The Spectator
12 December 2015 Aus
Faith is left, right. . . and central
An interview with the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby
Australia
Yes, Virginia
Virginia, your little conservative friends are wrong. They have been affected by the scepticism of a sceptical age. They do…
Australian Columnists
Brown study
It is good to see the Greens doing their bit to stop the evil gender bias and stereotyping now so…
Australian diary
Turnbull the blackbird has been obsessing me, stealing what’s not his. He’s hovering by a nest right outside my study…
Australian Features
Don’t cry for me, Australia
Our politicians are taking us down the path to Argentina
Return to Roots
The controversial African-American ancestral tale is being retold... partly by me
Flogging parsons
Much like the first convicts, Australians today cower before the great moralisers of the day
Witches brew
Two of Australia’s most powerful women hailed from witch towns. Cue the creepy music
Barbeque stoppers
So here’s a question for the history buffs – name the last Australian Knight. The Queen presented the Award at…
Features
Charles Moore vs David Hare: a one-act play
One is a distinguished author and columnist. One is an acclaimed playwright. Both grew up near in Bexhill-on-Sea. They disagree about everything . . . almost
Faith is left, right. . . and central
The Archbishop of Canterbury talks about faith, politics, and whether he'd attend if one of his children had a gay marriage ceremony
The wings of winter
Marsh harriers, chiffchaffs, blackcaps and little egrets find British winters much more congenial than they once did
Cameron’s great escape
The Prime Minister on his unexpected election victory, European crises, the Middle East and the legacy he wants
What’s wrong with Hillary
Facing Donald Trump could make any candidate look good. Except perhaps this one
What I got right
Politics is about applying values with an open mind, not about using ideology to avoid hard questions
Australian Notebook
A.A. Gill's Christmas notebook: From a food festival in Margaret River, Western Australia, with sleepy koala bears
‘All he did done perfectly’
I’m not sure how well I knew him, but it was enough to be with him in so many moments of pleasure
Afghanistan’s new agony
Fifteen years of western intervention achieved no more than the pretence of a stable state
Christmas Notebook
Joan Collins's notebook: 'Happy holidays' in Birmingham and Hollywood; and a word on Donald Trump
The year of the cad
From Lord Sewel to – let’s not be sexist – Sally Bercow, there’s life in the old rogue yet
London Notebook
Anthony Horowitz's Christmas notebook, also featuring the decline of ebooks and the birth of New Blood
Seasonal advice from the great and the good
Favourite Christmas rituals – and what to avoid for a successful Christmas. With Clare Balding, Alexander McCall Smith and Tim Rice
Would you believe it? A selection of ancient faiths ripe for revival
Stoicism has already made a comeback... so what other age-old beliefs can be repurposed for the 21st century?
My surreal Christmas in hospital with a dangerously ill child
Doctors and nurses in fancy dress felt like a percious link with normal life outside as my teenage son fought bacterial meningitis
Ed Balls’ Christmas Day starter recipe
The former shadow chancellor’s step-by-step instructions for perfect individual crab and Gruyère soufflés
Mrs Badgery
A Christmas short story by Wilkie Collins, illustrated by Carolyn Gowdy and with an introduction by Philip Hensher
The joy of physics
Carlo Rovelli’s Seven Brief Lessons on Physics has outsold even Fifty Shades of Grey in his native Italy
The Week
State of the Union
The Prime Minister should say it more often: the people of the United Kingdom are better together
Portrait of the year
January David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said that only electing the Conservatives could ‘save Britain’s economic recovery’. Labour unveiled a…
Be your own boss
The classical world was full of enterprise – in a way that's only just coming back
Communion in the trenches
From ‘The Sacrament’, The Spectator, 25 December 1915: We were fairly fagged out, all of us, after a heavy day…
Columnists
Will you survive the Delingpole Era? See below…
They include students, cyclists, e-cigs, roibos and that frightful woman who does Any Answers on Radio 4
Exit strategy vs stay-in power
He's betting on it. He might yet have to win with a far less appealing offering
Hug, hold hands . . . then stampede to the right
After the Paris murders, French voters simply did not buy the outpourings of delusional wishful thinking from the liberal authorities
The question Christianity fails to answer: ‘Who is my neighbour?’
A passage by George Eliot emphasises the huge ache at the heart of our moral reasoning
If you believe the internet, I was the Israeli army’s answer to Jason Bourne
How an olive-green shirt from Topman convinced Twitter I must have belonged to the Israel Defense Forces
Am I a brave cult survivor, too?
My year with Ole Anthony’s Trinity Foundation left me with only an admiration for grown-ups who never succumb to normality
Ye who now will bless the poor Shall yourselves find blessing
What are you to do when the masked Santas burst into the boardroom?
Books
Casual, funny, flirtatious, severe
Christopher Ricks and Jim McCue explore the essential weirdness of Eliot’s poetry in a way that has never been done before
Bored and lonely in Kathmandu
With time on his hands, the young Assistant Resident made an exquisite record of Nepal’s architecture and wild life, and rescued countless Buddhist manuscripts into the bargain
Pastoral scene of the gallant South
The globe-trotting Theroux finally explores America — and finds the deep South more foreign than anywhere abroad
Assorted Christmas crackers
Henry Jeffreys reviews stories by P.L. Travers, Laurie Lee, Hans Christian Andersen — and a modern take on Scrooge
Looking for Nessie
In A Monstrous Commotion, Gareth Williams describes the weird fraternity for whom finding the Loch Ness monster has become the ultimate grail
Vanity fair and foul
Three new books on fashion through the ages illustrate the potentially fatal danger of becoming a slave to the latest trends
A life well lived
In Gratitude, his valedictory memoir, the gifted doctor finally achieves a sense of peace with himself after a life well lived
Spellbinding stuff
Brian Copenhaver’s learned discourse may prove impenetrable to those not already versed in the arcane mysteries
Homage to awesome Welles on his centenary
Both Patrick McGilligan and Simon Callow sympathetically capture the larger-than-life maverick who detested appearing in any film that wasn’t his own
Chrissie Hynde writes like an angel on angel dust
Julie Burchill admires Hynde’s candid memoir, but is thankful that, as a teenager, she didn’t hang around with her for long
A Horrible History of English Hymns
Andrew Gant’s authoritative study of English church music is ruined by mateyness and coarse tabloidese
Following yonder star
But the astronomer Marek Kukula wonders whether Colin Nicholl’s exhaustive treatment of ‘the Great Christ Comet’ may miss the whole point of the gospel story
O Rose thou art sick
India Knight is amused by how often the perfumes people choose to wear absurdly mismatch their personalities
Here’s to Bill
Pour Me, Gill’s frank account of his struggle with alcoholism, pays heartfelt tribute to Bill Wilson, founder of Alcoholics Anonymous
The Ghost in the machine
The waspish critic, who died earlier this year, is also a haunting presence in this paean to Henry Royce and his magnificent creation
The smoking diary of Gregor Hens
In Nicotine, Hens memorably describes being ‘repulsed and overjoyed’ to have spotted a smoking area (‘a kind of suffocation chamber’) at the airport
Larkin’s misty parks and moors — in all their lacerating beauty
A hitherto unpublished collection of the poet’s photographs range from affectionate studies of friends to sombre landscapes viewed from high windows
Osbert Lancaster: a national treasure rediscovered
Lancaster’s delightfully sardonic spoof architectural histories are handsomely republished by the Pimpernel Press
Answers to ‘Spot the Line of Poetry’
1. Ill-met by moonlight (Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream) 2. Hope springs eternal in the human breast (Pope’s ‘An Essay…
The year in books
In an age of white noise Christopher Pyne’s A Letter to My Children (MUP, $33) stands out as a loving…
Arts
Why would a dissolute rebel like Paul Gauguin paint a nativity?
Martin Gayford investigates how this splendid Tahitian Madonna came about and why religion was ever-present in Gauguin’s art
The art of Beatrix Potter
Her best illustrations - limpid, ethereal, carefully observed - are masterly works of art in their own right, argues Matthew Dennison
The rise and fall of Sony
Sony was the Apple of its day and more. Stephen Bayley charts its years of creativity unrivalled in the history of consumerism
Royal Opera’s Cavalleria rusticana isn’t nearly vulgar enough
They rescue their double bill, however, with an admirable Pagliacci. Plus: at the Barbican, Leoncavallo’s Zaza: plotless, vastly too long, musically weak - and thrilling
Darth Vader is dirty and it’s not just me that thinks so
As well as being filthy, Stars Wars taught Hollywood how to make children’s films for adults and they’ve never looked back
A paean to the fleshy delights and tacky excess of Soho
Raymond Revuebar's winking hoarding is like a righteous raspberry to the perpetrators of the Paris atrocities
Why did a Russian ballet dancer throw acid in his boss’s face?
Plus: the kamikaze rudeness of Rudolf Nureyev hits the big screen
Musical maestros and football managers have more in common than you think
The parallels are pervasive but conductors earn proportionately more - often as much as half an orchestra - and they hang on for years after their sell-by-date
Grandma: a feminist comedy that punches magnificently above its weight
In almost every way, Lily Tomlin, who plays the tart-tongued Grandma, is wonderful
Tricycle’s Ben Hur is magnificent in its superficiality – a masterpiece of nothing
Plus: a Turner Prize entrant that got lost on its way to Tate Modern by Caryl Churchill at the Lyttelton
Was my article the inspiration for this brilliant BBC dramatisation?
Nothing warms the cockles of James Delingpole's heart more than this superbly acted BBC2 drama on the making of Dad's Army
Radio is flowering because it’s so much more potent than TV
Plus: a Radio 4 documentary that gives a real insight into what it’s like to be a Syrian refugee
The Heckler: those who doubt the brilliance of Phil Collins are snobs
Don’t they realise pop music is supposed to be naff?
Culture Buff
Time for a quick glance over my shoulder at the passing year. Culturally it was busy enough but with little…
Life
We need Christianity more than ever in this Age of Atheists
A knife used to give me peace of mind; now I find solace in prayers
She was Ariadne to my Theseus
I became hooked on vaping (flavour: peach) thanks to a Cretan beauty
My part-time boyfriend and I bonded over the Tooting Honey Toilets
I generally only need a boyfriend for two weeks in December but I might want to keep this one after Boxing Day
The Lord’s Prayer is no more offensive than Jeremy Clarkson or deodorant
My faith is wobbly but I’ll go to church on Christmas Day to show my contempt for Odeon and Cineworld
The James Herriot of Africa
Disembowelled dogs; snakebites; rhino’s rectums; it’s all in a day’s work for the vet Hugh Cran
Wear The Fox Hat looks innocent enough but try saying it in an Irish accent
There is plenty of good fun to be had in naming horses
London calling
By the time this article appears, the London Classic at Olympia and the newly created brainchild of the indefatigable Malcolm…
Chess Puzzle
White to play. This position is from Fernandez-Jackson, Aberystwyth 2014. White brilliantly exploited the draughty position of the black king…
A Christmas carol
In Competition No. 2927 you were invited to submit a Christmas carol written in the style of a writer of…
The works
Along the top and bottom rows of the grid runs a seasonal quotation of 11 words. 81 clues contain a…
To 2238: Old issues
The title suggests BACK NUMBERS (8/15). Remaining unclued lights contain ‘back numbers’: GENEVESE (1A), MARXIST (20), GENETTE (24), XENON (37),…
Tis the season for disagreeing with your spouse about everything
Caroline and I have different ideas about every single aspect of Christmas. It’s all part of the fun – for me anyway
From the dismal to the delightful: the year in sport
2015 began and ended with epic high notes: the scaling of the Yosemite’s Dawn Wall and Great Britain’s magnificent Davis Cup victory
Center Parcs Longleat – a stealth socialist utopia on Lord Bath’s estate
Ideologically, it is impeccable; and you can ride the wild water rapids with the Welsh and get a minor spinal injury
Why the greatest innovations do only one thing, but do it well
How Sony’s founder ignored market research and defied his own engineers to make a huge success of the Walkman
Even great wine can’t quite give me hope for Lebanon
This should be an earthly paradise. It hasn’t quite worked out that way
Dear Mary solves problems for Nicky Haslam, Nigel Slater, Professor Mary Beard and others
On being an arbiter of what is common; how to control one’s face when opening presents; and how to treat the demands of food faddists
The answers
On the record 1. Jean-Claude Juncker 2. David Cameron 3. Sir Tim Hunt 4. Jeremy Corbyn 5. President Vladimir Putin…
Spectator Australia Wine Club – December
Welcome to the inaugural Spectator Australia Wine Club offer. This page will focus on the unprocurable wines, the small-volume award-winners,…




























































































