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Australia’s eSafety Commissioner loses again – A victory for free speech | Celine Baumgarten S3 Ep 18

Celine Baumgarten (Celine Against the Machine) has celebrated her SECOND victory against the eSafety Commissioner. This wasn’t only a personal…

Did Donald Trump conquer the world with witty insults? | Joel Gilbert S3 Ep 17

Did Donald Trump conquer the world with witty insults? I’m joined by Joel Gilbert to discuss the genius of humour…

Digital tyranny or ‘child safety’? 😵 & the bitcoin revolution | Efrat Fenigson S3 Ep 16

When Australia’s Under 16 social media ban started locking adult political writers out of #Substack – it was just the…

Toilet nullius

I read recently about new Australian Research Council-funded research that proposes to ‘reimagine’ the Australian public toilet. The academics leading…

13 Jun 2026

Hacker’s heresy

In a classic episode of Yes, Minister, Jim Hacker stumbles onto a heresy. His local football club is sliding into…

The problem with big personalities

Last week I wrote that Robert Menzies would never have built One Nation. That was not a criticism of Pauline…

13 Jun 2026

What could have been

I was tempted this week to write about the incredible jobs numbers in the US.  The May jobs numbers there…

13 Jun 2026

Any deal with Tehran is a deadly farce

The world has never been in such a state. While a benign, admittedly imperfect alliance for good  has existed since…

13 Jun 2026

Cold peace or cold war?

No less a commentator than Niall Ferguson insists the world has left behind the post-Cold War period and has now…

13 Jun 2026

And it’s Pauline, by a nose

I am intrigued by the rapid rise in the popularity of One Nation as a political force and wonder whether…

13 Jun 2026

Housing by scapegoat

When Barnaby Joyce decided to join One Nation, one assumes that it was not because of its housing policy. How…

13 Jun 2026

Trump’s birthday UFC fight is a seminal moment in US politics

The UFC event today at the White House has been widely dismissed as an absurdity. Inevitably, the administration’s critics have portrayed…

14 Jun 2026

Is Trump’s birthday extravaganza his last hurrah?

In January 1934, Franklin D. Roosevelt held a toga-themed birthday party at the White House to mock the accusation that…

14 Jun 2026

The Belfast attack raises questions about Ireland’s borders

As is so often the case following riots, attention on symptoms drowns out discussion about the cause. This pattern has…

14 Jun 2026

Sweden shows that not all immigrants are the same

I’m just going to say it. Not all immigrants are the same. I know that reading that might make you…

14 Jun 2026

How many people did Australia’s backpacker murderer kill?

Australians are known for world-class performances in many fields. Mostly, our achievements are a source of national pride, but one…

14 Jun 2026

South Africa’s migration warning to the West

For months, South African social media has been awash with videos of men marching through the country’s streets carrying sticks,…

14 Jun 2026

The cringeworthy rebranding of Bristol’s SS Great Britain

If you live or work in Bristol, it’s impossible to escape the Victorian engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel’s shadow – but that…

14 Jun 2026

Why can’t Elon Musk’s critics just be pleased for him?

The quiet kid from my friend’s school has become a trillionaire, and many people are unhappy that this should be…

14 Jun 2026

Rebel with a cause: The David Hockney I knew

For six years, in the 1990s, I was David Hockney’s ex-pat English next-door neighbour in the Hollywood Hills. A rickety blue…

13 Jun 2026

The MoD wanted more money. Does it deserve it?

John Healey, the former defence secretary, resigned on Thursday because the government wouldn’t give defence more money. Experts, military chiefs,…

13 Jun 2026

Kim Kardashian deserves better than Lewis Hamilton

I’ve always been keen on Kim Kardashian, going right back to the earliest years of her family reality show. At…

13 Jun 2026

Will peace be the perfect gift for Trump?

Donald Trump’s 80th birthday is this weekend, and what better present for a struggling octogenarian Commander-in-Chief than a peace deal…

13 Jun 2026

The row over English becoming an official language of New Zealand

Parliamentarians in New Zealand have been limbering up for an oddly unedifying debate over what ought to be the most…

4 Mar 2026

What they don’t tell you about Christmas in New Zealand

‘I still think New Zealand the most beautiful country I have ever seen,’ Agatha Christie marvelled in 1922. Evidently she’s…

22 Dec 2025

What will Jacinda Ardern do next?

When I first met Jacinda Ardern in the early 2010s, the notion that the young MP with the toothy smile…

8 Nov 2025

The de-Wokification of New Zealand’s education system

The conservative coalition government of New Zealand came to office promising to wind back an enormous, government-run system of ‘Woke’…

3 Nov 2025

Aussie life

‘Chloe’, Young and Jackson’s famously elongated dining room nude is a Rorschach test for people who say they know a…

13 Jun 2026

Language

‘Codswallop’ means ‘Nonsense, rubbish, drivel’. The experts at the Oxford think they have nailed it down. They write, ‘Popularised in…

13 Jun 2026

The Derby is the most interesting race of the year – and I missed it

In 1949, the 18th Earl of Derby revived the tradition of the Derby Club dinner in London, three days before…

13 Jun 2026

Why do Americans always want to have ‘the talk’?

‘I’m Native American,’ said one half of the honeymooning couple from Plattsburgh, holding out a small gift as they left.…

13 Jun 2026

Nothing works: The End of Everything, by John M. Harrison, reviewed

For more than half a century, M. John Harrison has been writing about decay and dispossession in a style that…

13 Jun 2026

Tuscan escapades: Villa Coco, by Andrew Sean Greer, reviewed

The comic novelist Andrew Sean Greer won the Pulitzer Prize for Less, a chronicle of the longings and humiliations of…

13 Jun 2026

Symbol of wisdom or harbinger of death – the owl preserves its mystery

As the author of this engaging book makes plain, it is with good reason that owls are such cherished birds.…

13 Jun 2026

The agonies of an abandoned wife: Mrs Dickens, by Emily Howes, reviewed

For every smog-spitting chimney in Victorian London there was a woman tasked with keeping the hearth clean, both physically and…

13 Jun 2026

The banality of Hélène von Bismarck’s view of Britain is astounding

Hélène von Bismarck twice quotes (in an officiously corrected version) Robert Burns’s lines: ‘O wad some Pow’r the giftie gie…

13 Jun 2026

The disgrace of Juan Carlos of Spain, a modern-day Don Juan

The life of Juan Carlos I, Spain’s 88-year-old former king, who reigned from 1975 until his abdication in 2014, falls…

13 Jun 2026

The botched coup that presaged the end of the Soviet Union

The best thing about the Soviet Union – arguably the only good thing – was the manner of its going.…

13 Jun 2026

In the dazzling company of Alexander Pope and friends

In the summer of 1726, the writers Jonathan Swift and John Gay spent several weeks at the home of their…

13 Jun 2026