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OH NO, NOT BLUEY! – Labor has started a war against speech and satire | S3 Ep 26

In this episode: Is BLUEY ground zero for the war against satire? Victoria – the reddest state – is about…

TURN THE POLITICAL TEMPERATURE DOWN… WHO TURNED IT UP?! – Labor’s outrageous hypocrisy | S3 Ep 25

In this episode: Macron’s ‘soft touch’ on far-left riot agitators. Italy’s Giorgia Meloni vows swift justice against looters. Labor’s inter-generational…

CHAMPAGNE SOCIALISM BURNS FRENCH CULTURE – and Australia’s descent into censorship | S3 Ep 24

In this episode: Far-left riots bring France to its knees while President Macron attends #CelineDion concert. Australia’s Royal Commission into…

Hot air con

It would appear that the federal Labor government has been taking lessons from its favourite bureaucrats and serving up questionable…

Jimbo is toast

Jimbo is toast: it’s the scientific consensus. His term as Treasurer of this country must end as soon as possible.…

31 Oct 2026

What went on tour should have been sorted on tour

You know something has gone awry when Labor’s Captain Sensible, former defence minister Joel Fitzgibbon, calls for an intervention against…

31 Oct 2026

The housing crisis is a hoax

Australia’s Housing Accord is a five-year plan, and it is performing exactly as five-year plans do. It promised 1.2 million…

31 Oct 2026

WA under Labor is rotten to the core

A small town in the north of Western Australia by the name of South Hedland has been the focus of…

31 Oct 2026

France’s riots are a gift to Le Pen

Few in the mainstream media spotted the irony of the BBC’s Paris correspondent describing the recent anarchy across France as…

31 Oct 2026

Australian notes

That the Bureau of Meteorology could fake and corrupt weather temperature data, as so egregiously revealed recently in a forensic…

31 Oct 2026

Potholes, political mates and Toto

Somewhere in regional Australia, a council worker is staring into a pothole large enough to qualify for its own post…

31 Oct 2026

The sewage hits the fan

A whiff of wastewater that wafted over the Cooks River has finally enveloped the Prime Minister. For weeks, Albanese insisted…

31 Oct 2026

Political trends firming against Labor

There are two leading trends in Australian politics which are firming against Labor , and which, I suspect, will hold…

31 Oct 2026

Left-wing violence

In a recent speech, US Secretary of State Marco Rubio warned about the deadly danger of left-wing activism, claiming that…

The left’s fraudulent language

Many years ago, I was on an appointments committee to select between two candidates for a lecturing position in the…

24 Oct 2026

Is now the time to bring back national service?

Wes Streeting has told us last week that we have 1,000 days to get war-ready amid the intensifying threats and…

1 Nov 2026

The Church has forgotten the true meaning of martyrdom

All Saints’ Day is upon us. Today, Christians throughout the world will reflect on the lives of saints who have…

Nietzsche was the first self-help guru

Since the 1990s it has been acknowledged that our culture has become unduly concerned with risk and obsessed with the…

1 Nov 2026

The true lesson of the Suez crisis

‘No Americans Served Here’ read a sign outside a car showroom in Hertfordshire in the aftermath of the Suez Crisis.…

Am I the most hated man in liberal America?

I’ve had hexes put on me by a university professor, had online vigilantes send packages of dogshit to my childhood…

1 Nov 2026

A Court of Thorns and Roses gives reading a bad name

There’s a general consensus that reading is a good thing, and reading from actual physical books an even better thing.…

1 Nov 2026

Poland’s constitutional squabble is the end result of ‘lawfare’

Karol Nawrocki was en route to Senegal when he instructed his flight crew to return to Poland. When he got…

1 Nov 2026

Are the dirty tricks of Russia’s FSB getting even dirtier?

If your toilet is full of excrement that you don’t remember depositing there yourself, you may be the victim of…

31 Oct 2026

Don’t expect calm after the US midterms

US technology shares were sliding again yesterday. The drop, as the Financial Times puts it, marks ‘a continuation of a…

31 Oct 2026

A ‘woke’ TV news channel will never work

Quizzed by MPs last week on Ofcom’s alleged failure to rein in bias at the broadcaster GB News, the quango’s chairman Sir Ian…

31 Oct 2026

Scottish nationalists may finally have an answer to their currency conundrum

It seems like a lifetime ago now. A few weeks before Scotland’s seismic 2014 vote on whether to exit or…

31 Oct 2026

What are we really celebrating at Halloween?

Three years into my medical career, I worked with a doctor called Darren. Darren was excellent. Calm, sensible, highly intelligent…

31 Oct 2026

The problem with James Acaster’s showing on the Traitors

Even the BBC’s hit series The Celebrity Traitors is not immune from the mental health contagion engulfing these shores. On…

31 Oct 2026

The real meaning of the Budget

I’ve been writing about politics for 25 years and, putting aside the two years (2007-09) I was based in Washington,…

31 Oct 2026

Was North Korea behind the biggest crypto heist in history?

When the world’s largest cryptocurrency heist takes place, it doesn’t take long for the finger to be pointed at one…

31 Oct 2026

In praise of Zia Yusuf

To promote his new book, Alastair Campbell appeared this week on Question Time alongside Zia Yusuf. Campbell went on the attack, accusing…

31 Oct 2026

New Zealand election musings

By the time you read this, the New Zealand election will be about a week away. Now I’d like to…

27 Oct 2026

Why you shouldn’t shrug at New Zealand’s greyhound racing ban

Greyhound racing ended in New Zealand on August 1. Those who neither own a greyhound nor care for the sport…

9 Aug 2026

A New Zealand republic in Jacinda Ardern’s lifetime?

New Zealand’s former Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, believes the nation will become a republic within her lifetime. We have heard…

21 Jun 2026

The row over English becoming an official language of New Zealand

Parliamentarians in New Zealand have been limbering up for an oddly unedifying debate over what ought to be the most…

4 Mar 2026

Aussie life

Small boys have always had big parts in fables – putting fingers in dykes, crying wolf, climbing beanstalks and so…

31 Oct 2026

Language

There it was in the newspaper – the use of ‘hone in on’ when the only correct usage is ‘home…

31 Oct 2026

Can racing survive Labour’s gambling tax rises?

By the age of 13, Alex Wood was a virtuoso violinist, though he was later sentenced to seven years in…

31 Oct 2026

Is it too much to expect my useless cat to catch rats?

Roux the cat stared at the rat, decided it was a bad do and retreated. The rat was screaming so…

31 Oct 2026

In praise of Piedmontese wines

Authors hate it when reviewers refer to their book as a ‘weighty tome’ as it implies that the contents are…

31 Oct 2026

One for the Prefab Sprout diehards

‘One for the heads’ is the phrase that traditionally covers the more outré elements of a band’s career: the outtakes,…

31 Oct 2026

Singsong vapidity: The Piano Teacher of Montparnasse, by Heather Morris, reviewed

The Piano Teacher of Montparnasse is from Heather Morris, whose 2012 novel The Tattooist of Auschwitz began the vogue for…

31 Oct 2026

How can we fool ourselves that chatbots feel anything for us?

Imagine that a good friend of yours has fallen for a psychopath, a man or woman who seems superficially charming…

31 Oct 2026

Why a frothy Jane Austen adaptation is always imminent

There has never been a good screen adaptation of a Jane Austen novel. There have been plenty of films with…

31 Oct 2026

The felled tree that devastated Britain

It was just a tree, a beautiful tree, in a strikingly beautiful place. Yet when the two friends Daniel Graham…

31 Oct 2026

Return of the war-weary: Gjak, by Dimosthenis Papamarkos, reviewed

The Second Greco-Turkish War (1919-22) ended catastrophically for Greece and led to a massive population exchange: аt least 1.2 million…

31 Oct 2026

‘An inspiration to all under his command’: the cheerful courage of Brian Franks

They say there are old soldiers and bold soldiers but very few old, bold soldiers. Well, Tim Spicer is pretty…

31 Oct 2026