The Spectator
14 May 2016 Aus
Grand theft super
Australia
Grand theft super
As the nation embarks on a critical federal election, both sides of politics have decided to launch a brutal assault…
Australian Features
Features Australia, New Zealand
Off the radar
The gap between Australia’s and New Zealand’s defence capabilities is an embarrassment
Ripe to be radicalised
The likelihood of deradicalisation programs being of any use is slim
Preferencing the Greens
What ‘seemed like a good idea at the time’ has a chance of seriously backfiring
Super bad
The Turnbull government is hellbent on introducing changes that are anti-Liberal
Features
Boris needs you!
In an exclusive interview, the former mayor of London sets out his Brexit battle lines
Lumped with Trump
As potential vice president, ultra-hawkish Marco Rubio could cool down the Republican party’s bitter enmities
The internet’s war on free speech
The web was meant to empower us all. Right now, it’s empowering censors
Guilty displeasures
I’ll go first: strawberries, beaches, champagne, Ella Fitzgerald and Richie Benaud
The death of the funeral
When my time comes, I don’t want a ‘celebration of life’. I want tears
The Week
What Brexit won’t fix
As David Cameron’s Brexit ‘war’ scare is rightly mocked, no one is talking about our crucial military alliance
Portrait of the week
Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, made a speech in the British Museum warning of war if Britain left the…
Rome, racism and Sadiq Khan
The mayor was not attacked for who he is, but for the company he kept
Churchill’s return
We need an Irish Secretary who can be trusted. Who dare say that of Colonel Churchill?
Australian letters
Metal cocoon Sir: Perhaps the most worrying thing not mentioned by James McCann about the submarine announcement is that Australia…
Columnists
Will Labour never learn?
The only true sign that the party has learned anything will be the election of a new leader
The Spectator’s notes
Also in The Spectator’s Notes: why clamping down on tax havens would be seen as gross interference; Jeremy Thorpe; the BBC and North Korea; Sats
Write a leftie column and win a doctorate
It’s so depressingly predictable who gets invited to be a senior panjandrum of the quangocracy
RIP Gussie, my plainspoken llama
Our camelid Gussie, now sadly dead, made an excellent intermediary
Vaping’s appeal isn’t about the nicotine. It’s about the gadgets
This is a way of having drugs paraphenalia without the risk of madness, criminality or losing your teeth
Have we sacrificed a quarter’s growth to answer the European question?
Also in Any Other Business: the queue to buy Tata’s British steel business; and Sadiq Khan’s inbox
Books
Throned on her hundred isles
Shelley’s description of Venice is one of countless vivid vignettes in Marie-Jose Gransard’s delightfully cosmopolitan literary guide
The dog it was that died
John Preston revisits the dog days of British politics when Rinka, compromising letters and conspiracy to murder were the daily headlines
The grit in the oyster
But Richard Dorment, recently retired from the Daily Telegraph, claims that his taste in art was really quite cautious
One day, two lonely people
Their endless sweary tirades are exhausting A.L. Kennedy’s frustrated protagonists — and also (after 500 pages) her readers
Rewriting holy writ
Harry Freedman’s engaging history of Bible translations includes a gay-friendly version, a Yiddish slang version and the ‘Wicked’ 1631 version with its infamous misprint
Goodbye to all that
Lynsey Hanley discovers that leaving the skilled tradesman class of her birth to become middle-class and ‘respectable’ comes at a price
The bane of Albania
Blendi Fevziu describes how after 40 years’ rule ‘Uncle Enver’ left Albania the third poorest country in the world
Everyone’s favourite dinosaur
David Hone tells us all we could ever wish to know about our favourite dinosaur in his comprehensive Tyrannosaur compendium
Nothing quite adds up
Let my children study Kurkov for GCSE English, says Ian Sansom (rather than the spoken language of Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay)
Arts
Death metal
Why do authoritarian regimes fear metalheads? Karen Yossman goes on tour with Iron Maiden on their first visit to China to find out
Surreal, strange and scatological
Plus: at the Musée d’Orsay, how the ultimate outsider artist Douanier Rousseau became a feted insider
Unsung hero
If Havergal Brian’s Symphony No 30 were premiered today as the work of a photogenic 25-year-old, preferably female or gay, it would cause a sensation
Divine comedy
Plus: an amateur opera company tackle two rare comic operas Abu Hassan by Weber and Djamileh by Bizet
The male gaze
Richard Linklater’s latest is a bro-orgy filled with characters that Deborah Ross has no interest in spending time with
Shaw thing
Plus: another threadbare drama from Nick Payne, this time about two gobby grans going gaga, at the Donmar Warehouse
The power of song
Plus: the Roman Empire holds the key to modern Europe and what it means to be European
Something to crow about
Plus: the latest instalment of the Hollow Crown cycle on BBC2 points to what Shakespeare would be up to if alive today – he'd be writing Game of Thrones
Roberto Alagna as Pinkerton at the Met 2016
Born in France of Sicilian parents, Roberto Alagna has been one of the opera world’s outstanding tenors for nearly 25…
Life
Twelve to follow
Last year we made a bumper profit, so stand by for 2016’s big-money winners
Magna cum laude
World champion Magnus Carlsen has taken first prize in the Norway tournament at Stavanger which finished last month. Carlsen had…
No. 408
White to play. This position is a variation from So-Kasparov, St Louis 2016. What is White’s quickest kill? Answers to…
Olden but golden
In Competition No. 2947 you were asked to submit a poem in praise of old age. Old age gets a…
2260: B & B
One clue lacks a definition part; its answer is a film title. One unclued light (three words) is the title…
2257: A spree
SHAKESPEARE — indicating the action required to create 9, 11, 32, 18 plus 24, and the puzzle’s title — is the name…
These heartless Europhile snobs
If we don’t cut loose from the EU, nearly everywhere will end up as desperate as Clacton-on-Sea
The Foxes have little to teach us
Plus: why we Brits are simply not a tennis-playing nation
Soho in Somerset
Babington House is a mirror of Somerset that Somerset itself does not recognise or want
Sadiq Khan’s virtues
The new mayor of London says he’ll be ‘transparent, honest and accessible’. Such terms have an odd way of sliding




























































