The Spectator
16 April 2016 Aus
Sex, lies and tax returns
The confected scandal around the Panama papers is part of a concerted and sinister attempt to change what counts as private
Australia
Walk the plank
It’s sad to say but the Royal Australian Navy is fast becoming a joke, if it isn’t there already. The…
Australian Columnists
Brown study
As you know, I have always been at the forefront of the fight against discrimination, especially the evil variety that…
Diary
On arrival in Sydney for a stint with the Centre for Independent Studies, I am ensconced in the bourgeois bohemia…
Australian Features
What the PM should have said
Malcolm Turnbull’s speech notes mysteriously fell into the hands of...
Del-Conmania
Have you got what it takes to join the latest ‘irrelevant’ conservative political group?
Features
Sex, lies and tax returns
All this confected outrage over tax is part of a concerted and sinister attempt to shift the definition of privacy
The devil in footnote 351
Did he cunningly sanction Communion for the divorced in a hidden corner of his latest pronouncement? Nope
The politician’s daughter
Ted Cruz’s daughter ruins photocalls by making bunny ears behind her dad’s head and refusing to hug him for the cameras
The cult of clean
I should feel sympathetic to the new cult of cleanliness. Instead it repulses me
Caught in the tourist trap
If beautiful places are to survive when the whole world is affluent, they’ll have to be reserved for a fortunate few
The Week
Fit to print
Anti-free-speech conspiracy theories are impossible to reconcile with the sorry state of Fleet Street
Portrait of the week
Plus, teargas fired at migrants trying to escape Greece and the Austrian government seizes Hitler’s birthplace
Tax returns to boast about
There was hardly a street corner without a sign about some benefaction or other
Australian letters
Burger kings Sir: It’s a truth universally acknowledged that no two countries with Macca’s outlets have ever declared war on…
Columnists
Cameron’s plan for a graceful exit all hinges on the referendum
The Prime Minister aims to hang on until 2019 and be the first Tory leader since 1937 to leave of his own volition
The Spectator’s notes
Also in The Spectator’s Notes: Obama’s policy on the Middle East; behaviour of banks; titles for spouses
The wisdom of pitchfork-wielding crowds
Better an enraged mob than the enervating national cynicism that prevails in some European countries
Cameron and Mugabe: spot the difference
The Prime Minister is behaving with conciliation to the point of deference. Plus: MPs’ tax returns
Let’s refocus the Panama story on the bad stuff that really matters
Also in Any Other Business: footballers’ taxes; care homes’ wages; negative interest rates
Books
The tragedy of Arabia
Lawrence’s vision was betrayed in a shabby colonial carve-up — and the Middle East has been paying the price ever since, according to Neil Faulkner’s biography
Britannia rued the waves
The British won many sea battles in the American War of Independence but were defeated by America’s countless rivers, lakes and creeks, according to Sam Willis’s ‘liquid history’
Out of the depths
After her partner drowns rescuing their son in the Caribbean, Decca Aitkenhead finds her only hope is to write about it
Trapped in hell
In an understated gem of a book, Marwa al-Sabouni, an architect from Homs, describes a country ripped apart. Foreign correspondents Janine di Giovanni and Charles Glass do the same.
To be a pilgrim
To make the pilgrimage less grim, avoid the Pyrenees — and your fellow travellers, advises Jean-Christophe Rufin
Fast and furious
Robert Colvile’s The Great Acceleration and Charles Duhigg’s Smarter Faster Better offer helpful advice on the pace of modern living
The last word
The bizarre story of the guru Sri Ramakrishna and his feuding entourage is full of sly charm and astonishing vitality
Trivial pursuits
Offset by a blood-spattered backdrop, this is just one of many startling images from Grayson’s colourful sketchbooks, dating from the 1980s
Mouldering hats and wedding veils
In a frank memoir of alcoholism and emotional suppression, Juliet Nicolson finally liberates herself from her formidable forebears
Nine angst-ridden men
In a series of stories that are both dark and hilarious, David Szalay explores the predicaments of nine tormented men
Arts
‘Do black movies really not sell?’
The Oscar-nominated actor-director explains how Hollywood really works – and how his latest film broke all the rules
A trip down Mammary Lane
The atmosphere is vague and vapid and feels like an excuse to look at women’s pants while being in denial about why we’re looking at women’s pants
Deluded continent
Plus: Cyrpus Avenue at the Royal Court is a pointless and partisan exercise
There will be blood
And even if you closed your eyes on Katie Mitchell’s production, you’d still not find it a great evening, with the conductor merely beating time
In defence of conceptual art
Conceptual art can be fanciful rubbish but at its best it’s funny, arresting and, in spite of itself, even beautiful
Fresh and wild
Deborah Ross welcomes this dark remake of the animated classic, especially its lack of icky messages about belonging
An inconvenient truth
Channel 4's What British Muslims Really Think will come as no surprise to the British public, says James Delingpole
Sachin Joab in STC’s Disgraced
Our grandmothers told that we shouldn’t discuss politics or religion in polite society. Apparently that was not a lesson learned…
Life
National review
The winners upset the odds — and while the race was casualty-free for the fourth year running it lost nothing of its spectacle
Puzzle no. 404
Black to play. This is a position from Carbone–Slipak, Mar del Plata 2016. How can Black conclude? Answers to me…
Mismatch
In Competition No. 2943 you were invited to submit a review of a well-known work of literature that has been…
2256: 11 x 11
The unclued lights (three of two words), individually or paired, are of a kind, with 1 Down as a plural.…
To 2253: Your starter for ten
FIRST, the ‘starter’ solution at 10 Down, can be linked with the other unclued lights, with it also appearing twice…
My confession: I began dodging tax aged eight
From bob-a-job with the Cubs to selling contraband smokes at school, I was a Tory wrong ‘un from the start
Well done Danny, but Jordan will come back
Well here’s a thing: we’ve just had the first English bloke to win the Masters. Sure, an Englishman has won…
Illegitimate
‘Illegitimate’ and ‘legitimate’ have done service in English these six centuries


























































