The Spectator
15 March 2014 Aus
Meeting the monster
Michael Gove inspires irrational hatred among my fellow children’s authors. After interviewing him, I can finally see why
Australia
Consumer vs taxpayer
Remember Kim Carr’s dire warning: ‘The government has effectively signed the death warrant on Australia’s last fresh-fruit cannery, ensuring the…
Australian Columnists
Brown study
I don’t want to harp about the ABC and I hope this will be my last contribution on that subject,…
Australian notes
An Aborigine, an Arab and a Jew enter a public bar. They look more worried than angry as they bear…
German Diary
The Greeks may fear and loathe Frankfurt as a crass citadel of German capitalism. Not me. It’s Germany’s aviation and…
Australian Features
Putting the ‘your’ into the ABC
Those who like the public broadcaster should be the ones to fund it
2014 won’t be like 1914
Don’t assume China’s aggressive territorial claims will lead to an all-out war in east Asia
On the Contrary
It is welcome news that the government might consider tightening the means test around the seniors’ health card. The card…
We’ll still be a melting pot
The scare campaigns on race should not deter Tony Abbott over Section 18C
Features
Meeting the monster
My fellow children’s writers hate the Education Secretary. Now I finally understand why
Teaching’s war on science
There’s an increasing amount of evidence about how we learn.But you won’t hear about it at teacher training college
Here come the dog police
Councils are banning dogs from places they’ve been walked for generations. Here’s how owners are fighting back
Crimean notebook
Where the men with unmarked uniforms walk the streets, rebellion is stirring
Paris
No city really multitasks like Paris, shorthand for romance, culture, fashion, gastronomy and the kind of street life you find…
The Week
Mother country
It's his last chance for a game-changing reform. He should focus on childcare
Portrait of the week
Home Ed Miliband, the leader of the Labour party, promised that, if elected, his administration would hold a referendum on…
Cicero on Putin
Russia’s approach to international affairs is rather Roman right now
Columnists
Gove’s friends are out to get him
If the Tories can’t stop squabbling among themselves, they are doomed to election defeat
Children with a severe case of the excuses
How many illnesses of modern childhood are excuses for bad behaviour, stupidity or parental neurosis?
Kidnaps and killings in Cameron’s happy place
The Prime Minister's 'happy place' has become very unhappy indeed
I’ve seen the future of conservatism– and it doesn’t work
Come back Sarah Palin, all is forgiven
Turn down those token directorships, girls, and tell them you want to be chairman
Plus: The Co-op’s latest crisis, and HMRC’s demon eyes
Books
Delhi’s underbelly
A review of Rana Dasgupta's Capital: A Portrait of 21st-century Delhi. The upper crust and underbelly of India's capital
Decades of grievances
A review of Tim Harris's Rebellion. He tries bravely, but in the end, no
Adventures in gay Paree
A review of Edmund White's Inside a Pearl. An X-rated memoir of the gay author's 15-year exile in Paris
Lambs to the slaughter
A review of Fred D’Aguiar's Children of Paradise. A fictional retelling of the Jonestown massacre makes you wonder who'd fall for Jim Jones
Licence to talk dirty
A review of Jonathon Green's Odd Job Man. This memoir of a slang lexicographer is well nang
A hidden gem
A review of Alex Monroe's Two Turtle Doves: A Memoir of Making Things. Punk, procrastination and ping pong: this jeweller's autobiography is full of gems
One queen, cut by two others
A review of Yvonne M. Ward's Censoring Queen Victoria: How Two Gentlemen Edited a Queen and Created an Icon. The gay old Etonians who made sure that Victoria's letters didn't tell the messy truth
No dumb waiter
A review of Andrew Sachs' I Know Nothing! Faulty Towers' punchline of a waiter – and Russell Brand's favoured target – endured much greater sorrows with style
Setting Kerouac on the road
A review of Jack Kerouac's The Haunted Life: The Lost Novella. Gaucheness and inexperience mark this early work
A book for all ages
A review of Rebecca Mead's The Road to Middlemarch: My Life with George Eliot. Too much 'my life', not enough George Eliot
On trial for her life
A review of Kate Colquhoun's Did She Kill Him?: A Victorian Tale of Deception, Adultery and Arsenic. An expert non-fiction thriller – as long as you don't mind a little speculation
Arts
Lords of the dance
What's it like to be a dance demigod? Giannandrea Poesio meets two of them
House rules
Mark Twain's chair, Louisa May Alcott's pillows, Robert Frost's many houses and the empty home of Edgar Allen Poe
Moral vacuum
No room for morals in Mariusz Trelinski's bleak new production of Henze's Boulevard Solitude for WNO; plenty of room for levity in Royal Opera's La Fille du regiment
Top of the form
Richard Deacon's new show at Tate Britain will appeal to single men of a certain age, while Richard Hamilton's latest Tate Modern retrospective might not appeal to anyone
Diligent drudgery
The A-Z of Mrs P fails to make a hero out of Phyllis Pearsall. But Visitors and Good People deliver great theatre with high risk strategies
Landscapes of sound
Plus: Nitin Sawhney returns to Radio 2 and reminisces about his interview with Nelson Mandela
Occupational hazards
Shot in the dying days of the war, Roberto Rossellini's celebrated film burns with anger
Life
No. 305
White to play. This position is from Teichmann-NN, Simultaneous Display, Berlin 1914. Can you spot White’s fine finish? Answers to…
Fifty-something
In Competition 2838 you were invited to submit a short story entitled Fifty Shades of whatever you chose. It was…
2153: Selling
Each of thirteen clues contains one misprinted letter in the definition part. Corrections of misprints spell a phrase involving a…
Solution to 2150: Content
‘To fill the hour — that is happiness’ (given by initial letters of superfluous words in clues, and 3 4A)…
Death does not become us
The left’s sudden sanctimony about Bob Crow was proof of that
Three minds are better than one
We have two ways of thinking, teaches Daniel Kahneman. With the aid of computers, it’s become three






























































