The Spectator
9 July 2016 Aus
Quest for glory blundered
Australia
Old news to Speccie readers
The Coalition has embarked upon a risky Labor-style experiment, hoping Mr Turnbull’s sugar hit in the polls will see them…
Australian Columnists
Brown study
Malcolm Turnbull has certainly made a name for himself since he became leader of the Liberal party. The party that…
Australian notes
Some readers may be wondering what it’s like to vote Labor for the first time. Okay, by ‘vote Labor’ I…
Election diary
As a first time candidate in a volatile election, with a member retiring after 43 years, I was keen to…
Soaking wet at Songkran
Songkran is not the best time of year to be a correspondent in Pattaya. It’s not that the story you’re…
Australian Features
Malcolm can’t blame Tony for this one
On election night Liberals expected to be clear winners of the longest campaign in memory, with Malcolm Turnbull having vanquished…
In the name of God, go!
Even if he scrapes in, Malcolm Turnbull has lost this election, as this column warned on 28 May. If he…
Quest for glory blundered
Napoleon’s judicial murder of the Duke of Enghien was summed up by either his Chief of Police, Joseph Fouche or…
Innovation and iftar
The conventional wisdom surrounding Malcolm Turnbull’s ascension to Prime Minister was that his more moderate leanings would allow him to…
Business/Robbery etc
It looks like costing Australian businesses multi-billions of dollars – and taxpaying Australians multi-billions more. Malcolm Turnbull’s woeful election campaign…
Features
A new workers’ party
We are living through the most intense political drama in modern British history. The vote to leave the European Union…
‘I had to step up’
On the way to interview Michael Gove, we meet a government minister, an Old Etonian, who suggests we ask him,…
Sleepless by the strait
In my novel Three Daughters of Eve, a well educated housewife with kids looks at her motherland, Turkey, and thinks:…
Frexit – oui ou non?
In France, Brexit has provoked resentment and shock. For many years-Britain has been seen in both Paris and-Brussels as the…
Give us a break!
As Boris Johnson will know from his love of Greek tragedy, hubris leads to nemesis. And it is Boris’s own…
Downwardly mobile
Last year, I found a pair of trainers in our communal recycling bin: Nike Air Max in black and grey…
Imperial ambitions
Early on the morning of Friday 24 June, Darren Gratton went into his butcher’s shop in Barnstaple and changed his…
Passing through Bologna
Sooner or later, no matter where you are travelling on Italian railways, you are likely to pass through Bologna Centrale.…
The Week
The shame of Iraq
‘If it falls apart, everything falls apart in the region’ — Note from Tony Blair to George W. Bush, 2…
Portrait of the week
Home Conservative MPs set about finding two candidates for the party leadership to be put to party members as rival…
Jeremy Corbyn and the oracle
Inscribed in the forecourt of the temple of Apollo in Delphi were the famous words gnôthi sauton (‘know yourself’) and…
The meaning of the Somme
From ‘News of the week’, The Spectator, 8 July 1916: On the surface of London life there is hardly a ripple,…
Columnists
The Spectator’s notes
Before she was murdered, Jo Cox MP had written most of a report. She worked on it jointly it with…
Forget the Grand Mess, here’s the fun stuff
There’s something a little-dispiriting about waking up one morning to find that our elected politicians are even more psychopathic, deranged…
For the first time, I feel ashamed to be British
Before even writing this I know what response it will meet. Some who fought for Leave on 23 June will…
A sad new British status symbol: the second passport in the bedside drawer
I suppose I could probably get a Polish passport. Both of my maternal grandparents were Poles, displaced by war and…
Is Brexit’s impact coming at us like a derailed train – or am I panic-mongering?
I enjoyed the Daily Mail’s lambasting of the Financial Times as ‘panic-monger-in-chief’ for its doom-laden post-Brexit tone: ‘Is it determined…
Books
Food for thought
Elisabeth Luard has a fascinating and rich subject in the relationship between food and place. Humans eat differently according to…
Defeat by tweet and blog
The Wake, Paul Kingsnorth’s Booker-longlisted debut novel, was set just after the Norman Conquest, and was told in an odd…
Piety and savagery
First a confession. Like many modern British readers, I have contracted a severe case of Jihad Overload Syndrome. Symptoms of…
A trick of the light
There is a moment at the start of most authors’ careers when it is hard to get anything published, and…
Godly swingers
There were two communist manifestos of 1848. One had no influence whatsoever on the revolutions of that year, but now…
Music, love and all things human
When James Kelman won the Man Booker prize for How Late it Was, How Late, one judge stormed out, calling…
MPs and DTs
In 1964, a newly elected Labour MP was put in charge of the House of Commons kitchen committee. (An unpromising…
Back from the front
In his preface Sebastian Junger tells us that this book grew out of an earlier article. It obviously didn’t grow…
We’re all curators now
In January 1980 Isaac Asimov, writer of ‘hard science fiction’, professor of bio-chemistry and vice-president of Mensa International, penned a…
Good clean fun
The Detection Club is rather like the House of Lords of British crime writing, though considerably more select. (I should…
Arts
I can’t get no Satiesfaction
After peaking at around the tenth instalment, birthday celebrations get progressively less interesting, for their subjects at least. I remember…
Accentuate the positive
Fifty years ago on Monday the World Service programme Outlook was launched as an innovative news and current affairs programme…
Mozart’s operas
A couple of weeks ago Opera Australia celebrated its 60th Anniversary with a gala concert at the Opera House. Surprisingly…
And your point, Professor?
Pop idol turned top boffin Brian Cox doesn’t shy away from the big issues. With programmes such as Wonders of…
Death of the auteur
From the Oscar winning classics of the early Seventies — The French Connection (1971) and The Exorcist (1973) — to…
Double trouble
The Bolshoi Ballet’s wunderkind ballerina Natalia Osipova defied received wisdom when, in 2012, she cast off from the great Moscow…
Erectile dysfunction
Anthony Weiner is the American politician who made a comeback after a sexting scandal and stood for New York mayor.…
Friel good factor
Does anyone believe Brian Friel’s libellous blarney? He portrays Ireland in the 20th century as an economic basket case where…
Echoes of Italy
‘Hidden beauty is best (half seen), faces turned away.’ So noted a young English painter named Winifred Knights in 1924.…
Fifty shades of grey
Grey men in grey overcoats walking through grey architecture. If you had to pick an image to reflect the current…
Life
Wimbledon’s ultimate one-up man
What a well-behaved Wimbledon. Apart from a bit of racket-smashing (most of the ladies), low-level swearing (Nick Kyrgios), tantrums (Kyrgios),…
2268: In state
The unclued lights (two of two words) are of a kind, verifiable in Brewer among other reference books. Elsewhere, ignore…
The art of the quit
Brits don’t quit,’ said David Cameron two weeks ago, to which the obvious rejoinder is: ‘Oh but they do!’ The…
A touch of class
Cliveden is a good review for a divided country and I have waited, not too long, for it to feel…
Six of the best
I love Eclipse Day at Sandown, the first occasion in the year when the classy three-year-olds start taking on their…
Korchnoi’s French
As we bid farewell to the great Viktor Korchnoi, it is worth pointing out that he was one of those…
The colour purple
In Competition No. 2955 you were invited to supply a report on a Uefa Euro 2016 match written in the…
To 2265: POURING
The unclued lights Across are CATS and the unclued lights Down are DOGS. First prize John Kitchen, Breachwood Green, HertsRunners-up…
The Battle for Britain
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Baby with the bathwater
Bustle, an online newspaper ‘for and by women’, has published ‘six common phrases you didn’t know were sexist (that you’ll…
No. 416
White to play. This is from Kasparov-Alonso, Simultaneous Display, Moenchengladbach 2016. How did White conclude his attack? Answers to me…




























































