Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from London and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk.

Polanski pontificates on Israel (again)

8 May 2026 2:44 am

Good old Zack Polanski spent the night before the local elections pontificating once again on – you guessed it –…

Starmer’s TikTok backfires (again)

7 May 2026 10:44 pm

Sir Keir Starmer’s desperation to get down with the kids hit new lows in the run up to the local…

Kemi savages David Gauke’s knightood

7 May 2026 7:56 pm

Happy polling day one and all. While the political parties knock up doors, the Financial Times has brought some merriment…

Burnham’s Green flirtation angers Labour MP

7 May 2026 3:23 am

Andy Burnham has once again sent Labour’s Blairite backbenches into a storm. The wannabe Prime Minister has a knack for…

Polanski grovels over Golders Green (again)

7 May 2026 2:10 am

With a day to go before voters head to the polls, Zack Polanski is determined to go out with a…

Polanski squirms on Red Cross claims

6 May 2026 7:01 pm

Zack Polanski is no stranger to reinventing himself. He’s been an actor, a hypnotherapist capable of enlarging breasts, a nightclub…

Starmer to 2024 intake: back me or else

6 May 2026 3:38 am

With two days to go before voters take to the ballot box, leadership manoeuvring, that perennial Westminster pastime, has slipped…

Watch: Kemi Badenoch lays into pro-Palestine heckler

5 May 2026 7:58 pm

A key component of Kemi Badenoch’s pitch to the country is that ‘you will always know where you stand with…

Polanski grovels for Met criticism

2 May 2026 3:22 am

Oh dear. Just when you thought the Greens could sink no lower on crime and justice, along came Zack Polanski…

Miliband’s red tape bonfire backfires

2 May 2026 12:50 am

Back in February, Steerpike’s old friend Ed Miliband vowed to liberate Britain’s nuclear industry from the stranglehold of bureaucracy. Red…

Kemi’s Conservative council confusion

1 May 2026 10:30 pm

Many in SW1 have remarked that Kemi Badenoch has come on quite a bit since her early PMQs’ appearances. The…

Is Streeting ready to be PM? 

1 May 2026 2:17 am

With a week to go before voters take to the polls, the race for victory is heating up. But it…

The long march of the Ukippers

30 April 2026 10:05 pm

Wakey wakey! Whoooo remembers the United Kingdom Independence Party? Steerpike has fond memories of Ukip, Nigel Farage’s previous-but-one political vehicle…

Lineker’s curious silence on Golders Green attack

30 April 2026 9:33 pm

As a darling of the progressive commentariat, Gary Lineker is not usually one to let injustice pass unremarked. The former…

Watch: Labour MP told to resign by Jewish constituents

30 April 2026 6:29 am

It has been a pretty grim day in Golders Green. Two Jewish men have been stabbed, with the Metropolitan Police formally…

Which party leader is on the road the most?

30 April 2026 1:10 am

As local elections loom ever closer, Britain’s intrepid party leaders have taken to the road to pitch themselves far and…

Katie Lam rules out joining Reform

29 April 2026 7:08 pm

After Robert Jenrick’s (not entirely) shocking defection to Reform in January, Westminster’s eyes swiftly turned towards one of the Tory…

Watch: Morgan McSweeney’s mea culpa

28 April 2026 10:18 pm

It’s a blockbuster day in parliament today. To kick things off, we had Philip Barton up pleading ignorance; to close…

Ex-mandarin eviscerates PM’s claims on Mandy appointment

28 April 2026 7:50 pm

Whooooo remembers Sir Philip Barton? The lifelong diplomat spent an inglorious four and a half years in charge of the…

Hereditaries gear up for last hurrah

28 April 2026 6:31 pm

So. Farewell then to the last hereditary peers. Today marks the last day in parliament for most of the small…

Soft left to ‘soft launch’ programme

28 April 2026 1:54 am

It’s that time of year again. Spring is sprung and that means another bad set of local elections for an…

Labour MP: PM going is ‘when not if’

22 April 2026 11:15 pm

Up until now, the subject of the Prime Minister’s political survival has been an awkward question for any Labour MP.…

Watch: Pat McFadden flounders on Robbins

22 April 2026 9:57 pm

Oh dear. For many years, there has been an iron rule of Labour broadcasting: when you’re in a jam, call…

Watch: Robbins drops Doyle bombshell

21 April 2026 10:29 pm

Oh dear. It seems that Keir Starmer’s strategy has, er, backfired once again. Having spent yesterday afternoon declaring to all…

Watch: Lee Anderson kicked out of the Commons for calling Starmer a liar

21 April 2026 3:49 am

Keir Starmer has not being having a good time of it in the Commons. Once again, the PM has been…