The Spectator
9 April 2016 Aus
Yes, we were invaded
Choose whichever language you want, but the facts are indisputable
Australia
Could do better
And so those who kill by the polls now refuse to be judged by them. It was wrong of Malcolm…
Lost in the bush diary
Not too much should be made of my enforced overnight under the stars, halfway down the western slope of Mt…
Australian Features
Laying waste to our history
The Battle of Ideas will not be won by telling students what words they may or may not use
Yes, we were invaded
Choose whichever language you want, but the facts are indisputable
Untying democracy’s knot
The marriage equality debate can only be resolved with a plebiscite
Doctor’s notes
Rumana was a sari-clad, olive-skinned woman who presented to my western Sydney practice. She had arrived months earlier to live…
Federal fiasco
The Prime Minister’s latest Captain’s Pick is far more damaging than any knighthood ever was
Forget the republic, bring back the monarchy
Throughout much of the Middle East, monarchists offer a way to bring about modernity and tackle Islamism
Features
Letting terror win
Can you believe that after the Brussels attacks the BBC took us on a tour of vulnerable London Tube stations?
Robocop returns
There are far fewer ‘elite’ armed officers than we think... but their methods are creeping into everyday policing
Trump’s women trouble
The message that the Republican frontrunner is anti-feminist is inflicting damage on him
How to save the monarchy
Charles is a serious, decent and admirable man. But he should renounce the throne in advance
White power
Dentists will tell you cheerfully – and accurately – how little over-the-counter products do. But they’re keen to get in on the business
Live fast, die not too old
With their puritanical lifestyles, the young are getting it all wrong
Bought off by Brussels
Hundreds of millions are handed out to mega-charities, pressure groups, think tanks, multinationals, councils and NGOs
Chips with everything
This new law is a charter for busybodies and profiteers that won’t stop irresponsible owners and breeders
Downtown Los Angeles
In Downtown, you glimpse the city LA might have been – and might yet still be
The Week
Portrait of the week
Home Sajid Javid, the Business Secretary, said that the government would like a buyer to save Port Talbot steelworks. ‘We’re…
Zeppelin raids
From ‘Per Mare, Per Terras, Per Coelum’, The Spectator, 8 April 1916: The very worst the Germans can do in the way…
Australian letters
Illegal entry Sir: ‘Shoaib M Khan (nothing illegal about them – 2 April) is mistaken. It is well and truly…
Columnists
Do the Tories want to lose London?
But victory for Sadiq Khan in the mayoral election could gift the Tories more years of abysmal opposition from Jeremy Corbyn.
The Spectator’s notes
Also in The Spectator’s Notes: sheep; the smell of spring; my nephew’s art; FGM
Whoever invented referendums needs a kicking
They are not ‘democracy at work’ — they are a recourse for tyrants
Give thanks for the tomb raiders
Without them, many of the artefacts now demanded back from museums simply wouldn’t have survived
Credit where it’s due to Tata, our greatest inward investor
Also in Any Other Business: the balance of payments; and a new job for Mossack Fonseca
Books
An incurable Romantic
Frances Wilson goes in pursuit of the ‘Pope of Opium’ — the first writer to make drug-taking seem dangerously exotic
The greatest anti-war poem of all
Will Caroline Alexander’s translation of the Iliad — the first in English by a woman — prove the definitive one?
London’s burning
St Paul’s ablaze in 1666 makes a vivid backdrop to Andrew Taylor’s latest thrilling novel
A breath of fresh air
Ghislaine Kenyon celebrates the much-loved artist, whose work (says a fellow artist) feels like a gulp of fresh air
The iceberg cometh
Jenni Fagan’s latest dystopian novel — set in Scotland in 2020 — is enough to give one the shivers
Obscure object of desire
The desperate sexual compulsion at the heart of Garth Greenwell’s novel is as oppressive as its Soviet-style setting
Those fearless men, but few
In an effort to make things better, the founding fathers of the Irish Republic made things much, much worse, according to Ruth Dudley Edwards’s The Seven
Gay tittle-tattle
Gregory Woods’s Homintern opens with a bracing demolition of homophobia but rapidly descends into social tittle-tattle
Onwards and downwards
Matthew Desmond’s account of the relentless downward spiral of America’s dirt poor — and the greed of their ruthless evictors — makes for devastating reading
The holy sinner
With little to go on, says Nicola Barker, Michael Haag has cunningly constructed an imaginative, sympathetic portrait of the seductive ‘13th disciple’
Recent crime fiction
New crime fiction from Gillian Slovo, Chris Brookmyre, Helen Fitzgerald and Bill Beverley
The halo slips
Having regained her freedom, the Nobel peace prize-winner seems to have lost interest in human rights, according to Peter Popham
Arts
The rise and fall of Sicily
The British Museum’s new exhibition, Sicily: culture and conquest, celebrates the glories of this multi-ethnic, quadrilingual powerhouse
Sound and fury
Compton Verney’s Shakespeare in Art show is all but ruined by the ambient sounds – visit instead its small but superb companion exhibition Boydell’s Vision
Comic relief
An anarchic musical cut-up of Wilde’s play that’s dangerously hilarious is revived at the Barbican Theatre
Modernist cul-de-sac
By leaving the public behind modernists pushed music into a cul-de-sac, the only way out of which has been a headlong rush into superficial soft-harmony
Bitter sweet
A patchwork family flee the Sri Lankan civil war for Paris, where Jacques Audiard’s Palme d’Or-winner reaches a climax of symphonic heft
Singing Ireland into being
Geldof is unfailingly good company in this engaging, informative and thoughtful piece of television
Intolerable cruelty
Plus: a lost early screenplay by Alan Bennett, Denmark Hill, is given a beautifully paced performance on Radio 4
Culture buff
Contemporary dance may not be to everyone’s taste but too many tired, grey performances of Swan Lake will encourage converts.…
Life
Sergey’s sensation
Sergey Karjakin, who in 2002 became the world’s youngest-ever grandmaster at the age of 12 years and seven months, has…
No. 403
White to play. This is a variation from Aronian-Svidler, Moscow 2016. In this game Aronian misplayed his attack and Svidler…
Gender reassignment
In Competition No. 2942 you were invited to submit a rhyme incorporating the lines ‘What are little girls made of?’…
2255: In the pink
Four unclued lights (eight words in all) form a phrase describing an activity. The other unclued lights give the author,…
To 2252: Writer deploys me
The works were Striding Folly (anagram of 11/22), Whose Body? (36/1D), The Nine Tailors (2/48), Strong Poison (9/30) and Gaudy…
A big hand for the two-faced tax hacks
Do they not know, or have they forgotten, that Guardian Media Group used a shell company in the Cayman Islands?
My tip for the next cool shop: Argos
Every trend has a counter-trend. And Argos might just be the counter-trend to Amazon
A gentleman of Bordeaux
This column has had harsh words for Bordelais vignerons. But Anthony Barton has always been an exception
Dreadlocks
Of course the wearing of dreadlocks has a meaning, even if few can agree on it


































































