The Spectator
14 December 2013 Aus
Cameron’s gifts
He’d like to present you with single-party government and lower tax rates, among other things
Australia
Abbott’s Christmas renewal
It’s been only three months since Tony Abbott’s decisive victory on 7 September, and already the critics are baying for…
Australian Columnists
Australian Notes
Hal Colebatch — lawyer, historian, poet, novelist — tells the story that, when speaking a few years ago to a…
Brown Study
There must be few cases in Australia or any other country where an incoming government and its ministers have been…
Diary
The editor rings in a sweat. Tony Abbott was to have written this diary but dashed off to South Africa…
Notes from a Media tart
One of the drawbacks of writing for a magazine as esteemed as the Spectator Australia is that you are assumed…
Australian Features
My dream to visit Oz
Much more than cricket fascinates this Englishman about Australia
Where were you during apartheid?
It was the second session of the 27th parliament, 3 March 1970. The House was sitting for the first time…
In memory of Christopher Koch
The Tasmanian conservative was the most important and sophisticated novelist Australia has produced
The comedy of cricket
The game has to stop reinventing itself to survive in a crowded sports market
Features
Cameron’s gifts
He’d like to present you with single-party government and lower tax rates, among other things
Letter from London
Plus: John Lloyd's stand-up return, and why a listener sent a photo of gingerbread to In Our Time
What would you tell your 14-year-old self?
Answers from Justin Welby, Joan Bakewell, Giles Coren, Jonathan Sumption, James Rhodes and many more...
A nice gentle murder
Remembering the gentlemanly world of Lord Peter Wimsey and Albert Campion
Christmas pheasant
This pheasant stew is so much easier - and nicer - than roasting a big bird
On the contrary
The great contrarian on 'fascist voices' around Thatcher, the fate of the public schools, and why he swore on TV
Voices of England
For Italians it's romantic arias. For Germans, lieder. Give me Isaac Watts, John Bunyan and Edward Elgar
Music in Vienna
There is no finer city in which to hear music than Vienna. Or, to put it more felicitously, there is…
Christmas Short Story, Features
The Boy on the Hillside
The Spectator's Christmas short story, with illustrations by Kate Baylay
Christmas Quiz Questions, Features
Christmas Quiz
Test your wits against Christopher Howse. With illustrations by Castro
The Christmas Quiz answers
Says who? 1. David Cameron. 2. The Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Revd Justin Welby. 3. Nick Clegg. 4. Prince…
The Week
Portrait of the Year
Your condensed guide to the year's events, great and small
While shepherds watched…
If you want to understand the worlds of Homer and the Bible, you must start with farming
Letters from Christmas Past
Cruelty to turkeys in 1880, winter strawberries in 1913, artificial Christmas trees in 1995
Columnists
The Spectator’s Notes
Plus: What Thatcher really thought about Mandela, and the incredible growing Christmas holiday
If no one makes the case for the Union, how can we win?
The big parties have no answer either to the SNP or to Ukip. The consequences could be dramatic
The strange disappearance of Gordon Brown
The old bruiser has left only a warning: our politicians must now at least pretend to be human
If you love gold, shouldn’t you love the euro too?
Funny how Euroscepticism and a faith in hard money go together
Eat, drink, snort and be merry
If you can handle your drink, why should your self-control desert you with other drugs?
Why did I agree to appear on University Challenge?
I promised the producers I wouldn't tell you what happened. But still, dear God...
The ghosts of crises past – and the gambler’s strategy for crises to come
Plus: How much money you need to be happy, and when risk-taking is the safest thing
Books
Aesthete and huckster
He remade the art world - and made a fortune in the process. Rachel Cohen's new biography shows the talent, hard work and compromises that took
Hiding in plain sight
Catherine Merridale's Red Fortress gets behind the facade of Russia's most famous building
A treasure-trove of wonders
The first historian has taken much criticism from his successors. As Tom Holland's translation shows, he deserves better
Answers to ‘Spot the Play Title’
1. Cat Honour Hot Tin Roof 2. Frank Hen Stein 3. Ark A Deer 4. Hammer Day S 5. Hiss…
Powerful punch lines
James Andrew Taylor's Walking Wounded: the Life and Poetry of Vernon Scannell does justice to a contradictory character
A dogged opportunist
It wasn't brains, and it certainly wasn't integrity, as Philip Short's biography reveals
Strands of Scottish history
What messages are threaded through Alistair Moffat's Great Tapestry of Scotland - and Alexander McCall Smith's commentary?
Always keep a-hold of Nurse…
On Nina Stibbe's Love, Nina and Katherine Holden's Nanny Knows Best
The President and the muckrakers
The Bully Pulpit: Theodore Roosevelt and the Golden Age of Journalism tells us little new about the progressive era
A Herculean achievement
Martin Gayford's Michelangelo: an Epic Life bucks the trend for micro-history in compelling style
Dutch courage in the trenches
Robert Gore-Langton's Journey's End: the Classic War Play Explored considers R.C. Sherriff's continuing power to move - and to upset
The making of the myth
Philip Dwyer's Citizen Emperor demonstrates that Bonaparte's myth was very far from self-made
Ho, ho, oh no
Read Eric Schlosser's Command and Control, and you'll be astonished we've survived the atomic age - so far...
Beginning at the end
It's a river that runs through centuries of pain, warfare and achievement - and Nick Thorpe has found a new way to navigate its history
As grand as the Grand Canyon itself
The Men Who United the States is a mystifying series of tenuous connections
Arts
Food for the soul
'We don't realise how incredible life is,' says Patrick Reyntiens, whose work for churches up and down the country has finally been documented in a magisterial book
The music of innocence
Why do carols move us? Because they speak to us of innocence, and childhood. Here's my favourite carol...
Give me a child…
DO leave your bourgeois ideas at home, DO buy a toy, DON'T forget to feed them — and DO prepare for trips to the loo
Building a future
Forget Hamleys, it's full of saccharine tat — here's a present that will help your child understand nature, play, and everything else
The lady vanishes
Birgitte Hjort Sorenson seems trained in the diplomatic art of giving answers that are balanced, nicely phrased — and short on substance
Male order
Plus: Playing in a football league composed of Tranny United, Lesbian Rovers, Man City and Barely Athletic
That’s what I call music
It was a year of musical retrenchment where I only bought 25 CDS — so let me go back further in time
‘What ho, Giotto’
Stanley Spencer infused his war paintings with images of resurrection, as the exhibition Heaven in a Hell of War shows
Making a splash
Turner & the Sea shows the full force of the artist's powers and how he expanded the frontiers of painting
Underpowered Wagner
The ROH's musical account is inadequate and only one performer makes a deep impression. The others don't care about each other
Beauty without consolation
Forget music of triumph over suffering, or Mahler's neurotic pain — here's a Beethoven piece of beauty without consolation
Yuletide joy
So I’m looking at the seasonal TV schedules trying to find something — anything — to watch. Britain and the…
A well-spent 40p
Is it time to scrap the licence fee? That’s a question we’re going to hear more and more about in…
Walk on the wild side
If, like me, you are allergic to pantomime (‘Oh, no you’re not!’; ‘Oh, yes I am!’) then help is at…
Life
Hennessy Day highlights
You don’t realise how much your pleasures mean until you are denied them. It was wonderful to get back on…
Christmas Quiz Questions, Features
Christmas Quiz
Test your wits against Christopher Howse. With illustrations by Castro
The Christmas Quiz answers
Says who? 1. David Cameron. 2. The Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Revd Justin Welby. 3. Nick Clegg. 4. Prince…
London classics II
This year’s London Classic tournament is still in progress and features Vladimir Kramnik, Viswanathan Anand, reigning British champion Gawain Jones,…
Christmas Issue
White to play. This position is from King-Howell, Staunton Memorial, London 2003. Can you spot White’s fine finish to the…
Dear Santa
In Competition 2827 you were invited to submit a Christmas list, in verse, in the style of the poet of…
Cold Comfort
Five Christmas carols (5, 6, 5, 3 and 4 words respectively) have been re-arranged, and re-titled at 23/38 (4 words),…
To 2140: Essex Man
The hero is Father Brown, appearing in column 3. ‘The Innocence (22) / Wisdom (15) / Secret (6D) / Scandal…
Why it’s tough to be middle class
Politics, like so much of life, could do with a bit more lateral thinking
The hopes and fears of all the years
Decades of boys' Christmas lunches have taken us from aggression to acceptance
One of the best years on record
The Sports Personality of the Year shortlist could easily be twice as long
Winter horrorland
Every possible Christmas, experience, theme, idea, memory or possibility is squelched into a sorry corner of Hyde Park
The fall of France
But at least a run of bad vintages might start to bring some sanity back to the prices
Twankydillo, tweets and twerking
Blame Widow Twankey. And the Beggar's Opera. And J.R.R. Tolkien
























































































