The Spectator
21 January 2017 Aus
Revealing nudes
Australia
Calling Dr Hunt
Whatever she may think about her quaint attachment to the Gold Coast being ‘within the rules’, former Health minister Sussan…
Australian Columnists
Brown study
I should stop saying I am appalled by every new horror that arises in public life; there are so many…
Simon Collins
As I write this the Trump inauguration is still three days away, so the US intelligence community still has time…
Australian Features
Turnbull’s Labor dream
In 1993, Malcolm Turnbull was at a crossroads. Paul Keating had given the well-known journalist, lawyer, banker and republican his…
Ruing the day
Here comes Australia Day again and with it, like professional wailers preceding a Sicilian funeral, the chorus of media penitents…
Truth verboten
This time last year, the German media lost the confidence of the German people. News of the mass New Year’s…
Reconciliation or Revenge?
For a decade, a national apology was sought from Prime Minister John Howard. For a decade, he refused to provide…
Trump is our id, the Left is our super-ego
Trump’s inauguration will be loathed by many. While the meltdown of his enemies are too long and varied to document,…
Revealing nudes
Nude begins with that most perfect of bodies: champion archer Teucer drawing his bow, his youthful face absorbed in concentration,…
High Noon USA
It’s going to be spectacular, it’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be war. The liberal elites in…
Features
The love Labour’s losing
Stoke-on-Trent is an unsettled place, figuratively and literally. The ground under the city is riddled with shafts from coal and…
The plots against Trump
The ‘most deadly adversaries of republican government,’ wrote Alexander Hamilton, arise ‘chiefly from the desire in foreign powers to gain…
How did you kill that hat?
The well-dressed lady turned the fur collar over in her hands and fixed me with a withering stare. ‘Is this…
Monumental folly
The astonishing has happened at Stonehenge. Some prehistoric force has driven ministers to make a decision. It is to spend…
Killer plots
We all love to mock Bond villains for their hilarious ineptitude at killing the hero. The ‘genius’ Dr No has a…
Flight into Israel
I’ve always lived in London. I grew up near Baker Street and went to school in Camden. Even when I…
A renewed special relationship
Freddy Gray, Paul Wood and Kate Andrews discuss Trump’s arrival at the White House: As president, Barack Obama was…
Late-season skiing
There’s trouble brewing in the Alps. Skiers arriving in the mountains over Christmas were greeted, not by snow-clad chalets and…
The Week
An emperor’s inauguration
Given that Donald Trump is not the most popular president the USA has ever seen, even among his own party,…
Who commands the sea?
From ‘Raiders, submarines and some naval problems’, The Spectator, 20 January 1917: At the moment the enemy’s fleet is compelled to…
Australian letters
Rubbish in, rubbish out These are days of momentous, world-shaking, events. But none can match the global impact of the…
Portrait of the week
Home Britain will leave the single market on leaving the European Union, Theresa May, the Prime Minister, said in a…
The right way to do Brexit: positive – but tough
From the start of the European Union referendum campaign, competing visions of Brexit have been advocated. To Nigel Farage, the…
Columnists
As the rich get richer and Trump takes power, Davos Man should be very afraid
I’ve objected before to the fact that supporters of Oxfam shops are unknowingly funding not only an aid charity but…
Piers Morgan is a shameless brown-noser. But maybe he’s on the right track
A few weeks ago I was having an argument with Piers Morgan on Twitter. Oh God, is that really how…
What really drives us in the big game of life?
When were you last in a game reserve? Perhaps most Spectator readers will be familiar with the experience and if…
May has taken back control
‘No negotiation without notification’ has been the EU’s mantra since 24 June last year. Its leaders have been determined that…
Stupidity takes hold of another students’ union
I had never heard the acronym Soas before I started work at the BBC, almost 30 years ago. But as…
The Spectator’s Notes
It is hard to be shocked by anything in these tumultuous times, but I was brought up short by the…
Books
The Band’s Barnacle Man
The recent spate of rock memoirs has proved one of the less rewarding sub- genres in the post-digital Gutenberg galaxy.…
Bridges and troubled waters
During David Cameron’s years as prime minister, an unobtrusive figure could be seen slipping out of the back entrance to…
Thoughts on the human condition
This past autumn has felt more uncomfortable than usual to be a woman looking at men looking at women. From…
Wild, wild women
Who is the least likely candidate for an animated princess movie? That’s the question former DreamWorks animator Jason Porath asked…
Embarrassing Victorian bodies
The fetishisation of the Victorians shows no sign of abating. Over the past 16 years, since the centenary of the…
A matter of life and death
This month, 30 years ago, I wrote a draft of what was to become soon afterwards the first comprehensive human…
A cold case from the Cold War
It is a chastening thought that Boris Johnson’s responsibilities now include MI6. Alan Judd’s latest novel is particularly interesting about…
An apologia for adultery
What to make of this unexpectedly startling novel? Though you may be lured into a false sense of familiarity by…
Piety and wit
During the second world war, while one brother was editing Punch as a national institution (‘Working with him was a…
The legacy of Vietnam
At first glance, Robert Olen Butler’s Perfume River seems like an application for a National Book Award. Its protagonist, Robert,…
A hellish paradise
‘Short of writing a thesis in many volumes,’ Patrick Leigh Fermor wrote in his preface to The Traveller’s Tree, ‘only…
The trapper and the trapped
The Hungarian novelist László Krasznahorkai has only lately become known to Anglophone audiences, through the masterly translations of George Szirtes…
Look back in anger
Pankaj Mishra’s Age of Anger wants to explain how we got to a world in ‘a pervasive panic… that anything…
Arts
Ideal homes
Artists, poets and philosophers have not paid much attention to Milton Keynes …although comedians have. This urban experiment has been…
Acting with a capital ‘A’
Let’s be clear: Jackie is a better performance than it is a film, although I suspect the performance will carry…
Great leaps forward
In the 1940s Lucian Freud took another young painter, Sandra Blow, up to the top of a bombed church in…
Safe and sound
This week the Southbank Centre began its ‘Belief and Beyond Belief’ festival — a series of concerts and talks claiming…
The xx: I See You
The xx is a trio of Londoners whose eponymous first album, released in 2009, has defined the way pop music…
Death rattle
The Barbican website warns us that Ligeti’s opera Le grand macabre ‘contains very strong language and adult themes’. The strong…
Spot the ball
The purest form of radio is probably sports commentating, creating pictures in the mind purely through language so that by…
Dual control
Revolting (Tuesdays) is the BBC2 comedy series that spawned the now-infamous sketch ‘Real Housewives of Isis’. It has been watched…
Remembrance of things past
The Kite Runner, a novel by Khaled Hosseini, has sold more than 30 million copies worldwide. Now it arrives on…
Dress worn by Yvonne Kenny as Armida in Rinaldo
If you think you haven’t got anything to wear, then Opera Australia may be able to help you. At the…
Life
Big trouble upstream
At a wedding a few years back a very gloomy looking guest, a well-known Geordie actor as it happens, arrived…
A myth that keeps growing and growing
I had lunch recently with an assistant head of a leading independent school and he told me about their ‘growth…
Hypermodern
Richard Réti is one of the most fascinating figures in the history of chess thought. The author of two seminal…
no. 440
White to play. This is from Réti-Tartakower, Vienna 1910. Can you spot White’s beautiful tactical coup? Answers to me at…
Fashion statement
In Competition No. 2981 you were invited to submit a poem about a politician and an item of clothing. …
2293: Topping
The unclued lights (one of two words and one hyphened) are of a kind, all verifiable in Chambers. Across…
to 2290: Timely II
Perimetric trios combine to suggest HOG/MAN/AY: SHILLING, MALE, INDEED; SWINE, ATTENDANT, YES; MOUND, EMPLOYEE, EVER. The relevant activity is FIRST-FOOTING…
Carillion
‘Look, darling, a spelling mistake,’ said my husband, looking out of the window, as he had been for minutes, like…








































































