The Spectator
15 October 2016 Aus
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Australia
Gay abandonment
The decision by the Labor party, in cahoots with the hypocritical Greens to vote against the Same Sex Marriage plebiscite…
UK Diary
Not all words are equal. People who speak or write for a living are more aware than most that some…
Australian Features
The Big Con
In the wake of South Australia’s instant State-wide blackout on September 28, and the political storm that followed the physical…
We’ve listened, we’ve learned
Let me say it upfront: on greyhounds, the Government got it wrong. Banning the industry was a mistake, and we…
Human live baiting
While the NSW Government worked itself into a lather over greyhounds chasing ‘live bait’, speaking emotively of bunny rabbits being…
Spewing hate
The recent ABC documentary Recognition – Yes or No? concluded with Andrew Bolt in a fold-out chair on a lawn…
In the Navy, in the Army…
Those amused or alarmed by the pictures of former Army Chief and Australian of the Year David Morrison mincing about…
Black women’s lives matter
Earlier this year, Mark Latham stirred up outrage with these comments on domestic violence: … it’s about how the men…
In defence of human rights
An emaciated figure in Auschwitz’s prison rags stands across a desk from a tall, thin, blond German named Doktor Pannwitz.…
Features
The road to the Jungle
Calais On Sunday evening a British motorist, Abraham Reichman, 35, from Stamford Hill, north London, hit two Eritrean migrants who…
Lights, camera, politics
At the end of Sunday night’s US presidential debate, the moderators snuck in a final question from a slightly shell…
Jolly good show
It’s tempting for a Brit to look over the Atlantic and smugly conclude that, after 240 years, the American experiment…
Vanity bombing
‘When you’ve shouted Rule Britannia, when you’ve sung God Save the Queen, when you’ve finished killing Kruger with your mouth…’…
Words on the street
A white van pulls up outside St Giles in the Fields, an imposing 18th century church in central London, around…
Have gun, will kill
Woody Allen said of crime that the hours were good and you meet a lot of interesting people. I don’t…
Hong kong: Eating it up
The brilliant thing about Hong Kong is that you don’t have to worry for a second about all the culture…
May’s head on the block
Understand what this government is trying to get away with, and think about how it is trying to get away…
Mississippi hospitality
Driving into Greenwood after dark, we pull into a gas station and ask directions to a late-night grocery store. ‘Sir……
Breach of Trust
Ever since it was founded in 1895, the National Trust has been considered a good thing. That oak tree sticker…
Muslim magic
In 1402, when the Turkic conqueror Temur, better known in the West as Tamerlane, was poised to do battle with…
The Week
Diogenes vs Theresa May
‘If you are a citizen of the world, you are a citizen of nowhere,’ proclaimed Theresa May in a speech…
Sea strategy
From ‘Decisive victory at sea’, The Spectator, 7 October 1916: The only excuse for changing our views of the magnificent rightness…
Portrait of the week
Home The pound fell against the dollar and the euro, weakening by 19 per cent against the dollar from its…
Universities challenged
On the face of it, this year’s Nobel Prize awards have been a triumph for British scientists. No fewer than…
Australian letters
Abstract profit Sir: I once worked in a factory opposite a sign writer who used a large panel to test…
Columnists
Is that a bomb in your pocket? Or a spy? Or both?
Remember how much fun it used to be getting a new phone? I think of a friend a few years…
Will Brexit butcher the banks?
The financial crisis defines our age. It helps explain everything from the presidential nomination of Donald Trump to Jeremy Corbyn’s…
Hard Brexit, soft sterling and a glimpse of the Night Manager across the water
This column comes from Puerto Pollensa in Majorca, my favourite off-season watering-hole. The hotel is full of elderly Daily Mail…
The Spectator’s Notes
Given all the outrageous things that Donald Trump has done and said already, why has he got into so much…
At all three party conferences, I felt cut adrift
Perhaps it’s age, perhaps disillusion, or perhaps party conferences really aren’t what they used to be, but I have struggled…
Tory Theresa is Blue Labour at heart
I never really agreed with the central-thesis of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy — that ‘42’ is the answer…
Books
And the answer is…
Doorstoppers, slim volumes, loose leaves stacked in a box, bound pages fretworked with holes, epistolary exchanges, online postings, palimpsests…. Fiction…
Behind the fringe
‘Sexual intercourse began / In nineteen sixty-three,’ Philip Larkin famously announced in his poem ‘Annus Mirabilis’, ‘Between the end of…
The world in limbo
In 1919 the economist and sometime prophet John Maynard Keynes left the glittering ballroom of Versailles feeling profoundly despondent. The…
Paintbrushes at the ready
When the old curmudgeon Edgar Degas died in 1917, a stunning trove of works by Edouard Manet — eight paintings,…
He blew his mind out in a car
There was a touch of Raymond Radiguet, the young literary sensation of 1920s Paris, about Tara Browne. In life poetically…
Too good to be true
The McNulty family in the novels of Sebastian Barry have a definite claim to be one of the unluckiest in…
His and her healthcare
When I started this book, I have to admit, I did not think it would be as absolutely fascinating as…
England’s unloved king
Aethelred the Unready (c.968—1016) has not, as Levi Roach acknowledges, enjoyed a good press. In recent times there may have…
A parable of good and evil
It is difficult to write well about slavery. As with the Holocaust, the subject’s horrific nature lends itself too easily…
Courting the Iron Lady
This is a strange book. Peter Stothard, the editor of the TLS, is packing up his office. It is a…
A study in alienation
Looking for the Outsider is the biography of a novel, from conception through publication to critical reception. Alice Kaplan’s life-story…
Arts
Grave goods
There’s a folder in my computer’s external hard drive in which you’ll find 24 complete recordings of the Bach Cello…
Overshadowing all the rest
We don’t know what Caravaggio himself would have made of Beyond Caravaggio, the new exhibition at the National Gallery which…
Going nowhere fast – and loud
As a general rule, I would not wish to spend nearly three hours in a mini-van with young people who…
Revenge of the robots
The other day James Lovelock, the sprightly 97-year-old inventor of Gaia theory, told a mildly surprised Guardian interviewer that he…
Box of tricks
Travesties is a multi-layered confection of art, song, literature and pastiche. Tiny snippets of it are true. In Zurich, in…
It’s (still) a man’s world
When Jane Garvey announced to the audience who had just ‘taken part’ in the 70th birthday celebrations of Radio 4’s…
Sinful treat
Shiny swags of gold cloth hang in front of the curtain before David McVicar’s production of Der Rosenkavalier, and that’s…
Adam Frandsen plays The Architect
First performed 21 years ago, it’s title was The Eighth Wonder. This year it is being revived under a cumbersome…
Life
Some like it posh
Daphne’s serves Italian food in South Kensington. (I like the name because Daphne was the name Jack Lemmon chose for…
to 2279: Where it’s at II
The name was The Spectator. THESP (SARAH BERNHARDT: 37/19), EC (EAST CENTRAL: 36/20), TAT (HEMPEN MATTING: 5/15) and OR (LOGIC…
Gamesters of Triskelion
I first encountered the Triskelion, the traditional coat of arms of the Isle of Man, when I saw Laurence Oliver’s…
No. 430
White to play. This position is from Mamedyarov-Kramnik, Moscow 2016. White’s next concluded the game. What was it? Answers to…
Autumnal
In Competition No. 2969 you were invited to submit a poem about autumn in the style of the poet of…
The master of Ballydoyle
The only downside about going racing is irritation born of encountering pig ignorant people who talk through their pockets. Beside…
2282: Timely
Clockwise round the grid from 21 runs a timely quotation (9,5,3,5,2,7,3,11,5) (in ODQ) followed by the initials of its author,…
The Battle for Britain
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Polari
Of the contribution to English that Polari is claimed to have brought, perhaps naff is the most current-sounding. An older…
Sorry, Shami, but you’re wasting your money
I’ve been thinking about poor Shami Chakrabarti and the drubbing she’s suffered since it was revealed she’s sending her son…
The waning of Wayne
As the final chords of the Wagnerian epic that is ‘The Dropping of Wayne Rooney’ fade away, we can leave…







































































