The Spectator
1 April 2017 Aus
The friendly alliance
Australia
Lucky larrikins?
‘How lucky am I?’ It was Bill Leak’s catchcry, loudly and proudly proclaimed to anyone who happened to pop into…
Australian Columnists
Australian notes
The Human Rights Commission must go Described by its leading victim, Bill Leak, as a ‘rogue totalitarian unit’, the Human…
Consider this…
IBM to back gay marriage postal vote? I presume that IBM (and every other corporation that backs gay marriage) would…
Australian Features
Clean end of the turd
I have received an email from the Liberal Party’s Federal office: ‘The Turnbull Coalition Government is making the Racial Discrimination…
Freedom’s sunset
What is happening in America today should send shivers down the spine of every freedom-loving person on the planet. This…
Tantrum of the climate alarmists
Of all the hot air blown out by eco-alarmists, their maddest claim, the one least founded in truth, is that…
Beyond blue ties
Take a deep breath. It’s started and already doesn’t look good. Last week, real life tears caused flooding when it…
Features
North Berwick
My home town is better than yours. Don’t take my word for it. This month North Berwick was crowned ‘best…
An actor’s notebook
It is delightful to be writing for a magazine I’ve read, man and boy, since I was 15. Such is…
The friendly alliance
Leaving the EU is the signal for a new form of cooperation with Europe
Lost city of fantasy
A new Hollywood film portrays Percy Fawcett as our greatest explorer. It’s pernicious nonsense
Fighting chance
Could the mixed martial artist Conor McGregor really defeat one of the greatest boxers in history? I can’t wait to find out
An actor’s notebook
It is delightful to be writing for a magazine I’ve read, man and boy, since I was 15. Such is…
A hard lesson is coming
Private schools have undermined their charitable status by dashing so shamelessly upmarket
The Week
Thucydides on McGuinness
When Gerry Adams rose to announce at his funeral that Martin McGuinness was no terrorist but a ‘freedom fighter’, the…
Ballots and bullets
From ‘The golden opportunity’, 31 March 1917: The proposal not to give women votes till they are 26 might well be modified by…
Moving on
Most people are glad to see the end of a referendum campaign, but the losing side always wants to keep…
Australian letters
Heavy lifting Sir: James Delingpole needn’t worry (‘Where’s the due diligence on renewables’, 25 March). Malcolm Turnbull has finally found…
Portrait of the week
Home Theresa May, the Prime Minister, wrote a letter to Donald Tusk, the President of the European Council, with formal…
Columnists
The mad, bad war on ‘cultural appropriation’
It’s usually best to ignore the indignant fury of the 21st-century young. We’re used to them now, these snowflakes, posing…
Our dangerous impulse to make sense of murder
‘On Friday noon, July the 20th, 1714,’ begins the small, perfect 20th-century novel The Bridge of San Luis Rey, ‘the…
Brexit brings us endless little beakers of joy
The thing that got me about the photo-graph which prompted the Daily Mail’s harmless but now infamous headline ‘Never mind…
Does the truth about Trump’s art of the deal really matter?
How good a businessman is Donald Trump? Maybe the answer doesn’t matter, since barring death or impeachment he’ll be the…
The Spectator’s Notes
An email from the high-minded Carnegie Endowment, marking the triggering of Article 50 and the 60th anniversary of the Treaty of…
Books
Dreaming of wide open spaces
On the website of the Australian National University in Canberra, emeritus professor of history Barry Higman lists his research interests…
The sweet life turns sour
Shawn Levy specialises in chronicling 20th-century hotspots such as London in the Sixties and Sinatra’s Vegas. Here, he turns his…
The man who’s read everything
According to Martin Amis in The Information, the last person to have read every book ever published was Coleridge. Faced…
The saddest show on earth
It’s the early 20th century, and two strange-looking boys, purportedly twins named Iko and Eko, are playing in a circus…
Out of hot water
During and after the second world war the Fourteenth Army in Burma became famous as the Forgotten Army, almost as…
Back to basics
Tim Parks is a writer of some very fine books indeed, which makes it even more of a shame that…
A choice of recent thrillers
A young Norwegian police officer finds a rusting vintage car inside a locked and disused barn, and the presence of…
Who’s the expert now?
The title might be taken as a provocation. In the compressed language of digital media, white tears, like first-world problems…
Furry fury
Thanks to Henry Williamson and Gavin Maxwell I have spent hours in the company of otters, though I have only…
Welsh wizardry
When Stravinsky visited David Jones in his cold Harrow bedsit, he came away saying, ‘I have been in the presence…
Arts
Orb
Photographs of contemporary dance can look like advertisements for underwear; frequently the dancers seem to be clad in their knickers.…
Major to minor
Ghost in the Shell is the Hollywood live-action remake of the 1995 Japanese anime of the same name and it’s…
A word in your ear
Do you, or do you not, fork out for an audioguide — one of those necklace-like, strappy contraptions you’re offered…
Cut it out
How do you make a work of art? One method is to cut things up and stick them back together…
Ed’s diner
In a world where politicians can turn into newspaper editors and former newspaper editors can seize the most coveted job…
Rued awakening
It’s always promising when the orchestra won’t fit on the stage. For the UK première, some 97 years after it…
Oh! What a lovely Waugh
Jack Whitehall could have been perfectly awful as Paul Pennyfeather in Decline and Fall (BBC1, Fridays). He has spent most…
Death becomes her
Opera is littered with the bodies of abandoned women. Step over Dido and Gilda, and you’ll still stumble into Donna…
Hollywood goes East
It’s kind of surreal being here.’ The general sentiment, no doubt, of most people on planet Earth right now, but…
Life
2303: Great 32
The puzzle marks the centenary of the death of a person whose name is formed by two unclued lights. Five…
Eat at Joe’s
It is rare for me to write a love letter to a London restaurant, but Joe Allen, which is 40…
St Thomas’s
Everyone praised the staff of St Thomas’s Hospital during the terrorist attack. My husband of course brought his own fly to…
Liverpool’s press mess
The comedian Jimmy Carr is not necessarily a guy you would trust on much, but he was spot on the…
The bawdy and beautiful game
I can barely contain my excitement. The Easter break is nearly upon us and I will soon be heading off…
Fifty glorious years
Whatever else you may say about it, the USSR certainly created the greatest national chess-playing machine the world has ever…
no. 450
Black to play. This position is from Gligoric-Stein, Moscow 1967. Can you spot Black’s winning coup? Answers to me at…
These foolish things
In Competition No. 2991 you were invited to submit an April Fool disguised as a serious news feature that contains…
to 2300: The law
Extra letters in clues give CONSTABLES, defining 7, 21 and 39. Other unclued lights are CONS (12, 16, 18) and…


































































