The Spectator
8 October 2016 Aus
But they should take the children away…
Australia
Stormy Weatherill
State governments are sheltered workshops for mediocre politicians rarely good enough to make it in the Canberra big league. They…
Riot Woy’s war diary
It seems just a mere few weeks ago that I was toasting a crumpet in the prefects’ room at St…
Diary
I arrive at Melbourne airport for my midnight flight with an unfortunately timed cold. My lack of sleep after Canberra’s…
Australian Features
Business/Robbery etc
Put off the funeral arrangements; the incompetent South Australian government has, unintentionally, just given the kiss of life to coal…
The Left’s foreign donors
A few weeks ago a trove of hacked documents detailed the international web of organisations nurtured by George Soros via…
Coping with a little John Howard
Once, long ago, I made the mistake of signing a change.org petition. I have received unwanted correspondence from them ever…
But they should take the children away…
Despite the worsening crisis in indigenous child welfare, the Aboriginal industry is continuing to make the same misleading claims about…
Features
The parenting trap
Out of the fog of rumour and accusation surrounding the melancholy break-up of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, one source…
Syrian nightmare
‘We are used to death,’ said Ismail. He had been to the funerals of four friends in a single week,…
Meet Boris Mark II
The make-up lady at the BBC’s Millbank studio in Westminster has noticed a change in Boris Johnson’s look. ‘His hair…
Brains for Trump
Last week more than 130 right-wing thinkers put their names to a defiant document — a list of ‘Scholars and…
The students fight back
Last week, students at York University staged a walkout from the sexual consent classes organised by their student union women’s…
Unhappy Pill
A study came out last week that should have caused great alarm. For 13 years, researchers at the University of Copenhagen studied…
Who comes after Merkel?
A year from now, 60 million Germans go to the polls in the most important general election in mainland Europe…
Why cathedrals are soaring
Something strange is happening in the long decline of Christian Britain. We know that church attendance has plummeted two thirds…
A pint of Landlord
Down a lane in Keighley, in the old West Riding of Yorkshire, they brew the greatest ale in the world.…
The Week
Augustus vs Jeremy Corbyn
Jeremy Corbyn has been re-elected leader of the Labour party not by MPs but by his teenage ‘fans’ in Momentum.…
Conscription in Ireland
From ‘More men’, The Spectator, 7 October 1916: Are we or are we not to apply compulsory service to Ireland? The…
Portrait of the Week
Home Theresa May, the Prime Minister, said at the Conservative party conference that hers was now the party of ‘working-class’…
Where are the ideas?
The Conservative party conference in Birmingham this week seemed a remarkably relaxed affair. The European question has been settled. Seldom…
Australian letters
Pollies pryorities Sir: If only’ the changes to the upper houses of Parliament recommended by Noreen Pryor could be enacted,…
Columnists
Theresa’s Tory love-in
Theresa May doesn’t use an autocue for her speeches. She feels that reading off a screen at the back of…
The Spectator’s Notes
Birmingham Checking in to my hotel room on the 18th floor, for the Conservative party conference here, I opened the…
The new reality on immigration
The good people of Hungary went to the polls on Sunday and voted by more than 98 per cent against…
I want my Brexit good and strong
What you really should have done if you were in Birmingham on Monday this week was skip the not notably…
Brexit spooks the markets, but the housing crisis will swing more votes
‘I rang and said can I have a council house, I’ve nowhere to go, an’ the bloke said no you…
Books
Trumped up
If Donald Trump keeps campaigning on immigration, he cannot lose. His Democrat rival for the US presidency, Hillary Clinton, has…
Thoroughly bewitching
Angela Carter was a seminal, a watershed novelist: perhaps one of the last generation of novelists to change both the…
A puzzling phenomenon
Everyone has played it, or one of its manifold variations and rip-offs. Blocks of different shapes fall from the sky;…
Over hill and dale
When it comes to speaking of foreign affairs, Rory Stewart is one of the few MPs who does not peddle…
Derring-do in the desert
The SAS was the first unit to be granted regimental status for generations. Its chief aim was to damage the…
The magic of bookshops
It is not uncommon for writers to be obsessed by bookshops. Some even find their writing feet through loving a…
Bolsheviks on board
Full allowance must be made for the desperate tasks to which the German war leaders were already committed… Nevertheless it…
More sinned against than sinning
The 55-year-old ’flu-ridden John Charles Wallop, 3rd Earl of Portsmouth, his feet in a basin of warm water, shivered in…
The spell of the pharaohs
Here’s a book to make an Egyptologist of everyone. A compendium of accepted gen on the gift of the Nile,…
Jolly good fellows
‘Leonard Michaels (1933–2003) was one of the most admired and influential American writers of the last half century,’ states the…
Smoke and mirrors
Nell Zink’s route to publication became something of a story in itself: one that involved an email exchange about birds…
Nazis and narcotics
Norman Ohler is rather hard on the Nazis, for compared to what our little group got up to in the…
Lessons in sex
Helen Gurley Brown’s internationally influential career, as the author of Sex and the Single Girl and editor of Cosmopolitan, is…
Arts
Kate Tempest
Kate Tempest, a 30 year old dramatist and poet, has an appeal that’s hard to fathom. Is it all in…
Hole in the heart
Richard Jones’s new production of Don Giovanni at ENO bears some passing resemblances to the opera as envisaged by its…
Question time
At my wife’s first 12-week scan, I was expecting — and duly got — that much-documented sense of thrilled wonder…
Top of the Pops with silk tights
Here are three roles all actors love to play. The drunk (no need to learn your lines), the dementia victim…
Yes, he Khan
Giselle endures in the collective imagination as a charming, sorrowful, supernatural love story. Premièred in Paris in 1841, this keystone…
Wrong side of the tracks
You will surely have seen the posters for The Girl on the Train with Emily Blunt staring from a train…
Kids’ stuff
When a new TV channel calls its flagship food show Fuck, That’s Delicious, we might surmise that the Reithian ideals…
All things bright and beautiful
For much of the Middle Ages, especially from 1250–1350, ‘English work’ was enormously prized around Europe from Spain to Iceland.…
David Hockney
Born in Yorkshire 79 years ago, he fell in love with the idea of California as a child via Hollywood…
Life
The Battle for Britain
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Creation story
In Competition No. 2968 you were-invited to take the title of a short story by Ted Hughes, How the Whale…
Critique
‘Americans,’ said my husband in much the same tone that Betsey Trotwood said ‘Donkeys’. It was his way of explaining…
to 2278: Will Alterations
Concealed Shakespearean characters were Rivers, Celia, Celia (again), Hamlet, Costard, Polonius, Snug, Hero, Gallus, Martius, Pistol, Collatine (The Rape of…
Dear Mary: Your problems solved
Q. A family of five from Brazil who are close friends of mine are visiting London next week. They have…
no. 429
White to play. This is from Tal-Botvinnik, World Championship (Game 12), Moscow 1961. Tal’s next move did not force an…
2281: Fail
Each of eleven clues comprises a definition part and a hidden consecutive jumble of the answer including one extra letter;…
A good read… but I don’t buy the plot
I’m writing this from the Conservative Party Conference in Birmingham where the mood is buoyant, to put it mildly. Everyone…
Let there be light, and at better times of day
We already drive on the left, give road distances in miles and drink pints. So one good feature of Brexit…
Eat, drink and be worried
We were surpassing Sydney Smith. His idea of heaven was pâté de foie gras to the sound of trumpets. Our…








































































