The Spectator
7 December 2013 Aus
Little Brothers are watching you
If you use the internet at all, companies will be grabbing whatever information they can find about you
Australia
Say it ain’t so, Joe
Under which particular pillow does Joe Hockey hope to find a lazy trillion dollars lurking? That’s the estimated investment Australian…
Australian Columnists
Brown Study
I have just spent several wonderful days watching the unfolding of a magnificent drama about dragons, crazy sisters, narcissists, misfits,…
Australian Notes
One or two obtuse observers expressed surprise that Martin Sharp came in the end to embrace conservative values. He even…
Diary
One of the joys of travelling to outposts of the Anglosphere is that it’s often much more British than Britain.…
Australian Features
End of McTernanism
The upshot from the Gonski drama is that Tony Abbott has killed his own inner spin doctor
A tribute to Margaret Thatcher
The Iron Lady’s legacy is that, thank goodness, the free-market economy is the only show in town
Closed for business
With their protectionist retreat, Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey are curtailing job-creating investment
Features
Little Brothers are watching you
Every year you give away up to £5,000 of data online. The greatest heist in history isn't about stealing money, but taking information
The friends of others
The only thing worse than being stalked is not being stalked, as the chap almost put it
Loan survivor
The bank squeezed us over a misdemeanour and caused us to have an 'equity gap' — we later learnt its own equity gap would cost taxpayers billions
Shalom, Santa
'There's no place for prejudice in a grotto situation,' I was told. I couldn't ask kids about Mummy and Daddy, since a child might have just a Mummy or two Mummies
Super-heads will roll
How many more resignations from super-heads do we need till we realise the system of parachuting top teachers into failing schools is a recipe for corruption?
The 2013 Michael Heath Award for cartooning
The winner of the first ever Michael Heath award for cartooning is Len Hawkins. One of his drawings appears below.…
Notes on … Christmas markets
Question: what do you call several dozen pop-up shops, all freshly popped up together at the one time of year…
The Week
By George, he’s got it!
Here's what the Chancellor could do for the lowest-paid — a dramatic tax cut worth at least one month's extra salary a year
Portrait of the week
Home George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, said that average energy bills would be brought £50 lower through government…
Master charlatans at work
To watch the Revd Paul Flowers being grilled by the Treasury Select Committee on his role in the demise of…
Columnists
All-out war in Whitehall
People like Francis Maude have been condemned for pointing out the inefficiencies of Whitehall. But change could be coming
The Spectator’s Notes
Plus: Boris's stand on equality prepares him for leadership; I am so excited to be related to a high priestess of Isis
Is it racist to want a high street where you can understand the shop signs?
A very useful feature in the Daily Telegraph informs me of the best 20 towns in Britain ‘for Christmas’. Number…
The golden toad really is a climate change icon (just not in the way you think)
Why did the Costa Rican amphibian disappear? You'll find a lot of waffle in highly-respective science journals attributing this to 'climate change'
I don’t know if Boris was right about IQ. But I’m sure his critics are being thick
Plus: Logic should be mandatory in schools; why we probably won't get the right message from poor Peaches' tweet
Books
Not dynamite, more blancmange
Debunking great reputations is out of fashion — and anyway Raine tends to miss the point in his preeningly entitled More Dynamite: Essays
Here’s looking at you, kid
George Tiffin's All the Best Lines features the best dialogue in films, while David Thomson's Moments That Made the Movies gathers the most enthralling sequences
A choice of art books
The Glory of Byzantium and Early Christendom, The Making of Assisi, Spectacular Miracles, The King's Pictures, The Art Deco Poster and Turner and the Sea are some of our picks
The maiden aunt of modernism
Marianne Moore slept in the same bed as her mother and dined with her on the edge of the bath-tub — this may have helped her poetry, says Linda Leavell in Holding on Upside Down
Getting the claws out
The Big New Yorker Book of Cats contains stories, cartoons and facts about felines, including the best way to get rid of them
Who’s up, who’s down
From the two Eds to the Darlings to the unfunny al-Fayed, this compilation of Rifkind's diary columns is an enticing bible of satire
No place for sissies
Tolstoy's The Death of Ivan Ilyich shows we don't think about life until death looms — and the newest translation, by the late Peter Carson, has an intriguing back story
Hannah and her sisters
In Cooking People, Sophie Waugh makes us laugh with her astute observations about five women chefs, while pondering a puzzle about Biblical swine
The wrong side of the barricade
Red Love is a compelling biography by Maxim Leo, a natural narrator whose sentences ring with hopelessness when his characters feel empty, and with abandon when his characters feel free
Arts
Modern master
Architects must accept that they are trapped in history - and that's part of the richness of culture, says the Brit whose buildings have caused a stir in Germany
Who are they?
The problem with the Barbican's Act Two-only production is that one doesn't get a real sense of who the lovers are, and who they're destined to be
Street cred
The artist didn't express what an action looks like, but rather what it feels like — as the Visions of Paris exhibition at the Royal Academy demonstrates
Larval Butterworth
Jez Butterworth's play — with Cockney characters called Baby, Potts, Skinny — is a pastiche of a pastiche. But there's a marvellously moody cow in Tom Wells's Jack and the Beanstalk
Women only
Powder Room portrays, in an interesting way, young women desperately trying to have a good time while actually having a miserable one
Notes on a scandal
Girls went wild after Scheherazade and Rite of Spring, dressing in peacock colours and turbans. Plus: William Byrd may not have been a very nice person
Pensioner passion
Plus: A Swedish film about young men dying of Aids proves love doesn't run out when life runs out — it's the other way round
The President’s devotions
Every day for six years, Joshua Dubois has sent a devotional email to the President, and they have little to do with politics — review
Collision course
An exhibition at the Science Museum makes you feel like a particle in those tubes at Cern that are changing our understanding of life, the universe and everything
Life
Dirty rotten scoundrels
In one of those old Mae West films a girl admires her friend’s jewellery: ‘Goodness, what lovely pearls,’ only to…
London classics
This year’s London Classic tournament, organised by the indefatigable Malcolm Pein, who also heads up the charity Chess in Schools…
7 December
Black to play. This position is a variation from Evans-Staunton, London 1845. Can you spot Black’s fine finish to the…
Winter’s tale
In Competition 2826 you were invited to submit nonsense verse on a wintry theme. The line between sense and nonsense…
2142: Wintry
Each of seventeen clues comprises a definition part and a hidden consecutive jumble of the answer including one extra letter.…
to 2139: Separated
The key word is BUTTERMILK (8), which can be separated into words defined by 15, 27, 40; 4, 23, 25;…
How I lost the battle of the cards
Which would you rather receive — cards from my kids' primary in Shepherd's Bush, or cards from the West London Free School? I know which I'd rather send
More Grand Theft Auto, less crime
Data suggest computer games have brought about a fall in crime levels — are those who seek to ban such games being too utopian for society's good?
Claret’s class war
Mouton is now classed as a first growth, though some oenophiles — and not only from Lafite — still dispute this claim
Push back
It's now in vogue, is popular with academics and denizens of the Westminster bubble — and sometimes has no meaning































































