The Spectator
3 June 2017 Aus
Filling Triggs’ shoes
Australia
The Voice
After a decade of muddle-headed thinking by the so-called Recognition movement, their confusion best summed up by Speccie columnist Gary…
Taiwan diary
First impressions are telling. When I first visited Taipei 25 years ago, the roads were crowded with bicycles. A decade…
Australian Features
Filling Triggs’ shoes
The Human Rights Commission’s selective agenda does not include the protection of fundamental human rights like freedom of speech. For…
Gender quotas, blue collars and male suicide
Let me tell you about a couple of patients who illustrate how feminism can contribute to both domestic violence and…
Death penalty for wannabe martyrs
Sooner or later some deranged Islamic fundamentalist is going to kill a lot of Australians for the greater glory of…
Islands in the stream
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr said ‘I would not give a fig for simplicity before complexity, but for simplicity after complexity…
Abortion fantasies
Three weeks ago, Parliament voted decisively to reject a bill that would have decriminalised abortion. Members of the New South…
Business/Robbery etc
Guilty. It’s not just the political class wrecking Australia’s economic future. Beside them in the dock are the overpaid corporate…
Aux bien pensants
At war Australia, along with all of the West, is at war. The enemy is Islamic terrorism. What should we…
Features
Weak and wobbly
When Theresa May decided to go for an early election, she transformed the nature of her premiership. Up to that…
Duchy original
The Cornish nationalist party Mebyon Kernow (‘sons of Cornwall’) is not contesting any seats in the general election. Its leader…
Corbyn for PM?
‘The news that Harry Perkins was to become prime minister went down very badly in the Athenaeum.’ Thus begins my…
Writing wrongs
Does anyone still care about handwriting? Although it was for centuries the medium and motor of daily life, handwriting has…
The madness of King Donald
Washington DC The panhandlers outside the White House hold signs saying: ‘Trump is President — saving to leave the country.’…
Chez newts
The dragon hung motionless above the surface of the earth, belly picked out in the colours of fire and a…
A rugby legend
‘There’s a chance we’ll meet up with Richie McCaw in Christchurch,’ proffered the PR on our New Zealand press trip.…
The Week
Our flying machines
From ‘News of the week’, The Spectator, 2 June 1917: There has been a lull on the Western front. It…
May’s mistakes
On the eve of the US presidential election, experts at Princeton university decided that Donald Trump had a 1 per…
Portrait of the week
Home The Conservatives grew restive when polls, for what they were worth, indicated a closing gap between their support and…
Columnists
BA’s disaster plan failed as soon as the smoke started coming out of its servers
The science of ‘disaster recovery planning’, together with the related art of ‘crisis PR’, is a core discipline of 21st-century…
Jeremy Corbyn’s one true virtue
Enough of all these vital, apocalyptic, existential elections. They don’t half wear you out. The Scottish referendum was vital and…
Do penises cause climate change? Discuss
‘Why not think about Gender Studies?’ asked an advertorial aimed at prospective students in the newspaper I was reading. Actually,…
Should those poor kids have been there?
My wife will not let our 11-year-old daughter take the dog for a walk around the large field adjoining our…
The Spectator’s Notes
At Mass on Sunday, we were issued with a letter from the Catholic Bishops’ Conference, entitled ‘The General Election 2017’.…
Books
Class observation
A hoicked-up small boy sits astride a yoked-up heavy horse, while three sun-stained men smile at posterity. Hairy hooves press…
Lessons and games
‘Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend. Sorry to tell you that, mate,’ the Australian tennis player Nick Kyrgios remarked to his opponent…
Every horror imaginable
The group of kidnapped women were terrified. They had been brought back to the camp as booty and were being…
Towering tree of God
In his biography of Gaudí, published in 2001, Gijs van Hensbergen opined that ‘we should never try to finish the…
Brava Bella
I like Bella Pollen for her open-mindedness, self-deprecation and verve. Given her early success as a fashion designer — top…
Too much of everything
Arundhati Roy has published only one previous novel, but that one, The God of Small Things, won the Booker Prize.…
A cursed house
Beyond the patricide and even the incest, the horror of the Oedipus myth lies in its insistence that our fates…
Pirates and puritans
In The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole, Sue Townsend’s hapless teenage diarist, reeling from the news that Argentina has just…
Immaculate conceptions
Some 30 summers ago we were staying at a famously beautiful villa outside Turin; our hostess was — indeed is…
The gull’s way
In 1978, Adam Nicolson received three Hebridean islands as a 21st birthday present from his father, Nigel. The Shiants, each…
Arts
The rise of toytown pop
Pop’s counterfactuals tend to be built on questioning mortality: what if Jimi Hendrix had lived? Or Buddy Holly? Rarely does…
Music matters
The ancient Greeks had a word for it —katabasis, descending into the depths, to the underworld itself, in search of…
Army surplus
Georg Büchner, a justly neglected German playwright, died at the age of 23 leaving a half-finished script about a mad…
Jun Chen Grey Red 2017
At the age of 30, Jun Chen arrived in Australia post Tianamen Square. He settled in Brisbane where his first…
Scarlet women
A Covent Garden barfly was scanning her programme during the first interval: ‘Oh yes, the one about the gynaecologist.’ She…
Woman to woman
Bump to bump they stand: Mary and her cousin Elizabeth, both pregnant, both apple-cheeked and glowing as expectant mothers should…
Dealer’s choice
One evening a few weeks ago I was on my way to the opening of an exhibition at the Venice…
Comic relief
In such times as these, enough to try a man’s soul, a dose of John Finnemore is advisable. His brand…
Heaven knows they’re miserable now
On the face of it, the two new big drama series of the week don’t have a great deal in…
National Army Museum
I used to love the National Army Museum in Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, which was crammed with the memorabilia of…
Life
Question time
In Competition No. 3000 you were invited to provide an answer, in verse or prose, to a famous literary question…
2312: Bandleader
Two unclued lights form the title by which a 38 32 is commonly known. This title’s first word defines one…
2309: Complicated
Corrections of misprints in clues give TANGLED UP IN BLUE, the title of a song by Bob Dylan. Answers to…
Rosé-tinted glasses
It was a typical bank holiday. Usual English weather: glorious, until you leave home without a brolly. Then fickleness supervenes…
Reference
When Dickens wanted to buy a house in 1837, he wrote to Richard Bentley, who had started the magazine in…
Race, gender and a terrifying witch hunt
A leading article appeared in Nature last week in defence of intelligence research. It lamented the fact that it is…
Don’t look for any merit in meritocracy
A few years ago, someone asked me how to fix social care costs for the elderly. One eventual idea of…
Vote Basman
To the best of my knowledge, Michael Basman is the first officially titled chess master to ever stand in a UK…
No. 459
Black to play. This position is from Mecking-Basman, Hastings 1966. How did Black make the most of his active knights?…






































































