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The Spectator

10 December 2016 Aus

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Leading article Australia

Snow in Aurukun

Malcolm Turnbull’s famous excuse for not wanting to touch section 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act – ‘it is not…

Australian Columnists

Brown Study

Brown study

My christmas stocking fillers An exciting group of new and emerging writers exploded onto the literary scene in 2016. So,…

Latham's Law

Latham’s law

In this era of media lists – such as Fitzy and Wippa counting down the Top 20 Mind-Numbingly Trivial Celebrity…

Australian Notes

Australian notes

In her defence of her wretched Human Rights Commission, Gillian Triggs boasted that the Commission has been processing some 22,000…

Diary Australia

Christmas diary

I couldn’t ask for a present this Christmas. First, what’s left for a conservative to wish for after this astonishing…

Guest notes

Christmas notes

Festive baubles The two seasons I love most in life are elections and Christmas. As we near the year’s end,…

Guest notes

Music lover’s notes

A late Sunday afternoon visit to Bunnings to acquire a necessity now in short supply, incandescent small bayonet light globes,…

Australian Features

Features Australia

Crown princes and Russian spies

THIS is a confession of sorts. Since the rise of Trump, I’ve been sneering along with the best of them…

Features Australia

Post-truth, and other such falsehoods

In the weeks that followed first Brexit and then Donald Trump’s election to the US Presidency it seemed that many…

Features Australia

A thousand words

Humour is not a feature one normally associates with a National Press Club address. I was surprised and somewhat humbled…

Features Australia

Love and marriage

The Fairfax-reading, ABC-viewing middle classes are getting rattled. In Victoria, 2,400 extra police officers are to be employed to help…

Features

Notes on...

Hangovers

Although drinking excessive levels of alcohol is up there with Olympic cycling and democracy as things the British excel at,…

Features

Wildlife Notebook

The morning is cold and dark but the orchard is thronged with birds. Moorhens dash from one side to the…

Features

A radical mistake

In the early 1990s, after the shock of the 1989 fatwa against Salman Rushdie, I began to do some research…

Features

Traveller’s Notebook

I was drinking in the bar of Manhattan’s Nomad Hotel when in snuck The Most Seen Human Ever To Have…

Features

Notebook

One remark from the Christmas party season knocks insistently around my head. It came from Nigel Farage on a staircase…

Features

Season’s beatings

My colleagues at the commercial and chancery bar are all at their chalets in Gstaad, funded by the endless fees…

Features

‘I get so frustrated with Whitehall’

The Prime Minister’s office is a small, unimpressive room in 10 Downing Street with miserable views and unexceptional furniture. Since…

Features

Unforgiven

Now that almost six months have passed since the EU referendum, might it be time for old enemies to find…

Features

The Netflix revolution

There have been two revolutions in television during my lifetime. The first happened in 1975 when Sony launched its Betamax…

Features

The invention of Santa

Santa Claus ate Father Christmas. It happened quite suddenly. Well, it took about a decade, but that’s suddenly in cultural…

Features

Notebook

One thing I won’t miss about No. 11 Downing Street are the Christmas cards: 2,056 Christmas cards to be exact. That…

Features

From goth to Chancellor

If only I’d known. If only I’d foreseen that the teenage classmate who strode through our school gates every morning,…

Features

Brexit’s breaking points

Trying to write the first draft of history on the EU referendum and the leader-ship mess that followed had both…

Features

Have you ever had a prayer answered?

Justin Welby Archbishop of Canterbury There have been lots of wonderful answers to prayer over many years, including recently. One…

Features

Red with the people’s blood

Few 20th-century historians doubted that the 1917 Russian revolution was one of the most influential events of their time, indeed…

Features

Knowing the score

When I come home from work and stick my key in the door, there is a pitter-patter of tiny feet…

Features

My naughty list

In the spirit of Ebenezer Scrooge, here, in no particular order, are my current irritants:   • Paddy Ashdown   • Lady…

Features

Julia’s Baby

Julia should not have come to the wedding. That much was clear as soon as she arrived. Late, she was,…

Features

Notebook

It’s weird being friends with someone who suddenly becomes President of the United States, not least for the reflected glory…

Features

The Dwelling

Charlie Zailer wasn’t sure if she’d won or lost. On the victory side of the equation, she’d managed to avoid…

Features

When the Donald met the Vlad

SpeccieLeaks presents: Transcript of private meeting between President Trump and President Putin, 14 February 2017, Andreyevsky Hall, Grand Kremlin Palace…

The Week

Ancient and modern

Kudos

What is a ‘kudo’? According to the Taxpayers’ Alliance, it is a mark of honour, many of which should be…

Barometer

Barometer

Forgotten anniversaries 2017 is the 100th anniversary of the Russian revolution. Other anniversaries:50 years Radio 1; first North Sea gas…

Diary

Diary

Novelists can’t merely tell cracking tales. We’re supposed to save the world. At the University of Kent, a student implored…

Letters

Australian letters

Gay progressives Sir: I am a great admirer of your magazine. It brings some balance into the political debate. I…

Letters

Letters

Taking precedent Sir: In his excellent piece on the Supreme Court Article 50 ruling (‘Brexit in the balance’, 3 December),…

Portrait of the week

Portrait of the year

January The cost of an annual season ticket from Cheltenham to London rose to £9,800. Oil fell below $30 a…

From The Archives

Faith in the trenches

From a letter published under the heading ‘The religion of the ordinary soldier’, The Spectator, 23 December 1916: During a discharge…

Leading article

Power and the people

When The Spectator was founded 188 years ago, it became part of what would now be described as a populist…

Columnists

Any other business

Whatever happened to Sir George? A festive finale for an eventful year

Many (well, several) of you asked me what happened to George, the supermarket chairman who was the anti-hero of my…

Hugo Rifkind

How to put a positive spin on the bizarre events of this year

This is going to be a positive, optimistic column. I promise. Because, look, let’s be honest, I’ve been a bit…

James Delingpole

Don’t try to be liked, and buy your steak at Aldi – the lessons I’ve learned in 2016

Merry Christmas everyone. Here are some things I learned — or relearned — in 2016.   1. That which does…

Mary Wakefield

Why I’m telling my son about the sky fairy

After we were married, my husband and I went on honeymoon to Mexico. We drove across country east to west,…

World Politics

A year of revolution

Few years will live as long in the memory as 2016. Historians will ponder the meaning and consequences of the…

Rod Liddle

Rock’s quiet right-wingers

They will be sitting there right now, listening tearfully to the song for one last time on their dinky little…

The Spectator's Notes

The Spectator’s Notes

‘Are you Charles Moore of The Spectator?’ I answered to that description. ‘Well,’ said my questioner, ‘I am worried that you’re…

Matthew Parris

The one thing that really gets better with age

On the London Underground last week the carriage was crowded. No seat. No problem. I’m only 67 and content to…

Books

Australian Books

Best of 2016

After a slow start 2016 turned out to be a pretty good year for Australian writing, with excellent books across…

Answers

Answers to ‘Spot the British Author’

1. Kingsley Amis 2. Beatrix Potter 3. Graham Greene 4. Salman Rushdie 5. Nick Hornby 6. Arthur Conan Doyle 7.…

Lead book review

The descent of man

Why do humans want to build robots? It seems, on the face of it, to be a suicidal endeavour, destroying…

Books

Crime fiction for Christmas

Imagine receiving an anonymous suicide note addressed to you by mistake. Would you try to find that person, to help…

Books

Poor bewildered beasts

If you’ve ever read a history of the early days of the Foundling Hospital, you’ll remember the shock: expecting to…

Books

The unkindest cult of all

When I was 22 I met a man called Yisrayl Hawkins who said his coming had been prophesied in the…

Books

Roving the world

In these books, two handsome and popular telly adventurers consider, from viewpoints that are sometimes overly autobiographical, the culture of…

Books

Double trouble

Cousins is a curious novel. If I’d been a publisher’s reader, I’d have consigned it to the rejection pile after…

Books

The lonely passion of Beatrix Potter

The story of the extraordinary boom in children’s literature over the last 100 years could be bookended with a ‘Tale…

Books

Dark and graphic

A woman birthing bloated speckled eggs from her supernaturally swollen womb. Sushi screaming and squirming. A skull-shaped sweet, bearing the…

Books

We’re all snobs really

D.J. Taylor’s clever dissection of snobs is really two books in one. Scattered throughout are entertaining, delicious (initially), solemnly related…

Books

Snow on snow

Here is William Diaper in 1722, translating Oppian’s Halieuticks (a Greek epic poem on the loves of the fishes): As…

Books

Rhinoceros pie, anyone?

Forgotten? Though I can rarely attend their dinners (in Birmingham), I am a proud member of the Buckland Club (motto:…

Books

Arms and the woman

In August 1939, Clare Hollingworth, a 28-year-old aid-worker, had been employed as a reporter for less than a week by…

Books

A girl in a million

All readers know that good novels draw us into other worlds. I cannot think of another, however, which so alarmed…

Books

Little and large

Here are two approachable and distinctive books on our churches, great and small. Simon Jenkins’s cathedrals survey follows his earlier…

Books

Port in any storm

Cometh the hour, cometh the book, and so Christmas brings us once again a tidal wave of titles relating to…

Books

A marvel and a mystery

In 2013, Pavel Dmitrichenko, disgruntled principal dancer of the Bolshoi, exacted a now infamous revenge on the company’s artistic director,…

Books

Love at first bite

Legends cling to Bram Stoker’s life. One interesting cluster centres on his wife, Florence. She was judged, in her high…

Books

Spot the British Author

The post Spot the British Author appeared first on The Spectator.

Books

To earth from heaven

When I was a child, the highlight of the summer holidays was when my cousin Simon came to stay. We…

Arts

Music

Brahms’s benders

‘Brahms and Liszt’ is a lovely bit of rhyming slang, but it doesn’t have the ring of authenticity. Can you…

Opera

Gardeners’ world

For the past few weeks I have been working my way through Decca’s gigantic set of every note Mozart wrote…

Radio

Northern exposure

In this season of watching and waiting as we approach Christmas and year’s end, radio has a precious role. At…

Television

Cosy catastrophe

When I was a child in the 1970s, the two big excitements of the run-up to Christmas were first the…

Theatre

Angst and cant

What if? is the engine of every great story. What if the toys came to life when their owner left…

Culture Buff

Valda Wilson as Theodora

Mostly I’m more interested in what is to come than in what’s already been, but I have let my mind…

Cinema

Question time

If you were to see one film about American whistle-blower Edward Snowden — there is no law saying you have…

Arts feature

O come, let us adore him

On 27 July 1613 a man prostrated himself in the church of San Pedro Mártir in Toledo, having first made…

Life

Drink

Wines of the times

The other day, I had lunch with the grandest person I know. Forget 1066: Adrian Ziani de Ferranti can trace…

Food

Wiltons wonderland

I have agonised over this Christmas review. I ate the Christmas lunch at Harveys Nichols 5th Floor Restaurant, Knightsbridge, next…

High life

High life

Here we go again, my 40th Christmas column in a row, and it seems only two weeks ago that I…

Low life

Low life

We’re driving east, destination Grasse. Hairpin bends circling oak-clad hills. Autumn gold and scarlet. Exciting cambers. Blinding winter sunshine. The…

Mind your language

Yeah

My husband has an irritating habit of holding his hymn book open at the right page but obviously not referring…

Real life

Real life

‘Right, this is it,’ I said to the builder boyfriend. ‘I am going to knock on the door of next…

Status anxiety

Who will rid me of this turbulent beast?

I’m keeping my eyes peeled for one of those billboards saying ‘A dog is for life, not just for Christmas’…

The turf

The turf

It is a long time since I spent a morning on the gallops with the footballer-turned-racehorse trainer Mick Channon (he…

Australian Wine Club

Spectator Australia wine club – Christmas 2016

I matured on Chateau Tahbilk – as the Central Victorian winery was then, in the late 1980s, known. As an…

The Wiki Man

The rich aren’t so different any more

The traditional orange at the bottom of a Christmas stocking dates to a time when this was the only orange…

Battle for Britain

Battle for Britain

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Bridge

Bridge

Simon Cochemé, whose witty column appears monthly in English Bridge magazine, celebrated his 70th birthday with a knees-up and duplicate…

Chess

London classic

The annual London Classic is now underway at Olympia. Understandably Magnus Carlsen, after his exertions in New York, is not…

Chess puzzle

Chess puzzle

Black to play. This position is from Topalov-Nakamura, St Louis 2014. Black seems to be in big trouble, but how…

Christmas Crossword

Festive features

99 (five words) and 20 (four words), whose 37 were 61 (two words) and 35D (two words), are seasonal 53…

Christmas Quiz

The answers

Say so 1. Theresa May 2. David Cameron (overheard on air, speaking to the Queen) 3. Jeremy Corbyn 4. Stephen…

Christmas Quiz Questions

Puzzles from GCHQ

Solving serious puzzles — to catch criminals and thwart terrorist plots — is what the men and women who work…

Christmas Quiz Questions

Christmas Quiz

Say so  In 2016, who said:   1. ‘Brexit means Brexit.’ 2. ‘We’ve got some leaders of some fantastically corrupt…

Competition

Let’s twist

In Competition No. 2977 you were invited to submit a Christmas carol with a topical twist. ‘In the bleak midwinter’…

Crossword solution

to 2287: Quarry

Unclued lights are types of LIMESTONE. First prize Frances Whitehead, Harrogate, North YorksRunners-up Margaret Almond, Sholing, Hants; P.D.H. Riddell, London…

Dear Mary

Celebrity Dear Mary

From Rt Hon Gisela Stuart MP Q. I keep getting into arguments with people about what being a Labour MP…

Long life

Long life

While American conservatives, including Donald Trump and the Cuban exiles in Florida, whooped with joy at the news of the…

Spectator sport

Ten questions of sport

1. Can anyone explain why England wore dark blue, not white, for the autumn international against Argentina, just as they…

Wild life

Wild life

 Kenya I realised I had fallen from grace when we were dropped from the Queen’s birthday party guest list at…