The Spectator
10 December 2016 Aus
A thousand words
Australia
Snow in Aurukun
Malcolm Turnbull’s famous excuse for not wanting to touch section 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act – ‘it is not…
Australian Columnists
Brown study
My christmas stocking fillers An exciting group of new and emerging writers exploded onto the literary scene in 2016. So,…
Latham’s law
In this era of media lists – such as Fitzy and Wippa counting down the Top 20 Mind-Numbingly Trivial Celebrity…
Australian notes
In her defence of her wretched Human Rights Commission, Gillian Triggs boasted that the Commission has been processing some 22,000…
Christmas diary
I couldn’t ask for a present this Christmas. First, what’s left for a conservative to wish for after this astonishing…
Christmas notes
Festive baubles The two seasons I love most in life are elections and Christmas. As we near the year’s end,…
Music lover’s notes
A late Sunday afternoon visit to Bunnings to acquire a necessity now in short supply, incandescent small bayonet light globes,…
Australian Features
Crown princes and Russian spies
THIS is a confession of sorts. Since the rise of Trump, I’ve been sneering along with the best of them…
Post-truth, and other such falsehoods
In the weeks that followed first Brexit and then Donald Trump’s election to the US Presidency it seemed that many…
A thousand words
Humour is not a feature one normally associates with a National Press Club address. I was surprised and somewhat humbled…
Love and marriage
The Fairfax-reading, ABC-viewing middle classes are getting rattled. In Victoria, 2,400 extra police officers are to be employed to help…
Features
Hangovers
Although drinking excessive levels of alcohol is up there with Olympic cycling and democracy as things the British excel at,…
Wildlife Notebook
The morning is cold and dark but the orchard is thronged with birds. Moorhens dash from one side to the…
A radical mistake
In the early 1990s, after the shock of the 1989 fatwa against Salman Rushdie, I began to do some research…
Traveller’s Notebook
I was drinking in the bar of Manhattan’s Nomad Hotel when in snuck The Most Seen Human Ever To Have…
Season’s beatings
My colleagues at the commercial and chancery bar are all at their chalets in Gstaad, funded by the endless fees…
‘I get so frustrated with Whitehall’
The Prime Minister’s office is a small, unimpressive room in 10 Downing Street with miserable views and unexceptional furniture. Since…
Unforgiven
Now that almost six months have passed since the EU referendum, might it be time for old enemies to find…
The Netflix revolution
There have been two revolutions in television during my lifetime. The first happened in 1975 when Sony launched its Betamax…
The invention of Santa
Santa Claus ate Father Christmas. It happened quite suddenly. Well, it took about a decade, but that’s suddenly in cultural…
From goth to Chancellor
If only I’d known. If only I’d foreseen that the teenage classmate who strode through our school gates every morning,…
Brexit’s breaking points
Trying to write the first draft of history on the EU referendum and the leader-ship mess that followed had both…
Have you ever had a prayer answered?
Justin Welby Archbishop of Canterbury There have been lots of wonderful answers to prayer over many years, including recently. One…
Red with the people’s blood
Few 20th-century historians doubted that the 1917 Russian revolution was one of the most influential events of their time, indeed…
Knowing the score
When I come home from work and stick my key in the door, there is a pitter-patter of tiny feet…
My naughty list
In the spirit of Ebenezer Scrooge, here, in no particular order, are my current irritants: • Paddy Ashdown • Lady…
Julia’s Baby
Julia should not have come to the wedding. That much was clear as soon as she arrived. Late, she was,…
The Dwelling
Charlie Zailer wasn’t sure if she’d won or lost. On the victory side of the equation, she’d managed to avoid…
When the Donald met the Vlad
SpeccieLeaks presents: Transcript of private meeting between President Trump and President Putin, 14 February 2017, Andreyevsky Hall, Grand Kremlin Palace…
The Week
Kudos
What is a ‘kudo’? According to the Taxpayers’ Alliance, it is a mark of honour, many of which should be…
Australian letters
Gay progressives Sir: I am a great admirer of your magazine. It brings some balance into the political debate. I…
Portrait of the year
January The cost of an annual season ticket from Cheltenham to London rose to £9,800. Oil fell below $30 a…
Faith in the trenches
From a letter published under the heading ‘The religion of the ordinary soldier’, The Spectator, 23 December 1916: During a discharge…
Power and the people
When The Spectator was founded 188 years ago, it became part of what would now be described as a populist…
Columnists
Whatever happened to Sir George? A festive finale for an eventful year
Many (well, several) of you asked me what happened to George, the supermarket chairman who was the anti-hero of my…
How to put a positive spin on the bizarre events of this year
This is going to be a positive, optimistic column. I promise. Because, look, let’s be honest, I’ve been a bit…
Don’t try to be liked, and buy your steak at Aldi – the lessons I’ve learned in 2016
Merry Christmas everyone. Here are some things I learned — or relearned — in 2016. 1. That which does…
Why I’m telling my son about the sky fairy
After we were married, my husband and I went on honeymoon to Mexico. We drove across country east to west,…
A year of revolution
Few years will live as long in the memory as 2016. Historians will ponder the meaning and consequences of the…
Rock’s quiet right-wingers
They will be sitting there right now, listening tearfully to the song for one last time on their dinky little…
The Spectator’s Notes
‘Are you Charles Moore of The Spectator?’ I answered to that description. ‘Well,’ said my questioner, ‘I am worried that you’re…
The one thing that really gets better with age
On the London Underground last week the carriage was crowded. No seat. No problem. I’m only 67 and content to…
Books
Best of 2016
After a slow start 2016 turned out to be a pretty good year for Australian writing, with excellent books across…
Answers to ‘Spot the British Author’
1. Kingsley Amis 2. Beatrix Potter 3. Graham Greene 4. Salman Rushdie 5. Nick Hornby 6. Arthur Conan Doyle 7.…
The descent of man
Why do humans want to build robots? It seems, on the face of it, to be a suicidal endeavour, destroying…
Crime fiction for Christmas
Imagine receiving an anonymous suicide note addressed to you by mistake. Would you try to find that person, to help…
Poor bewildered beasts
If you’ve ever read a history of the early days of the Foundling Hospital, you’ll remember the shock: expecting to…
The unkindest cult of all
When I was 22 I met a man called Yisrayl Hawkins who said his coming had been prophesied in the…
Roving the world
In these books, two handsome and popular telly adventurers consider, from viewpoints that are sometimes overly autobiographical, the culture of…
Double trouble
Cousins is a curious novel. If I’d been a publisher’s reader, I’d have consigned it to the rejection pile after…
The lonely passion of Beatrix Potter
The story of the extraordinary boom in children’s literature over the last 100 years could be bookended with a ‘Tale…
Dark and graphic
A woman birthing bloated speckled eggs from her supernaturally swollen womb. Sushi screaming and squirming. A skull-shaped sweet, bearing the…
We’re all snobs really
D.J. Taylor’s clever dissection of snobs is really two books in one. Scattered throughout are entertaining, delicious (initially), solemnly related…
Snow on snow
Here is William Diaper in 1722, translating Oppian’s Halieuticks (a Greek epic poem on the loves of the fishes): As…
Rhinoceros pie, anyone?
Forgotten? Though I can rarely attend their dinners (in Birmingham), I am a proud member of the Buckland Club (motto:…
Arms and the woman
In August 1939, Clare Hollingworth, a 28-year-old aid-worker, had been employed as a reporter for less than a week by…
A girl in a million
All readers know that good novels draw us into other worlds. I cannot think of another, however, which so alarmed…
Little and large
Here are two approachable and distinctive books on our churches, great and small. Simon Jenkins’s cathedrals survey follows his earlier…
Port in any storm
Cometh the hour, cometh the book, and so Christmas brings us once again a tidal wave of titles relating to…
A marvel and a mystery
In 2013, Pavel Dmitrichenko, disgruntled principal dancer of the Bolshoi, exacted a now infamous revenge on the company’s artistic director,…
Love at first bite
Legends cling to Bram Stoker’s life. One interesting cluster centres on his wife, Florence. She was judged, in her high…
To earth from heaven
When I was a child, the highlight of the summer holidays was when my cousin Simon came to stay. We…
Arts
Brahms’s benders
‘Brahms and Liszt’ is a lovely bit of rhyming slang, but it doesn’t have the ring of authenticity. Can you…
Gardeners’ world
For the past few weeks I have been working my way through Decca’s gigantic set of every note Mozart wrote…
Northern exposure
In this season of watching and waiting as we approach Christmas and year’s end, radio has a precious role. At…
Cosy catastrophe
When I was a child in the 1970s, the two big excitements of the run-up to Christmas were first the…
Angst and cant
What if? is the engine of every great story. What if the toys came to life when their owner left…
Valda Wilson as Theodora
Mostly I’m more interested in what is to come than in what’s already been, but I have let my mind…
Question time
If you were to see one film about American whistle-blower Edward Snowden — there is no law saying you have…
O come, let us adore him
On 27 July 1613 a man prostrated himself in the church of San Pedro Mártir in Toledo, having first made…
Life
Wines of the times
The other day, I had lunch with the grandest person I know. Forget 1066: Adrian Ziani de Ferranti can trace…
Wiltons wonderland
I have agonised over this Christmas review. I ate the Christmas lunch at Harveys Nichols 5th Floor Restaurant, Knightsbridge, next…
Yeah
My husband has an irritating habit of holding his hymn book open at the right page but obviously not referring…
Who will rid me of this turbulent beast?
I’m keeping my eyes peeled for one of those billboards saying ‘A dog is for life, not just for Christmas’…
Spectator Australia wine club – Christmas 2016
I matured on Chateau Tahbilk – as the Central Victorian winery was then, in the late 1980s, known. As an…
The rich aren’t so different any more
The traditional orange at the bottom of a Christmas stocking dates to a time when this was the only orange…
London classic
The annual London Classic is now underway at Olympia. Understandably Magnus Carlsen, after his exertions in New York, is not…
Chess puzzle
Black to play. This position is from Topalov-Nakamura, St Louis 2014. Black seems to be in big trouble, but how…
Festive features
99 (five words) and 20 (four words), whose 37 were 61 (two words) and 35D (two words), are seasonal 53…
The answers
Say so 1. Theresa May 2. David Cameron (overheard on air, speaking to the Queen) 3. Jeremy Corbyn 4. Stephen…
Puzzles from GCHQ
Solving serious puzzles — to catch criminals and thwart terrorist plots — is what the men and women who work…
Christmas Quiz
Say so In 2016, who said: 1. ‘Brexit means Brexit.’ 2. ‘We’ve got some leaders of some fantastically corrupt…
Let’s twist
In Competition No. 2977 you were invited to submit a Christmas carol with a topical twist. ‘In the bleak midwinter’…
to 2287: Quarry
Unclued lights are types of LIMESTONE. First prize Frances Whitehead, Harrogate, North YorksRunners-up Margaret Almond, Sholing, Hants; P.D.H. Riddell, London…
Celebrity Dear Mary
From Rt Hon Gisela Stuart MP Q. I keep getting into arguments with people about what being a Labour MP…
Ten questions of sport
1. Can anyone explain why England wore dark blue, not white, for the autumn international against Argentina, just as they…































































































