The Spectator
18 March 2017 Aus
Words are cheap
Australia
Vale Bill Leak
He was our very own rock ‘n roll star of the printed page. An Aussie Keith Richards and John Lennon…
Australian Columnists
Election notes
Malcolm, take note… As the dust settles on the Western Australian election result, and Labor’s Mark McGowan sweeping to office…
Brown study
My sadness at Bill Leak’s death is compounded by the fact that I never met him. But his influence on…
Australian Diary
Last week, I was on a Brexit road show with the UK Euro-parliamentarian Dan Hannan. Hannan, who has written superbly…
Australian Features
Bureaucrats and barbarians
We have mourned Bill Leak. Now we must avenge him. The time for tears has passed. It’s anger we need…
Words are cheap
Like many Speccie contributors, I was privileged to know Bill Leak personally, although for only about ten months.But through no…
Bill and the Lilliputians
The death of great men illuminate the darkness like lightning on a stormy night. So it is with Bill Leak,…
Ellis is not an island
Interesting timing Kate Ellis. While feminists were busy waxing their broomsticks for International Women’s Day (slash month, slash decades), MP…
Bill, me and 18C
As a writer and raconteur Bill Leak was peerless. He had a larrikin wit of which Henry Lawson would be…
Features
Double trouble
Theresa May is a cautious politician. She has risen to the top by avoiding unnecessary risks; no one survives 18…
Israel Notebook
On the Israeli side of the Syrian border, near al-Quneitra, you can watch the war. From my vantage point on…
Uncover her face
I was raised as an observant Muslim in a British family. Women, I was taught, determine their own conduct —…
Redemption for the Ripper
In the autumn of 1888 London was in a state of terrified excitement over Jack the Ripper. There had never…
Why Milton still matters
Just 350 years ago, in April 1667, John Milton sold all rights to Paradise Lost to the printer Samuel Simmons…
Little birds, big trouble
A British military base is being used for a multi-million-quid criminal enterprise, possibly involving the Russian mafia — and Britain…
Lawrence of Arabia
The centenary of General Allenby’s capture of Jerusalem falls later this year. On 11 December 1917, the commander-in-chief of Britain’s…
The Week
How to make the rich love tax
Now that Philip Hammond is promising yet more tax hikes, he might consider how Athens managed it. During the whole…
Disaster in the Dardanelles
From ‘The Dardanelles report’, 17 March 1917: The plan of the government in the case of the Dardanelles Expedition had…
Australian letters
Freedom fighter Sir: How sad is it that, in what turned out to be the last years of his life,…
Portrait of the week
Home Theresa May, the Prime Minister, decided to delay until later in the month the invoking of Article 50 of…
Hammond’s humiliation
After Philip Hammond delivered his Budget last week, he went to speak to a meeting of Conservative backbench MPs. Several…
Columnists
Spot the endangered species: white men grab the chairs while Hogg loses her job
Tesco chairman John Allan provoked feminist fury by telling would-be non-exec directors, ‘If you’re a white male, tough: you’re an…
Prisoners, phones and Amazon’s bottom line
On the Amazon page that sells the world’s smallest mobile phone, the reviews are mainly about putting it into your…
Europe’s politicians rightly feel extinction breathing down their necks
Allahu Akbar! Greetings from Samsun, where Turkish protestors — their eyeballs spinning in orgasmic Islamic rage — tried to set…
The Spectator’s Notes
The great achievement of the Scottish Nationalists is to persuade people outside the borders of their own nation — including…
You don’t have to be good to do good
I am a regular listener to the Sunday morning service just after eight on BBC Radio 4. It’s a habit…
Books
Reason and faith
Roy Hattersley would never have been born had it not been that his mother ran away with the parish priest…
Secrets of the secretaries
The minister’s private secretary wrote to another cabinet minister about the previous day’s cabinet meeting: They cannot agree about what…
The mysteries of colour
When Australia imposed generic packaging in its war on cigarettes, there was consumer research into the most deterrent colour. Pantone…
Forbidden love and the beautiful game
Nowadays, most of us living in the liberal West agree that there can never be anything morally wrong with love…
Speckled Footman and Maiden’s Blush
Last year, I attempted to pass through security in an American airport carrying a small black box, containing eight batteries…
Arts
The odd couple
Only once did Michelangelo sign a sculpture. It was the ‘Pietà’ of 1497–1500, and he did so using an incomplete…
Got the message?
To cut to the chase, my ten-year-old daughter really liked Beauty and the Beast. And given you’re probably going to…
Mirror, mirror
The exit signs were switched off and the stalls were in utter darkness. One by one, 15 invisible dancers, their…
His dark materials
The enticingly subversive films of Paul Verhoeven were very tempting to me as a schoolboy. When I hit 14, the…
Tail-end Terry
It is often said that Terence Rattigan’s ‘thing’ was his homosexuality and that his disguising of it coloured everything he…
Ersatz erudition
Harry Potter, who uses the stage name Daniel Radcliffe, is a producer’s delight. By now it’s becoming clear that the…
Fatal distraction
I don’t think that I have left a theatre many times feeling as depressed and irritated as after the Royal…
A matter of life and death
It was the crime story that showed us just how much China has changed since its years of social, political…
Tapestry in progress: Gordian Knot, 2016
For a creative arts organisation to operate successfully in Australia for 40 years is an achievement in itself. The Australian…
To die for
Down the Mighty River with Steve Backshall (BBC2) was perfect Sunday-night TV — one of the most enjoyable adventure travelogues…
Life
Meet with
Don’t tell my husband, but I have been having doubts. (He never reads this column, so our secret is safe.)…
Was it football or just mutimillionaires cheating?
Few sporting events in history have been greeted with such swivel-eyed, table-pounding hysteria as Barcelona’s comeback to overturn a 4-0…
The weird ways in which people avoid cleaning up after their dogs
One of the most important debates in Britain’s history took place in Westminster earlier this week. The issue was absolutely…
Gettysburg revisited
In Competition No. 2989 you were invited to submit a version of the Gettysburg Address as it might have been…
2301: Age of extremes
Eight unclued lights are of a kind; the remaining two complete four words from a quote, which is appropriately positioned…
to 2298: NOИ
The unclued lights are titles of Russian novels minus their ‘and’ (И in Russian): 17 CRIME and 9 PUNISHMENT (Dostoevsky),…
Norse code
Aquavit is a ‘uniquely Nordic–style’ restaurant in the St James’s Market development between Regent Street and the Haymarket. This development…
Oxford v Cambridge
The 135th Varsity Match hosted by London’s Royal Automobile Club last Saturday resulted in a narrow win for Oxford, who…
no. 448
White to play. This is from Horton–Murphy, Varsity Match 2017. Can you spot White’s winning coup? Answers to me at…
































































