The Spectator
17 September 2016 Aus
Journos or Groupies?
Australia
Derailing the bandwagon
Malcolm Turnbull, George Brandis and the Coalition are to be applauded for sticking to their guns on the Same Sex…
Australian Columnists
Brown study
One day when I was a member of the federal parliament, a surprising thing happened to me. Until then, if…
Simon Collins
Big Oil, Big Tobacco, Big Agri, Big Pharma… every industry these days seems to have its bogeyman collective, the theory…
Consider this
Beware socialists in white coats Sir Michael Marmot, whom the ABC chose to deliver the 2016 Boyer lectures, is the…
Australian notes
Creativity versus identity News flash: At least two young, female, ‘non-white’ aspiring writers did not like Lionel Shriver’s opening address…
Syrian notes
Raise a glass to Tony On September 10th, 2015, Prime Minister Tony Abbott announced his decision to end RAAF airstrikes…
Australian Features
Journos or Groupies?
Sam Dastyari’s ‘Chinese indiscretion’ hit the press on Tuesday of the first week of parliament. It was immediately followed by…
Power to the plebiscite
Malcolm Turnbull’s shilly-shallying before deciding to go ahead with the gay ‘marriage’ plebiscite is what we have come to expect…
We’re all gamblers now
We are a nation of gamblers. We wager more per capita than any other country on earth. But it is…
Aux bien pensants
Treachery at the heart of our politics Australians have been told over and over that Senator Dastyari has broken no…
Features
Trump’s forgotten people
The fit, or fugue, that Hillary Clinton suffered during a 9/11 memorial service in Manhattan on Sunday left mysteries in…
Bad grammar
It is almost mandatory, if you want to discuss grammar schools, to swap personal histories. Here’s mine: I am the…
Hush money
The new consumer obsession of my generation isn’t white goods, trainers or designer labels. It is — whisper it —…
Archers abusers
It’s been going on for months now and I must make a confession. I secretly endure a nightly battering in…
London’s lost rivers
I found my first of London’s many lost rivers when I walked across Holborn Viaduct, looked down at the sweep…
The Week
In defence of Asquith
From ‘Mr. Asquith’, The Spectator, 16 September, 1916: King George has no other subject who is trusted so widely by his…
Plato on grammar schools
Theresa May wants to use grammar schools to create a meritocratic, ‘socially mobile’ society at a cost of £50 million.…
Portrait of the week
Home Schools in England would have the right to select pupils by ability, under plans outlined by Theresa May, the…
Defending Dave’s legacy
It is too early to tell what sort of Prime Minister Theresa May will turn out to be, but we…
Columnists
Inside David Cameron’s personal Brexit
In the days following David Cameron’s resignation as prime minister, Michael Gove tried to persuade the Cameroons to back Boris…
In a Birmingham jail, I found the point of Michael Gove
I went to prison last week, in Birmingham. Early start, off on a train from Euston. It was my kids’…
A remarkable testament of hope for Zimbabwe
‘One who never turned his back but marched breast forward, Never doubted clouds would break, Never dreamed though right were…
The new world of work is a jungle but don’t call workers ‘animals’
The TUC general secretaryFrances O’Grady doesn’t get a lot of airtime. Compared with predecessors a generation ago, such as Vic…
From now on, we must all be equally stupid
A lecturer at a reasonably well-respected northern plate-glass university was somewhat perplexed by a student who complained about her poor…
Victoria’s secret: none of it’s true
Did you know that Queen Victoria might never have married Prince Albert had it not been for an amazing stroke…
Books
Yemen Notebook
Most nights Saudi bombers fly low over the Yemeni capital of Sanaa dealing out random destruction. High up in the…
Come in, but keep your voices down
The illustrated manuscripts of the European Middle Ages are among the most beautiful works to survive from a maligned and…
Monet’s great war effort
Claude Monet wanted to be buried in a buoy. ‘This idea seemed to please him,’ his friend Gustave Geffroy wrote.…
The power of the American oligarchs
Talk about plutocracy and oligarchy has become commonplace in America, as the billionaire class grows ever richer and seemingly more…
Twists and turns of the Italian campaign
When Rome fell to the Allies on 5 June 1944 General Harold Alexander, commander of the 15th Army, calculated that…
One long moanfest
Tama Janowitz’s memoir is a relentlessly cheerless and bitter collection of vignettes. Between tales of her purportedly miserly, creepy and…
Too, too shy-making
You might have thought that the last thing shy people need is a book about shyness: a large part of…
A rose between two thorns
Emma Rauschenbach was the daughter of rich Swiss industrialists — a plump, good-natured girl, nicknamed ‘Sunny’, who married young without…
Exquisite mementoes
All alone on page 313 of this spectacular book, a tattered but heroic flag flies in a painting of an…
The trouble with actors
A Girl is a Half-formed Thing, Eimear McBride’s acclaimed, prize-winning debut, felt like a one-off, not the beginning of a…
Hoarder disorder
The enormous desk on which I am writing this is swamped by four precarious piles of books, one topped by…
The great Dadaist novel
Anicet is, as its cover proclaims, a Dadaist novel, reissued on the centenary of its composition. Louis Aragon would doubtless…
A lively, rebellious boy
It is one of the great set-pieces of high drama in English history. The king, shamed by his part in…
Hit and miss
A few years ago, a reporter from the Chicago Tribune stumbled upon what was widely reported as ‘the Holy Grail…
Ghosts of the past
You find it in the vistas of skeletal metal gangways, the abandoned 18th-century forts, the squat oil holders and rusted…
Dancing with robots
Back in 2012, a team at Google built a state-of-the-art artificial intelligence network and fed it ten million randomly selected…
Arts
Estate agent
A big misunderstanding about art is that it excites serene meditation and transcendent bliss. But anyone who has worked in…
Cooking the books
Cooking really shouldn’t make good radio. On television, it’s already frustrating that you can’t taste what you’re seeing, but on…
In the shadow of Picasso
‘My painting is an act of decolonisation,’ declared Wifredo Lam. These are the first words you read on entering the…
Super Norma
The Royal Opera has opened the season with a triumph, and in one of the most difficult of operas, Bellini’s…
Let the good times roll
For a regular dancegoer in New York City, the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater seasons arrive with the comforting predictability…
Sense of humour failure
Coleridge deemed the narrative structure of The Alchemist perfect. But, I wonder. A landowner quits plague-ridden London and his cunning…
A Bridge too far?
Bridget Jones’s Baby is the third outing for our heroine as played by Renée Zellweger, whose cosmetic work to face…
Paul Dyer & ABO section leaders
Announcements of 2017 seasons are coming thick and fast. The Sydney Theatre Company, having lost an artistic director on the…
Life
Not much to smile about
CBeebies Land is a small dystopia inside Alton Towers, a theme park where people sometimes get their legs chopped off…
Selfie
In Competition No. 2965, an enormously popular one, you were invited to write a poem about a verse form, written…
Chinese puzzle
As I write, the final results of the Baku Olympiad are still not in. England are fighting for a possible…
to 2275: Frame of reference
Corrections of misprints in clues give CHAMBERS DICTIONARY, defining the items in the perimeter. First prize David Heath, Euston, Newark…
no. 426
White to play. This position is a variation from Li Chao-Short, Baku Olympiad 2016. White has various ways to win…
2278: Will alterations
Across clues contain a definition and a jumble of the answer. In each row of the grid, a Shakespearean character…
The Battle for Britain
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Are grammar schools more meritocratic?
It is highly unlikely the Prime Minister has read the book,’ my father harrumphed, commenting on the appropriation of the…
This looks like the greatest rugby side ever
British Lions fans of anervous disposition should avoid the telly of a Saturday morning. Live before your very eyes, as…
Va-t’en, Satan
What do you say to someone who is killing you? It is seldom possible to decide in advance. We are…









































































