The Spectator
31 December 2016 Aus
Europe’s year of insurgency
Australia
Kettles and chooks
After 2016, one of the most lacklustre, uneventful and stagnant years in Australian political history, there is every reason to…
Australian Columnists
Brown study
Here at the Spectator Australia Electoral Reform Unit, we certainly had our hands full in 2016, what with Brexit, and…
Consider this…
Integration is backPeter Dutton has signalled that provisional migrants should be treated as temporary residents until they have ‘proven their…
Beijing diary
Standing next to the large lobby Christmas tree in ‘Sunjoy Mansion’ where the Australian has its modest office in Beijing,…
Australian Features
Business/Robbery etc
It’s not just the money cost of Senator Hinch’s amateurish meddling with legislation like the Australian Building and Construction Commission,…
The humiliated intellectuals of the Left
The Booker Prize winning author Yann Martel wrote in The Life of Pi that reason was the fool’s gold of…
Aux bien pensants
Long before Trump & Brexit… President Trump’s landslide is just the beginning. Better than the sight of battalions of experts…
Dishlickers’ delight
‘The world has gone mad. Donald Trump is president of the United States and now Reverend Fred Nile is strolling…
Laughing at the devil
‘Prison did not touch me,’ declares Pussy Riot’s Maria ‘Masha’ Alyokhina, raising her eyebrows with a sardonic smirk. I am…
Features
Morocco: A match made in heaven
I’m sitting by the pool in a lush Moroccan garden playing chess with Nigel Short, and I feel like an…
Populism vs post-democracy
Europeans are usually alarmed or sniffy about American concern for democracy’s fate, but this time liberal opinion on both sides…
Europe’s year of insurgency
After the tumult of 2016, Europe could do with a year of calm. It won’t get one. Elections are to…
Positively Trumpian
This being the time of year for it, you’re probably thinking what form your New Year New You will take.…
Switzerland: What makes Geneva tick
In a quiet backstreet in Geneva, a few blocks from the lakeside, there is a museum which will change the…
Looking homeward
Batavia, New York The presidential campaign just ended was mercifully lacking in the ghostwritten platitudes with which Franklin D. Roosevelt,…
The real Brexit risk
At the Westfield shopping centre in east London, the queues started at 2 a.m. on Christmas night. In Wrexham, people started…
A different class of snob
‘Ah, beware of snobbery,’ said Cary Grant, who was surprisingly often the smartest guy in the room. ‘It is the unwelcome recognition…
Italy: I’ve got Rome on repeat
My year was topped and tailed with trips to Rome. In March, as the blossom unfurled along the Tiber and…
How to beat terrorism
Until a few years ago, Pakistan was one of the most dangerous countries on earth. The tribal areas in the…
Sweden: Multiple thrills, minimal risk
All too often in life there’s a gap between expectation and reality. Not with driving on ice. The expectation is…
Seaham Hall
I’m standing in milady’s boudoir, a room which would have delighted Liberace. Here, nothing is de trop and everything is…
The Week
Ovid’s post-truths
We are told we live in a ‘post-truth’ world. This appears to mean that everyone believes everything they are told…
These little islands
From ‘Engage the enemy more closely!’, The Spectator, 30 December 1916: Britain was never more vigorous than she is now:…
Keep the press free
It is said that the case for freedom of expression needs to be restated in every generation, but things move…
Portrait of the Week
Home The Queen was said by the BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg to have asked, at a private lunch before June’s referendum,…
Columnists
Will disgruntlement prevail again in 2017? Who knows, but at least 2016 was quite fun
Most of my predictions for 2016 were wrong; so let’s not revisit them. But I was right, in January, to…
I was right about 2016. So here’s what happens next
I’ve been looking at my predictions for 2016 made this time last year. It’s extraordinary — don’t check, just trust…
Why I was ashamed to love Status Quo
I bought a record in a second-hand shop in the summer of 1981. A double album. I made sure nobody…
Books
Put out more flags
Did you know that 190 out of 200 nations in the world have either red or blue on their flags?…
Whisper who dares
Stand aside, Homer. I doubt whether even the author of the Iliad could have matched Alexis Peri’s account of the…
A fresh start
Most of us lead lives of quiet desperation. So we’re told. Frits van Egters apparently leads a life more desperate…
Homage to Mad Madge
There has never previously, I believe, been a novel about Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle, one of the 17th century’s…
A truly monstrous regiment
When George Omona first saw soldiers in the infamous Lord’s Resistance Army, he was amazed. The scary fighters who had…
Hitchcock’s favourite bird
‘The Birds is coming’ screamed the posters for Tippi Hedren’s only famous film. Well, the cats is coming in her…
Cuckoo in the nest
‘Light as a feather, free as a bird.’ Günter Grass starts this final volume of short prose, poetry and sketches…
Arts
Back in the USSR
For much of 1517 Michelangelo Buonarroti was busy quarrying marble in the mountains near Carrara. From time to time, however,…
All bark and no bite
A Monster Calls is a fantasy drama about a young boy whose life is crap, basically. His mother is sick.…
Apocalypse now
Gerald Barry loved playing organ for Protestants as they allowed him a lie in. Then they found out he wasn’t…
Chance would be a fine thing
It’s been a turbulent year, and not just in the outside world. Inside radio, digital is changing not just when…
Weird and wonderful
As you’ve probably noticed, TV critics spend a lot of their time trying to identify which other programmes the one…
Deplorable entertainment
Buried Child is a typical Sam Shepard play. The main character, Dodge, is a brain-damaged alcoholic cripple stuck in a…
Royal Opera House production of King Roger
Soon after the Norman Conquest of England (1066 and all that) Count Roger Hauteville of Normandy took control of Sicily.…
Life
Game of the year
Probably the most spectacular game played in the past year was the brilliant win by Gawain Jones in the Olympiad.…
no.437
White to play and win. This is a position from Caruana-Kramnik, Leuven 2016. Answers to me at The Spectator by…
Empty words
In Competition No. 2977 you were invited to submit a selection of meaningless, pseudo-profound statements. Bullshit was defined in a…
2290: Timely II
Clockwise round the grid from 11 run three trios (8,4,6,5,9,3,5,8,4), each trio combining to suggest the same word. A trio…
to 2288: Housey-housey
Unclued lights are names of PARLIAMENTS. First prize Judith Bevis, NewportRunners-up Hilda Ball, Belfast; Michael Grocott, Loughborough
Harry, Jeffrey and Benoit
I first ate at the London version of Harry’s Bar in the early 1990s. Back then, Jeffrey Archer and I…
Uh-oh
Here are the first 50 words in the order that they were learnt by a child called Will: 1 uh-oh;…
Do I hang myself out to dry again?
And so it begins again. This time last year, I decided to see how long I could last without alcohol.…
Keep death off the roads with an app
Controversial I know, but I feel a little sympathy for Tomasz Kroker, the lorry driver jailed for ten years for…





































































