The Spectator
27 August 2016 Aus
Marriage for one
Australia
Time to lead, conservatively
The list of unresolved and vexed issues that confront the new parliament this week would be enough to give even…
Australian Columnists
Australian notes
Turnbull’s betrayal on 18c Okay, let’s stop pretending that the Liberal Party has a deep commitment to free speech. We’re…
Australian diary
It is always a pleasure to catch up socially with Tony Abbott whose steadfast friendship I have enjoyed for over…
Media notes
Tackling the elephant Let’s cut to the chase; Australian political leadership must find the stomach to deal with the core…
Australian Features
We’re all Huguenots now
I’m not one of those Christians who go in for high days and holy days. Truth be told, I find…
Two bad ideas
Two absurd propositions are currently gaining unwarranted attention: ‘recognising’ aborigines in the Constitution and a recycled idea from the 1970s…
Anti-Semitism of the progressive churches
One of the nastiest perversions of Christianity in the world today – the attempted demonisation and isolation of Israel –has…
Vagabondism and harlotry
That we are to have yet another Royal Commission into Aboriginal Affairs is good news for some. It is good…
The morality of mandatory detention
Last week on the ABC programme, the Drum, I confronted my unwilling conscience. The topic was the Manus Island immigration…
Business/Robbery etc
There’ll always be a Menzies while there’s a BHP For they have paid their dividends since 1883. There’ll always be…
Features
Marriage for one
As far as the bride was concerned, the wedding was perfect. Her dress was beautiful, the vows were traditional and…
The Bank of Wonderland
What should we think about negative interest rates? What kind of Alice in Wonderland world are we living in when…
Diamond geezers
Ring a ding-ding — here comes the he-bling. Tony Blair started it. The war, that is. On good taste. This…
Iraq’s endgame
Bashiqa, near Mosul, northern Iraq At night, the temperature around the Islamic State-held city of Mosul drops to around…
Bring back bonkbusters!
Life is starting to look a lot like the 1980s: Russia is flexing its muscles, the Labour party is tearing…
Mussolini at Lake Como
If your destiny is to be shot dead with your mistress, where better than Lake Como, which, in the words…
The vanity line
Jeremy Corbyn may not be right about many things, but when he sat on the floor of a train, hoping…
The Week
Nero’s scandalous spads
Theresa May has brought her own advisers with her into No. 10, and as usual the knives are out for…
Just not cricket
From ‘The bed-rock of war’, The Spectator, 26 August 1916: As a rule in war the bowling has a great advantage over…
Portrait of the week
Home Virgin Trains released videos showing that there were seats available when Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour party,…
Better together
This time two years ago, the United Kingdom stood on the brink of dissolution. The referendum on Scottish independence hung…
Columnists
Why I’ll keep cheering for Caster Semenya
An almost worldwide survey on penis length — the sort of thing I always read with a sense of trepidation…
The Boris-bashers should be ashamed
Throughout this fractious summer, one thing has united all the warring pundits and politicians. Left, right; Leave, Remain, everyone at…
Osborne’s gone. So why’s Carney still around?
Did you see that odd photo of George Osborne looking shifty, queuing up in the Vietnamese jungle for the chance…
Oil prices will drift down again as Opec fails to get its act together
How many Olympic medals did Opec win? The answer (though I’ll bet no one else has bothered to work this…
Frankenstein’s Westmonster
All political parties are a mess: coalitions of people with different beliefs, stitched together — like Frankenstein’s monster — into…
Books
Chinese whispers
Peter Ho Davies’s second novel, The Fortunes, is a beautifully crafted study, in four parts, of the history of the…
The key to a hidden kingdom
It’s a modern pastime to hypothesise about what makes a good relationship. One evening not long ago in a Berlin…
A view to a kill
A certain sort of male novelist will always aspire to be Joseph Conrad. The seedy cosmopolitanism of his fiction and…
Tales out of school
At first glance Sean O’Brien’s new novel appears to focus on England’s devotion to the past. Even its title carries…
Girls about town
On 8 June 1920 an old beggar woman sat against a wall in Kingsway holding a mongrel in her arms…
Crying Wolfe
He might be 85 but Tom Wolfe is going strong with a new book and a dustjacket photo that still…
Doctor who?
On 25 July 1865, during a heatwave, Dr James Barry died of dysentery in his London lodgings. A charwoman came…
No happy endings
Between agreeing to review this book and receiving it, I got worried. Like many, I adore Doctor Zhivago with its…
Gale-force lyricism
Centuries before their footballers learned giant-slaying ways, Icelanders knew how to startle the world with tall stories. In the moonscape…
All about C
In March 1981 Margaret Thatcher went to the hospital bedside of Maurice Oldfield, the former head of the Secret Intelligence…
Arts
Martha Argerich
This is the time of the year when the major performing arts companies announce their seasons for next year, beginning…
House style
Last Sunday, I went to see two of the greatest paintings in Britain — at least in the estimation of…
Where new is good
On Saturday night, the City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra makes its first appearance at the BBC Proms under its new…
When autumn comes
You know when late summer has arrived because conkers are starting to form on the horse chestnuts, your eagerness to…
Doctor Death
‘European premiere of classic American musical’ is a phrase that deeply alarms the experienced playgoer. As I tootled along to…
What’s the buzz?
Crystal Pite, the Canadian dancemaker who combines intellectual, emotional and physical intelligence in rare degree, is classically trained, but her…
Distant voices
One of the weirdest responses when someone close to you dies is the gradual realisation that now at last you…
Life
The yawn supremacy
The BBC has published a list of the 100 best films of the 21st century, compiled after consulting academics, cinema…
no. 423
Black to play. This is from Vachier-Lagrave–Anand, Sinquefield Cup, St Louis 2016. White has played to win a pawn but…
2275: Frame of reference
Seven words read clockwise round the perimeter, in alphabetical order. Each of eighteen clues contains a misprinted letter in the…
So it St Louis
From the humble status of wild-card entry at St Louis last year, the US Grandmaster, Wesley So (formerly of the…
Body talk
In Competition No. 2962 you were invited to supply a poem about a body part of an author of your…
to 2272: Holiday time
21 and 41 are definitions of SUMMER; RECESS defines each of the other unclued lights. First prize Rhiannon Hales, Ilfracombe,…
The Battle for Britain
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Pelican pie
Revisers of OED have made a pig’s ear of pelican pie, I fear. I’ve been reading for pleasure Peter Gilliver’s…
A toast to Provence
Friends have a house in Provence, near the foot of Mont Ventoux. Even in a region so full of charm…
The internet of stupid things
Back in the 1980s a colleague of mine was paranoid about being burgled. Before he went away on a two-week…





































































