CBD: Canberra Bubble Dweller

The CBD returns with low-emission bright sparks for these dark days

16 June 2019 7:46 pm

Our peeved yet perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: As CBD slowly recognises the need to reconcile oneself to the fact…

ScoMo’s Mal-formed ministry

28 May 2019 5:19 pm

Our peeved yet perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: CBD never contemplated recovery could occur so rapidly (physically, in the head,…

CBD: and now for the AA meetings

26 May 2019 4:53 pm

Our peeved yet perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: Excessive self-medication in the wake, if not at the wake, of the…

CBD: the people – ugh – have spoken

20 May 2019 5:16 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: CBD never understood how many nerve endings are ensconced in one’s sconce. CBD’s election…

CBD: it’s GULAG for government with SM stalled

17 May 2019 11:06 am

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: After today it’s virtually over. CBD is emotionally exhausted. The worry, the panic of…

Now ScoMo goes the GULAG on ‘freedom’?

16 May 2019 10:04 am

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: With three days to go there is still the frightful prospect of SM campaigning…

How the ‘Australian Greens’ part is letting down the GULAG

15 May 2019 3:57 pm

While CBD’s confidence of a GULAG victory is growing by the day, one does need to express disappointment with the…

Stay schtum, GULAGs: ScoMo’s Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae will win it for us

14 May 2019 4:07 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: CBD has consistently been warning GULAG not to go overboard. The Fabian approach is…

CBD: The GULAG’s got this, so all must have prizes

13 May 2019 5:11 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: Election 19 is crawling to the business end. This time next week CBD predicts…

Time to drop the binary bulldust and proudly proclaim ‘Happy Acknowledgement Day’?

12 May 2019 3:13 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: CBD reluctantly admits to some recidivist traits. One is love of parents. Given Mot—-…

He’ll get by with a little help from his friends

11 May 2019 11:38 am

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: CBD knows it’s Red Shield Appeal week, but instead wants to say Thank God…

CBD: Don’t Simon Birmingham and co know handshakes are bourgeois and condescending?

10 May 2019 9:36 am

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: What is it about handshakes? GULAG supporters recall with horror the 2004 Latham /Howard…

CBD: If the hard right would just shut up we could all live in peace and harmony

9 May 2019 1:27 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: Activism is to be celebrated, as is making a stand. Indeed BS’s mentor (Scally…

Throwing eggs is free speech at its best, but Israel Folau peddles fear and superstition

8 May 2019 5:02 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: It’s always pleasing when one’s opponents miss an opportunity. Especially when it is a…

CBD:Convince on climate change for a climate of change

7 May 2019 1:25 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: As the economic policies of the GULAG falter along with BS’s approval ratings it…

Poor little rich boys, your average boy better beware…

6 May 2019 3:10 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: What is it about some rich kids? They’re wonderful, aren’t they? Wallowing around in…

Whatever happens May 18 Our ABC is ready to steer democracy

5 May 2019 10:31 am

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: Regardless of the verdict of the visionless voters in Election 19 CBD can confidently…

The GULAG cause is so worthy no criticism can be tolerated

4 May 2019 12:31 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: The selfless activism of the Left has always been admired by CBD.  Commitment to…

CBD: the ABC is right not be bothered by the Great Humanitarian’s views on female genital mutilation

3 May 2019 12:21 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: CBD’s staple diet for news on any matter is the balanced yet progressive, inclusive…

CBD: BS and Nut Ally’s lovers tiff over who’s on top

2 May 2019 8:21 am

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: CBD grew up in a loving household where the parents (no gendering necessary) would…

CBD: Details? Details only distract from the vibe!

1 May 2019 7:49 am

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: The decisive victory by BS in the Leaders Debate has restored CBD’s faith in…

CBD: the coming workers’ paradise (artist’s impression only)

30 April 2019 8:02 am

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: CBD has finally found a working practical application of the GULAG vision splendid for…

CBD: how dare opinion polls disrupt the landslide narrative?

29 April 2019 5:51 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: While toiling a full six-hour day to ensure BS becomes PM the pressure is…

GULAG needs to recalibrate for the last three weeks

29 April 2019 8:04 am

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: CBD will be contributing regularly throughout the campaign. While CBD’s confession of taking heart…

CBD: Anzac, the woke day of the year down in MONAland

27 April 2019 3:41 pm

Our perspicacious political insider writes exclusively: CBD is usually at best ambivalent toward jingoistic celebrations. CBD’s moral superiority means CBD…