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Tinker, tailor, Abbott – spy?

4 November 2019

11:00 AM

4 November 2019

11:00 AM

Our non-cisgendered prominent political personage from the Progressive Canberra Cadre writes:

GULAG’s confidence in the public service has been reinforced by the fearless pursuit of the evil conservatives by those charged with protecting Australians from foreign interference.

How the hapless Lib/Nuts passed the Foreign Interference Transparency Scheme thinking CBD’s mates in the bureaucracy wouldn’t subvert it (oops, expose the threats of the hard right) and use it against their own is charming in its naivety.

Everyone knows that the real threat to the revolution and the dawn of the workers’ paradise is the hard right. People like Tony Abbott need to be checked to limit his capacity to stall the coming of the workers’ paradise.


And the beauty of the move by FITS is its chilling effect on other would-be hard right people.

The head of the FITS must surely be in line for a Public Service Medal. Australians all over are sleeping so much easier knowing people like Abbott are being followed while the Confucius Institutes are rightly left alone and the little Aldi bags embraced by Chinese Communist Party linked billionaires as a sign of their humble proletarian nature are rightly dismissed as being irrelevant. The hard right’s attempt to deflect attention from the real concerns has rightly been disregarded by the woke bureaucracy.

The attempt at moral equivalence between the untold evil that is Abbott and conservatism in comparison to a bit of financial assistance by a foreign power which is just a different form of foreign aid highlights the depths to which the hard sinks in its attempt to engage in subterfuge.

And as for the Aldi bag… just racism writ large.

Australians can sleep easy knowing the true evildoers are being brought to account without fear or favour. The workers’ paradise is a step closer.

The CBD contributed exclusively to Flat White throughout the 2019 election campaign – and we have not heard the last of him/her/zi yet.

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