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In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

No philanthropy, thanks, we’re leftists

11 June 2021 2:12 pm

The other day, Alexandria “She Guevara” Ocasio Cortez took to Twitter to complain how her “abuela” (grandma) in Puerto Rico…

The King Cnuts of coronavirus

11 June 2021 12:20 pm

In eleventh century England, King Cnut was told by his admiring courtiers that ‘there is nothing on earth that dares…

What is the purpose of our universities?

11 June 2021 4:00 am

Australia’s universities need to spend less time focussing on research and international students, and more time improving and safeguarding the educational…

Fighting for the truth about the Reef

10 June 2021 7:17 pm

It is an injustice that turtles are blown up in the Gulf of Mexico because American oil companies choose a…

Orwell in Danandrewstan

10 June 2021 5:08 pm

George Orwell must be looking down on the state of Victoria, rueing his lack of imagination. As dark as Orwell’s…

Australia must teach Britain to be brave on trade

10 June 2021 2:34 pm

In 2016, Boris Johnson bemoaned Brussels’ influence, and correctly identified the need for a post-Brexit Britain to make many free trade…

ScoMo is no Marcus Aurelius

10 June 2021 1:21 pm

Fans of Outsiders – Sky’s best current affairs program – will recall Ross Cameron and his love of the great Roman Emperor…

Three corona updates

10 June 2021 11:00 am

In the race to stupidity by the Australian state chief health officers, the three stellar performers, far ahead of all…

Beware the Human Resources Manager (let alone People & Culture)

10 June 2021 4:00 am

If you’re looking for the biggest losers in the culture wars, look no further than your HR manager.  Loathed in equal…

Tough love: behave, be humble and believe in something

9 June 2021 8:20 pm

A regular series of rules for life by Pete Shmigel, a former senior state and federal political advisor and CEO…

The ABC: still number four

9 June 2021 6:01 pm

A strange thing happened on the ABC’s Weekend Breakfast last Sunday. The regular news presenters – Johanna  Nicholson and Fauziah Ibrahim – are already…

It’s erotic if you use a feather. It’s only perversion if you use the whole peacock

9 June 2021 4:00 pm

Sensuality boutique Honey Birdette has come under fire for one of their video advertisements on display outside their stores in Australian shopping centres.  …

Andrews’ fumbling acolytes take Victoria to the brink

9 June 2021 12:07 pm

It’s all in a day’s work for the still absent, highly paid Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews. While Dan comfortably takes…

The G7, woke corporates and the end of capitalism

9 June 2021 4:00 am

The Bank of International Settlements, the G7 Finance Ministers and the Australian Securities and Investment Commission have amped up carbon emissions-based “climate…

The diminishing returns from our macho tobacco laws

8 June 2021 8:11 pm

For most people who work at the ATO, chasing tax evaders must be rather boring. They sit at their desks and review tax returns for undeclared income and ineligible…

The centre-right cannot hold

8 June 2021 6:04 pm

With apologies to WB Yeats and Joan Didion, the lost, snookered souls of the Australian electorate are now slouching, not…

How to win the Ashes using cancel culture

8 June 2021 4:06 pm

The suspension of English cricketer Ollie Robinson for poor form – not on the field but on Twitter — should…

While we were sleeping, New Zealand has lost a democracy

8 June 2021 2:35 pm

Jacinda Ardern believes New Zealand will become a republic.  It’s all right, though, because she’s not in a hurry. But…

Curious… The woker it gets, the greater the ADF’s PR problems

8 June 2021 1:01 pm

As the inimitable Sir Humphrey Appleby once opined, “Minister, two basic rules of government: Never look into anything you don’t…

Victorians need an alternative government

8 June 2021 4:00 am

If there is one thing that to be learned from NSW in the last 18 months, it is the fact…

Trans activists are stepping up their war on women

7 June 2021 7:16 pm

First, they came for the Christians and I complained a bit, then they came for the lesbians and I was…

Scott Morrison stands for nothing – and his kitchen cabinet thinks it’s great

7 June 2021 6:04 pm

The Spec Oz has been warning about this. Now it’s official. Scott Morrison stands for nothing. The Sun-Herald and Sunday…

Princess Annastacia versus the little people

7 June 2021 4:16 pm

The Queensland government is denying vaccinated parents of a newborn the right to see their baby while, at the same…

Trolling the Queen

7 June 2021 2:18 pm

The Ginger and the Whinger have welcomed a daughter into the world, Lilibet “Lili” Diana Mountbatten-Windsor. We should all be…

Twitter now claims to be an essential human right

7 June 2021 12:06 pm

Where to start?  Twitter outdid itself over the weekend when it ditched any semblance of modesty and decided to identify…