Flat White

In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

Is Australia cactus?

8 May 2025 7:47 pm

Divided by land, language, and law

Culturally, structurally, and ideologically rigged

8 May 2025 4:02 pm

Let me be clear, the federal election was rigged. Not with ballot stuffing or hacked machines but with something far…

Net Zero by 2050: nothing but a marketing slogan

8 May 2025 3:36 pm

A screen grab on Sky News Australia’s Outsiders during the election campaign showed Opposition Leader Peter Dutton saying words to…

Larrikins or lapdogs?

8 May 2025 1:37 pm

How we became the most compliant of nations

Time to say ‘goodbye’ to Welcome to Country

8 May 2025 12:56 pm

A furore erupted recently over people jeering and booing during a Welcome to Country ceremony on Anzac Day in Melbourne.…

Greens leader Adam Bandt is gone!

7 May 2025 4:24 pm

While I don’t like the Labor Party, the gracious exchanges between Peter Dutton and Anthony Albanese gave me some hope…

Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, I salute you!

7 May 2025 1:55 pm

One of the conservatives who understands Australia better than most politicians has been returned to the Senate for the Northern…

Understanding Pope Francis

7 May 2025 1:29 pm

Memories and perceptions of Pope Francis are many and varied. To give a few examples, some will remember him for…

Liberals for Liberalism

7 May 2025 12:52 pm

In the midst of a shock election night, Sky News Australia panellists Murray Watt and Andrew Clennell both agreed heartily…

What did the election result say about Australia?

7 May 2025 7:10 am

There was one small incident during the Voice Referendum that I never understood, and it has stayed with me. Standing…

Trump was not a significant factor, and that matters

6 May 2025 9:49 pm

Post-election there is always jockeying to write the narrative. Frequently these are either complete fantasy, or ‘faction’ – fiction based…

Dear LNP, think of Haidt!

6 May 2025 9:31 pm

The number of different post-mortems for the failure of the federal LNP may well soon outnumber the sands on Nine…

Zoe Daniel is done and dusted

6 May 2025 3:09 pm

It’s been an annoying weekend for conservatives, but the weather is always warm if you wait long enough: Zoe Daniel…

Let Barnaby Joyce lead

6 May 2025 7:30 am

Technically, the Liberal wing of the Coalition is larger but lately the Nationals have been stronger. This is unlikely to…

Musings from a Dickson MP now twice removed

6 May 2025 12:31 am

Early in the campaign, the following was begun with Flat White in mind. ‘It was the best of times, it…

Has the two-party system outlived its usefulness?

5 May 2025 11:48 pm

A popular English YouTuber made an interesting claim in response to Britain’s local elections on Thursday: the two major parties…

Voters want more hard Labor

5 May 2025 11:28 pm

With Labor’s sweeping victory at the 2025 election, future policy settings suggest themselves to ensure yet another term of Labor…

Time to make the Liberal Party great again

5 May 2025 11:17 pm

Australians have woken with a hangover. Whether from the resounding Labor win or the crushing Liberal defeat, it’s likely heads…

Liberals in name only

5 May 2025 11:12 pm

How factions have dismantled Australia’s alternative to Labor

Angus and Dan can save the Liberals

5 May 2025 12:36 pm

The mainstream media keep banging on about how the Coalition lost because they aren’t left enough. That is absolute nonsense.…

A great day for Albo’s Mediscam

5 May 2025 12:10 pm

Every time I see Albo wave his Medicare card around, I know he is gaslighting us. Labor has promised to…

Performative diplomacy?

5 May 2025 10:54 am

Australia’s greatest ever political strategist, Mark Textor, recently said to me: ‘People say that Donald Trump is erratic and unpredictable.…

Ukraine is not at war with Russia

5 May 2025 8:45 am

Nobody declared war ahead of the invasion of Ukraine. It is a universally outlawed illegal invasion mischaracterised as a war.…

Teal coffins, warm seats

4 May 2025 2:39 pm

While the voters wait for someone real

The Trump Effect on the Australian and Canadian elections

4 May 2025 1:07 pm

Revulsion at Trump almost certainly contributed to conservative defeats in two Anglosphere nations where Trump was simply not on the ballot