On the Other Channel, The Block contestants have what is called their ‘hero piece’. This is when you furnish your apartment with some bespoke item to make it more identifiable to celebrity stalkers who are in the market and likely to turn up on auction day.

So far Block hero pieces have included the $8,000 glowing brass bathtub that nobody likes, the narcissistic self-portrait that nobody wants and the baby grand piano that no one can play.