Cockburn

Donald Trump thinks Taylor Swift is ‘unusually beautiful’ but ‘probably doesn’t like Trump’

12 June 2024 4:08 am

Cockburn already pre-ordered Ramin Setoodeh’s book, set to be released on June 18. Titled Apprentice in Wonderland: How Donald Trump…

‘God hates pride,’ from the Colorado GOP to you

7 June 2024 12:33 am

“The month of June has arrived and, once again, the godless groomers in our society want to attack what is…

Can anti-Trump billboards from Republicans sway voters?

5 June 2024 5:39 am

Cockburn was driving down I-95 this weekend when he was suddenly accosted by Donna R., an elderly woman with a…

Did Donald Trump say the N-word?

31 May 2024 3:51 am

Just like clockwork, the allegations of racism are rolling in days after Donald Trump’s historic rally in the South Bronx.…

The Biden campaign is trying to hire a full-time memelord

24 May 2024 11:54 pm

In a desperate attempt to get the attention of young voters, the Biden for President campaign is looking to hire…

Trump’s Reich stuff

23 May 2024 2:23 am

Former president Donald Trump’s social media account shared a video Monday that sparked a Blitzkrieg among his harshest critics. The…

Place your bets: what drugs is Biden on?

22 May 2024 3:27 am

Who has a better chance of passing a drug test, Joe Biden or Hunter? At this point, Cockburn thinks it’s…

Joe Biden is raring to debate

16 May 2024 2:06 am

What began on Wednesday morning as a cringy campaign video has resulted in an official debate between Joe Biden and…

Banana skins from the UCLA encampment

1 May 2024 5:14 am

Cockburn wasn’t sure how he would occupy his time after the season finale of The Bachelor aired last month. As it turns…

Biden bookies’ 2024 favorite for first time in months

19 April 2024 3:29 am

The betting market often provides different insights from traditional polling. While most polls presently have Donald Trump with a slight…

Mitch McConnell stands against TikTok

10 April 2024 1:41 am

Mitch McConnel is tackling America’s biggest national security threat — TikTok. In a Senate speech Monday, McConnell implored his fellow…

Is Donald J. Trump International Airport on the horizon?

3 April 2024 4:12 am

As the 2024 presidential election picks up steam, so is the race to kiss up to the presumptive GOP nominee.…

The RNC becomes the Trump National Committee

13 March 2024 2:23 am

Donald Trump has a plan to turn the Republic National Committee into a “seamless operation” — and it involves cleaning…

Inside Bannon and Burra’s post-CPAC blowout

26 February 2024 7:34 am

National Harbor, Maryland “CPAC 2024 was a HUGE success!,” the conference’s account tweeted this morning. Cockburn isn’t sure how they’re…

Commander’s canine reign of terror comes to a close

23 February 2024 4:06 am

As war rages in Gaza and Ukraine, Joe Biden is preoccupied with another bloody battle, in the White House —…

Staffer filmed having gay sex in Senate office will not face charges

2 February 2024 4:15 am

The Senate’s gay sex scandal started with a bang, but has ended with a whimper. This morning, the Capitol Police…

WATCH: Joe Biden heckled by pro-Palestine activists at rally

24 January 2024 11:32 am

President Biden was in Manassas, Virginia this evening, at a rally intended to be focused on federal abortion rights, shortly…

Can anti-Trump conservatives slink back to MAGA?

17 January 2024 11:00 am

Former president Donald Trump delivered a resounding 30-point victory in the Iowa Caucuses Monday night and, according to polls, seems…

Judge Judy endorses Nikki Haley

10 January 2024 4:21 am

Reality TV heavyweight “Judge Judy” Sheindlin endorsed Nikki Haley for president on Tuesday. “I’m proud to endorse Nikki Haley because…

Rudy Giuliani’s bankruptcy baubles

22 December 2023 7:44 am

Rudy Giuliani may sometimes carry himself like the Grinch, but the former New York City mayor loves Christmas enough to…

How the Trump-Kardashian team-up came to an end

14 November 2023 9:57 am

Kim Kardashian was once cozy with the Trump White House. Together, the former president and the celebrity entrepreneur spearheaded criminal…

Donald Trump is UFC royalty

13 November 2023 9:11 am

Donald Trump’s ninety-one felony charges can’t keep him down, nor the thunderous applause of his fans. The former president and…

White House announces effort to counter Islamophobia as antisemitism rises

3 November 2023 11:35 pm

War is raging in Israel and Kamala Harris is holding down the home front with the same political aplomb she…

Another nude Biden pic scandal?

12 October 2023 4:21 am

There’s something about mirrors and cameras that the Biden men just can’t seem to resist — they are compelled to…

Commander Biden should have been raised right

6 October 2023 1:10 am

Another day, another Biden family member making an embarrassing faux pas. This time, it’s Commander Biden, the less-than-faithful German Shepherd…