Cockburn

Biden: MAGA is more extreme than Antifa, KKK

5 May 2022 12:20 pm

Being something of a barfly, Cockburn is used to overhearing tall tales, braggadocious orations, and outlandish accusations, also known as…

Is Joe Biden’s Easter bunny running the country?

20 April 2022 1:17 am

Cockburn has long regarded the Easter bunny as the least convincing of all the holiday-themed characters. Give him jelly beans,…

Trump endorses his clone, MAGAland freaks out

12 April 2022 3:10 am

Cockburn started his day yesterday afternoon scratching his head, and the confusion wasn’t due to a hangover (this time). “Trumpworld…

When Biden joked that he’d ‘beat the hell’ out of a congressman

9 April 2022 1:38 am

Five Guys has always been Cockburn’s first choice for a greasy cheeseburger — breakfast of champions, says he — but…

Atlantic journalist: I still don’t care about Hunter’s laptop

8 April 2022 2:03 am

Cockburn has accidentally left his laptop at plenty of bars in his day. Yet if you were to open it…

Five other award show moments that needed a slap

29 March 2022 5:46 am

Actor Will Smith delivered the slap heard ’round the world Sunday night at the 2022 Oscars ceremony, smacking comedian Chris…

Kamala Harris is the worst kind of diva

24 March 2022 3:53 am

Vice President Kamala Harris might not be the Queen of the White House, but she’s still demanding some R-E-S-P-E-C-T à…

NY Post shames intel officials who flacked for Hunter Biden

20 March 2022 3:15 am

Take Cockburn’s hand and let him whisk you back to the halcyon days of fall 2020. The presidential campaign was…

Why can’t the right build its own Twitter?

26 February 2022 2:49 am

Cockburn isn’t a great fan of social media. He prefers it to social distancing and social-justice warriors, but would much…

Biden’s weak words on the Russian invasion

25 February 2022 2:15 am

Vladimir Putin has invaded Ukraine, a chilling moment that cries out for a tough response. Thankfully, the president of the…

Exclusive: Biden finalizes terrible new Iran deal

24 February 2022 5:45 am

Several sources in the negotiating team in Vienna tell Cockburn we can expect a “new Iran deal” between the Biden…

The truckers are coming to Washington!

24 February 2022 4:30 am

The Canadian truckers might have been driven out of Ottawa, but a copycat protest is brewing in the United States.…

DC Republicans quietly comply with Covid restrictions

16 February 2022 3:31 pm

Conservatives in the DMV have been very loud in their opposition to mask and vaccine mandates — but how many…

Mask off, DC

15 February 2022 1:05 pm

The nation’s capital is finally dropping its vaccine and mask mandates…mostly. DC mayor Muriel Bowser reluctantly followed the science and…

Is the future of the American right at Mission Navy Yard?

12 February 2022 9:28 am

What is the future for American conservatism? That was the question posed at a Manhattan Institute event on Thursday night,…

The conservative case for reparations?

6 February 2022 3:02 pm

Clubhouse may be dead, but Cockburn hears from his niece that Twitter Spaces is the hot news tool for social…

Pelosi to Winter Olympians: shut up and dribble

5 February 2022 7:55 am

Apologies to woke athletes — Nancy Pelosi doesn’t want you to “use your platform” in Beijing. On Thursday, the House…

The Washington Redskins have a new name

3 February 2022 5:12 am

Normally Cockburn isn’t much of a sports fan, notwithstanding the occasional boozy tailgate for his local kickball team (which was…

Could this kitty swing the midterms for the Demo-cats?

29 January 2022 3:46 am

President Biden must not be feline optimistic about his paltry poll numbers, particularly after his landmark Build Back Better Act…

Capitol Hill Club falls out with conservative clientele

21 January 2022 12:22 am

The Capitol Hill Club, home to DC’s most high-profile Republicans since the 1950s, is on thin ice with its conservative…

Run, Hillary, run!

13 January 2022 7:25 am

Was there an ayahuasca retreat for normie Democratic pundits last weekend that Cockburn didn’t get an invitation to? He asks…

Leave Ted Cruz’s daughter alone!

12 January 2022 3:44 am

Ted Cruz’s thirteen-year-old daughter Caroline found herself in the sinister gaze of a blog called LGBTQNation this week. Cockburn is…

Why doesn’t Liz Cheney mention January 6 to her voters?

23 December 2021 6:45 am

Cockburn is eagerly anticipating a number of clashes in the 2022 midterm elections in under a year’s time. Chief among…

Bad boy: Bidens dump dog week before Christmas

22 December 2021 4:15 am

They say a dog is for life, not just for Christmas. Clearly that’s another old adage Joe Biden no longer…

The shamelessness of David Rothkopf

18 December 2021 4:15 am

David Rothkopf may not be Ron Klain’s favorite DC pundit. That title goes to Jennifer Rubin, the “conservative” Washington Post…