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My part-time boyfriend and I bonded over the Tooting Honey Toilets
A boyfriend’s for life, not just for Christmas. It’s no good me getting myself a nice cuddly man with whom…
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Go on, they said. Go on a date. Let your friend fix you up with a nice eligible man. Nothing…
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Go on, they said. Go on a date. Let your friend fix you up with a nice eligible man. Nothing…
The sabs hate us because we’re patriotic, top-rate tax-paying, law-abiding scum
‘You lot are a disgrace! Chasing after defenceless animals on horseback!’ The bearded anti was on his mountain bike on…
The sabs hate us because we’re patriotic, top-rate tax-paying, law-abiding scum
‘You lot are a disgrace! Chasing after defenceless animals on horseback!’ The bearded anti was on his mountain bike on…
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I got on a bus. Well, I wasn’t to know, was I? I just saw a bus stop by the…
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I got on a bus. Well, I wasn’t to know, was I? I just saw a bus stop by the…
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By the time you read this I will have delivered my long-awaited speech to the World Horse Welfare annual conference…
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By the time you read this I will have delivered my long-awaited speech to the World Horse Welfare annual conference…
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A letter has arrived summoning me to parents’ evening to discuss Cydney’s progress. Yes, I am aware that Cydney is…
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A letter has arrived summoning me to parents’ evening to discuss Cydney’s progress. Yes, I am aware that Cydney is…
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‘This is a two Voltarol day,’ I thought, as I popped another pill and settled into the bath after Darcy’s…
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‘This is a two Voltarol day,’ I thought, as I popped another pill and settled into the bath after Darcy’s…
Sabs don’t want to stop fox-hunting; they never did
Devotee of the old ways though I am, I can just about understand why a misguided animal lover might oppose…
Sabs don’t want to stop fox-hunting; they never did
Devotee of the old ways though I am, I can just about understand why a misguided animal lover might oppose…
Whoosh! I was addicted from the first gallop to the heavenly, godlike, immortal speed
The young lad behind the counter of the betting shop looked at me askance. ‘This horse is 200–1.’ ‘Yes. I…
Whoosh! I was addicted from the first gallop to the heavenly, godlike, immortal speed
The young lad behind the counter of the betting shop looked at me askance. ‘This horse is 200–1.’ ‘Yes. I…
I rode my own racehorse and was changed for ever
‘The last owner who tried to ride his own horse got tanked,’ said the trainer, looking up at me as…
I rode my own racehorse and was changed for ever
‘The last owner who tried to ride his own horse got tanked,’ said the trainer, looking up at me as…
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At least two insurances are going to have to go, as I grapple with fear of penury, I have decided.…
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At least two insurances are going to have to go, as I grapple with fear of penury, I have decided.…
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After pulling out of my flat sale and U-turning on the idea of moving to the Cotswolds, it took me…
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After pulling out of my flat sale and U-turning on the idea of moving to the Cotswolds, it took me…
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‘Are you afraid of falling over?’ asked the bored young radiologist, as he started filling out the forms. I had…
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‘Are you afraid of falling over?’ asked the bored young radiologist, as he started filling out the forms. I had…






























