If you wanted a political movement to succeed, the very last thing you’d do is wage war against pizza. You might as well ban bacon or put chocolate under rationing. This is how revolutions begin, or at least, it used to be back when the public had a spine.

Having successfully legalised the theft of people’s domestic gas supply in the name of ‘health’ and ‘climate change’, New York City has turned its authoritarian eye on its famous pizzerias.

Sure, New York City has a crime and drug problem which they ‘solve’ by not arresting people, and maybe they should think about addressing...