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In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

Cook statue vandalism: one of these reports is not like the others

15 June 2020 1:09 pm

In the early hours of yesterday, the statue of Captain James Cook in Sydney’s Hyde Park was vandalised, allegedly by…

Uproar in Danandrewstan: the inside story (or not)

15 June 2020 10:46 am

The following is a transcript of an interview with Chairman Dan Andrews conducted by Fake News late on Sunday evening…

Ultimo must fall

15 June 2020 5:00 am

Over the weekend, we saw police officers being punched, kicked and spat on. We saw riots, looting, property destroyed and…

Goodbye Giants, but I don’t need your virtue signalling

14 June 2020 5:03 pm

Dear Tony I have enclosed my 2019 GWS Premium Membership Card which you might like to pass onto one of…

Quick, we must rename Darwin!

14 June 2020 3:18 pm

The Black Lives Matter movement sweeping the globe has led to statues of controversial historical figures like slave traders and…

They know nothing

14 June 2020 11:53 am

So, now we are apparently living in what is called a “cancel culture”.   Removing historical TV shows and movies will not help anyone in trying to…

Collective guilt?

14 June 2020 5:00 am

The iconic flags flutter from masts behind the podium. A woman stands before the microphone dressed in black, her mask…

More movies that must be gone with the wind

12 June 2020 5:22 pm

Many have questioned the validity of censoring viewer consumption of particular movie and television titles.  My humble opinion is that…

How did a human rights abuser end up running the WHO – and how is he still there?

12 June 2020 2:49 pm

In 1348, the Black Death killed between 30 to 50% of the entire population of Britain. In one of the…

Albo lives matter?

12 June 2020 12:39 pm

You read it here first… Whatever you can say about Canberra’s shinybums, they have their ears to the ground. It’s…

Puck you, censors

12 June 2020 11:01 am

It appears as though the political correctness tidal wave that is sweeping the Western world, has claim yet another victim, and this…

Why we erect statues – and should keep them there

12 June 2020 5:00 am

Amid a world that seems hell-bent on tearing down statues in a cathartic frenzy, it is worth sparing a moment…

EXCLUSIVE: Extinction Rebellion’s shameful Holocaust memorial appropriation

11 June 2020 5:46 pm

One of the most poignant and best know memorial to the Holocaust is a sculpture in Budapest, Hungary, entitled Shoes…

Black Lives Matter protesters aren’t making history, but shallow gestures

11 June 2020 5:38 pm

Many are saying the events of the past fortnight – with marches against racism being held around the world –…

Mob rule is not ok

11 June 2020 1:25 pm

When a man with a sign “Black, white — all lives matter” is booed and physically attacked by an angry…

Brazen double standards expecting ABC to be bulletproof

11 June 2020 5:00 am

On Tuesday, it was announced the(ir) ABC expects to cut around 250 staff. Of course, sadly, that will mean more…

The left’s now all about past war, not class war

10 June 2020 4:53 pm

The political divide remains as strong as ever but the points of difference between left and right have changed. Where…

Andrew Jaspan, SOB, AM

10 June 2020 3:29 pm

The news that one of journalism’s most despised characters – Andrew “Jocky” Jaspan, (aka “the poisoned dwarf”) – had been “honoured…

The long adolescence of Clementine Ford

10 June 2020 1:07 pm

I hate mobs so I feel guilty criticising Clementine Ford. It’s hard, though, to feel sympathy for her. She’s a…

The(ir) ABC: it’s “appropriate that reasonable people of faith begin to refer to Trump as antichrist”.

10 June 2020 10:36 am

Don’t just jot it in your diary. Mark it in the annals of history; the day the ABC once and…

We need a new approach to saving and investment, not ScoMo’s Reno Rorts

10 June 2020 5:00 am

Y’all remember back in the good old days when the Prime Minister said the government wasn’t going to pick winners.…

Brutal history – or brutal present?

9 June 2020 6:05 pm

As the Black Lives Matter mantra sweeps the world, there is a view held by some that there is no…

My other coronavirus victims

9 June 2020 5:56 pm

To date, 103 people have died of coronavirus in Australia, none of them under the age of 40, and only…

Stamp duty has no place in a post corona economy

9 June 2020 2:00 pm

 I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a…

Why I am a racist*

9 June 2020 11:27 am

* And so, most likely, are you** ** According to the new nomenclature. I was born in another time and…