Cartoon

‘I’m a Vapire.’

Vapire

Percival 8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Every time I wake up it’s Brexit Day.’

Brexit day

Nick Newman 8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I want a Brexit-style divorce — with him as the UK.’

Divorce

Bernie 8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘It’s not a crash – it’s a correction!’

Car

Kipper Williams 8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Remember, lads — no inappropriate touching.’

Viking

Russell 8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘He left instructions but we can’t seem to follow them.’

Flatpacked

Bernie 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Warning! This programme contains graphic images.’

Warning

Russell 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve lost the Allen key.’

Ikea

Kipper Williams 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘That’s “hostess” if you don’t mind!’

Hostess

Bernie 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve lost track of which one’s talking right now.’

Interview

RGJ 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I hope this doesn’t degenerate into an elite city charity gala.’

Meat Market

Nick Newman 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have you considered a career in politics?’

Agent

A J Singleton 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

Hollywood

RGJ 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’m the head of the Tories’ social media campaign.’

Red box

Nick Cohen 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve apologised for past mistakes but to the Twitterati I’ll always be #abominable.’

Snowman

Royston 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have your cake, take a photo of it and eat it.’

Sayings

KJ Lamb 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘It’s the Prince William look.’

Prince William

Nick Newman 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Shelves

RGJ 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I can’t imagine why they ever thought we’d take their jobs away.’

Robots

Evans 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Your obsession with Victoriana is getting out of control.’

Sweep

Russell 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘You must try the Bitcoin diet – I lost a thousand pounds in a day!’

Bitcoin Diet

Bernie 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

New Calais border cheque

Calais border

Nick Newman 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Me too

RGJ 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Blood

Grizelda 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Noah

Adam Singleton 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

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