Nick Newman

Cricket

18 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘They’ve never forgiven us for George Washington retaking their airports.’

Envoy

11 July 2019 1:00 pm

Cancer

11 July 2019 1:00 pm

Frogmore

4 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘I won’t believe summer’s arrived until British Airways has gone on strike.’

Summer

27 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘With Boris, is it nine lives or nine wives?’

2 cats

20 June 2019 1:00 pm

Clouds

20 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘He’s overdosed on Boris.’

Paramedic

20 June 2019 1:00 pm

Tory drugs

13 June 2019 1:00 pm

ERG

13 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘Oh no — this isn’t Love Island, it’s Gove Island…’

Beach

6 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘Time for another leader…’

Cliff

30 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘Buy my book or I’ll write another.’

Book

30 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘I worry the British watch everything we do.’

Zoo

23 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘Fickle, selfish and cruel — but that’s politicians for you.’

Cats

23 May 2019 1:00 pm

Tory U-turn on shooting birds.

Shooting

9 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘It’s your outfit for meeting Mr Trump, Ma’am.’

Outfit

2 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘That’ll be £17, please.’

Exhibition

25 April 2019 1:00 pm

Marathon

25 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘You either love me or hate me.’

Marmotte

17 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘Enough about Fleabag — let’s talk about Brexit.’

Fleabag

17 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘I’ll travel to anywhere except April 2019.’

2019

11 April 2019 1:00 pm

Meeting

11 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘Are you available to take over as prime minister?’

Whelks

28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘When a butterfly flaps its wings in China, Speaker Bercow says something in Westminster.’

Chaos

21 March 2019 3:00 pm