Nick Newman

‘OK, try counting something other than Brexit benefits.’

Nick Newman 27 June 2026 9:00 am

‘Oh no! I’ll lose all my followers.’

Nick Newman 20 June 2026 9:00 am

More ChatGPT, Vicar?

Nick Newman 20 June 2026 9:00 am

‘Oh no! There’s no longer one born every minute.’

Nick Newman 13 June 2026 9:00 am

‘I don’t believe in Nicola Sturgeon.’

Nick Newman 6 June 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m Labour whereas she’s Labour.’

Nick Newman 6 June 2026 9:00 am

‘I just can’t believe Starmer isn’t completely finished yet!’

Nick Newman 30 May 2026 9:00 am

‘Did the Crooked Man buy the Crooked House courtesy of a crypto billionaire?’

Nick Newman 23 May 2026 9:00 am

‘Let’s hope Starmer is allowed to exit with dignity.’

Nick Newman 16 May 2026 9:00 am

‘Reform welcomes all donations.’

Nick Newman 16 May 2026 9:00 am

‘He may be a useless leader, but unfortunately there’s no one better’

Nick Newman 9 May 2026 9:00 am

‘Any advice on how to deal with a nutter?’

Nick Newman 2 May 2026 9:00 am

‘Does that mean more cock-ups?’

Nick Newman 25 April 2026 9:00 am

‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’

Nick Newman 25 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Of course it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’

Nick Newman 18 April 2026 9:00 am

‘They’ll crucify him for this’

Nick Newman 18 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Just when you think the doctors’ strike is over, it comes back.’

Nick Newman 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘If you have to ask the price you can’t afford it.’

Nick Newman 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘If you can remember the 1922 Committee you weren’t there.’

Nick Newman 4 April 2026 9:00 am

‘These free handouts are a betrayal of hardworking taxpayers!’

Nick Newman 4 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Fire, ambulance, or Kemi Badenoch?’

Nick Newman 28 March 2026 9:00 am

‘I fear they’ll come back to Britain.’

Nick Newman 7 March 2026 9:00 am

‘Prepare to drop incendiary Green party policies!’

Nick Newman 7 March 2026 9:00 am

The good news is you’re one step closer to the throne

Nick Newman 28 February 2026 9:00 am

‘One drop of dart frog toxin and you croak.’

Nick Newman 21 February 2026 9:00 am

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