Nick Newman

‘Let’s hope Starmer is allowed to exit with dignity.’

Nick Newman 16 May 2026 9:00 am

‘Reform welcomes all donations.’

Nick Newman 16 May 2026 9:00 am

‘He may be a useless leader, but unfortunately there’s no one better’

Nick Newman 9 May 2026 9:00 am

‘Any advice on how to deal with a nutter?’

Nick Newman 2 May 2026 9:00 am

‘Does that mean more cock-ups?’

Nick Newman 25 April 2026 9:00 am

‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’

Nick Newman 25 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Of course it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’

Nick Newman 18 April 2026 9:00 am

‘They’ll crucify him for this’

Nick Newman 18 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Just when you think the doctors’ strike is over, it comes back.’

Nick Newman 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘If you have to ask the price you can’t afford it.’

Nick Newman 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘If you can remember the 1922 Committee you weren’t there.’

Nick Newman 4 April 2026 9:00 am

‘These free handouts are a betrayal of hardworking taxpayers!’

Nick Newman 4 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Fire, ambulance, or Kemi Badenoch?’

Nick Newman 28 March 2026 9:00 am

‘I fear they’ll come back to Britain.’

Nick Newman 7 March 2026 9:00 am

‘Prepare to drop incendiary Green party policies!’

Nick Newman 7 March 2026 9:00 am

The good news is you’re one step closer to the throne

Nick Newman 28 February 2026 9:00 am

‘One drop of dart frog toxin and you croak.’

Nick Newman 21 February 2026 9:00 am

‘It’s like the surface of the A12 outside Romford.’

Nick Newman 21 February 2026 9:00 am

Bringing Peter Mandelson back from the dead was always going to end in disaster

Nick Newman 14 February 2026 9:00 am

‘Let us pay.’

Nick Newman 7 February 2026 9:00 am

‘Nigella’s a safe pair of entendres’

Nick Newman 31 January 2026 9:00 am

You can tell the Chinese government that we strongly object to their super embassy

Nick Newman 24 January 2026 9:00 am

‘I’ve come as Sheriff Jenrick.’

Nick Newman 24 January 2026 9:00 am

‘He came off Snowzempic.’

Nick Newman 17 January 2026 9:00 am

We’re doing Dry January – giving up water and sticking to alcohol

Nick Newman 10 January 2026 9:00 am

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