A J Singleton

Fines

9 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘You’ve got to cough up...’

ULEZ

11 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling for Brexit, and in the event of no Brexit, I’m stockpiling for Corbyn.’

Brexit

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘A card payment for your thoughts?’

Cash

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Well, at least the daffodils are out.’

Daffodils

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m in the mixed doubles.’

Tennis

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Oh no! We’ve woken up too early and haven’t missed Brexit!’

Tortoises

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘On a clear day you can see five county lines drugs rackets.’

Drugs

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

Sign

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Isn’t that typical? They’ve banned wood-burning covens.’

Wood burning

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘You’re Brexausted.’

Health

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

Self harm

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘He’s crashed out.’

Crashed

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

Santa

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Little green men

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘You’re stuck in a rut.’

Rut

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘The cat’s playing Brexit again…’

Cat brexit

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Well at least we always left a tip.’

Club

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Item 1: The apostrophe...’

Vote

27 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘There’s a Novichokolate on the pillow.’

KGB

20 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s a “kinder, gentler” anti-Semitism.’

Racism

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘A typical silly seasoning story...’

Slugs

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘They only got £90 million for House of Fraser...’

House prices

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

Bench

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘We used to think it was aliens, but now we think it’s Mrs May running round in circles.’

Aliens

9 August 2018 1:00 pm