A J Singleton

‘It says if you do visit Earth, don’t land at the airports.’

Alien guide

15 August 2019 1:00 pm

Crashed

8 August 2019 1:00 pm

Leak

18 July 2019 1:00 pm

Stab vests

4 July 2019 1:00 pm

Crimewatch

20 June 2019 1:00 pm

Plastic Straw

13 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘We should have gone off peak…’

Mountain

30 May 2019 1:00 pm

Ravens

23 May 2019 1:00 pm

Fines

9 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘You’ve got to cough up...’

ULEZ

11 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling for Brexit, and in the event of no Brexit, I’m stockpiling for Corbyn.’

Brexit

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘A card payment for your thoughts?’

Cash

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Well, at least the daffodils are out.’

Daffodils

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m in the mixed doubles.’

Tennis

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Oh no! We’ve woken up too early and haven’t missed Brexit!’

Tortoises

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘On a clear day you can see five county lines drugs rackets.’

Drugs

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

Sign

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Isn’t that typical? They’ve banned wood-burning covens.’

Wood burning

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘You’re Brexausted.’

Health

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

Self harm

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘He’s crashed out.’

Crashed

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

Santa

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Little green men

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘You’re stuck in a rut.’

Rut

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘The cat’s playing Brexit again…’

Cat brexit

1 November 2018 3:00 pm