Fat and sad

23 January 2020 3:00 pm

Man trapped

28 November 2019 3:00 pm

‘The almost painful sense of exquisite placement, the putting of one stone upon another, the joining, the connecting, the closure of space, the sense of containment, the ancient heaviness of baked clay, the rhythm of toil, warm pride in my aching back — to mention just a few of the thoughts imputed to me.’


29 August 2019 1:00 pm

‘My memory’s started to go, so we won’t, for example, always have Paris.’


2 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘... the non-bio ones with a bleaching agent, good for stubborn stains, not perfumed, the liquid gel ones, not the solid capsules or powder. In a green box, or sometimes pink, usually next to the economy own-brand powder boxes...’


28 June 2018 1:00 pm

Rapunzel has a bad hair day

Bad hair

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Now run along and remember — no inappropriate sniffing.’


12 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘I can’t imagine why they ever thought we’d take their jobs away.’


25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Saying it with flowers


21 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘All our ambulance crews are busy at the moment but please stay on the line — your heart attack is important to us.’


24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘If you’re a private patient, you’ll probably want to smile as you go through the scanner.’


24 August 2017 1:00 pm