Bernie

Horse Flu

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘I want to stockpile and she wants to declutter.’

Relate

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I seek peace, enlightenment and an alterative to the backstop.’

Peace

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

Blindfold

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I can’t go on — the pain is too great.’

Murray

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Wait — are we allowed beef tomatoes?’

Go vegan

10 January 2019 3:00 pm

Brexit means

3 January 2019 3:00 pm

Talk

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘We can get them all online.’

Online

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘The hot, dry summer has certainly affected the trees this year.’

Summer

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘If we knew the full details of Christmas, we might be inclined to vote for it.’

Turkeys

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘I swear I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.’

Vegan

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’m protesting at the price of petrol bombs.’

Protesting

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I was hoping for a piano but Mum got me these.’

Elton

22 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘There’s loads of kids around — is it half term?’

Cloud

15 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I identify as Woman Friday.’

Woman Friday

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

Davidson

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘At the moment we’re torn between these two...’

Coin

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve come as Jo Whiley.’

Jo Whiley

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

Cauldron

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘What I thought might be fun is, we sign a final deal which then immediately shreds itself.’

Brexit talks

11 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘It’s a dancing competition in which the judges give their scores, the public votes, and each week a couple are unfaithful.’

Boris

4 October 2018 1:00 pm

‘Wall-to-wall Brexit again today.’

Forecast

27 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Must you be so negative?’

Ice

27 September 2018 1:00 pm