Bernie

Watchtower

16 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘What sexuality is your sandwich?’

Lunch

9 May 2019 1:00 pm

50 Acre wood

2 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘You won’t mind walking to school then…’

Walk

25 April 2019 1:00 pm

Ayes

25 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘What would you recommend with the all-day breakfast?’

Wine

17 April 2019 1:00 pm

Uncertainty

11 April 2019 1:00 pm

TV

4 April 2019 2:00 pm

‘Philip, I’ve had an idea...’

Naked

4 April 2019 2:00 pm

‘Some people just keep on reoffending.’

Train cancelled

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

Dinner

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I don’t like the look of that chandelier.’

Only fools

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Well, that made a change from Brexit.’

TV

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Well, it won’t be long now until nothing happens again.’

Brexit news

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘My strategy is to go on losing until you come to your senses.’

Ladbrokes

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

Horse Flu

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘I want to stockpile and she wants to declutter.’

Relate

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I seek peace, enlightenment and an alterative to the backstop.’

Peace

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

Blindfold

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I can’t go on — the pain is too great.’

Murray

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Wait — are we allowed beef tomatoes?’

Go vegan

10 January 2019 3:00 pm

Brexit means

3 January 2019 3:00 pm

Talk

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘We can get them all online.’

Online

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘The hot, dry summer has certainly affected the trees this year.’

Summer

13 December 2018 3:00 pm