KJ Lamb

‘Ah, long warm summer evenings — what could be nicer than a gentle scroll?’

Summer

18 July 2019 1:00 pm

Emojinal

11 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘Point to where it hurts.’

Doctor

4 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full, which were left unattended and destroyed by controlled explosion.’

Nursery

27 June 2019 1:00 pm

Uniform

13 June 2019 1:00 pm

Closed

23 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘This year we decided to go for landfill.’

Planter

17 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘It’s the anger-management counsellor. She’s furious you missed your appointment.’

Anger

11 April 2019 1:00 pm

Milk

4 April 2019 2:00 pm

Football table

28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘We’ve created additional space by getting rid of the books.’

Library

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Fresh

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Least said, texted, tweeted, retweeted, Instagrammed, posted, uploaded, shared, blogged, vlogged and Snapchatted, soonest mended.’

Relate

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘I love your dress. It makes me look so much younger.’

Dress

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

Badger

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I need help — I can’t afford truffled gorgonzola and artisan olive sticks.’

Foodie bank

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Just something I picked up in the sales.’

Assault

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘See it, pay it, sorted.’

Tickets

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We come bearing gift receipts.’

Exchange

3 January 2019 3:00 pm

Alice in Winter Wonderland

Alice

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Christmas is coming, the geese are putting themselves at risk of obesity-related diseases.’

Bed

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Do you want to watch this quiz programme or not? I’m going to have to press you for an answer.’

Quiz

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Product misplacement

Product

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Out

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Alice in Cineworld

Munch

18 October 2018 2:00 pm