KJ Lamb

‘He’s been sent home for politicising the egg and spoon race.’

KJ Lamb 20 June 2026 9:00 am

‘I’d like my upper lip stiffened, but leave a wobble in the lower one to show I’m in touch with my emotions.’

KJ Lamb 13 June 2026 9:00 am

Guess the name of the next PM

KJ Lamb 30 May 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m sorry, Marjorie – I just don’t have the headspace for this.’

KJ Lamb 23 May 2026 9:00 am

‘Norman would like you to set a timetable for your departure.’

KJ Lamb 23 May 2026 9:00 am

‘This is Kevin – my personal shoplifter.’

KJ Lamb 9 May 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m worried that people won’t like me now they’re finding out about my dark side’

KJ Lamb 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Would you like a non-overtly-Christian hot bun?’

KJ Lamb 4 April 2026 9:00 am

‘So, what’s our next move?’

KJ Lamb 21 March 2026 9:00 am

‘Well everyone – Norman’s definitely a man.’

KJ Lamb 14 March 2026 9:00 am

‘How influencer-endorsed is the duck?’

KJ Lamb 21 February 2026 9:00 am

It followed her to school one day, which was not against the rules as it was her support animal

KJ Lamb 14 February 2026 9:00 am

‘You’ve had work done, haven’t you?’

KJ Lamb 31 January 2026 9:00 am

The art of the meal deal

KJ Lamb 17 January 2026 9:00 am

Seashells

KJ Lamb 10 January 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m afraid that the festive good cheer wasn’t sustainable.’

KJ Lamb 3 January 2026 9:00 am

‘These feelings of elf-loathing – are they affecting your work?’

KJ Lamb 13 December 2025 9:00 am

Amazon

KJ Lamb 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘And I’d vote Reform.’

KJ Lamb 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘Message from the Hendersons – they’re sorry we didn’t quite make their Christmas card list this year, but Happy Christmas anyway.’

KJ Lamb 13 December 2025 9:00 am

You will meet a tall dark stranger

KJ Lamb 22 November 2025 9:00 am

Ah! The village Green

KJ Lamb 8 November 2025 9:00 am

Dept for migration

KJ Lamb 1 November 2025 9:00 am

Trigger or treat?

KJ Lamb 25 October 2025 9:00 am

‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’

KJ Lamb 25 October 2025 9:00 am

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