KJ Lamb

‘This year we decided to go for landfill.’

Planter

17 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘It’s the anger-management counsellor. She’s furious you missed your appointment.’

Anger

11 April 2019 1:00 pm

Milk

4 April 2019 2:00 pm

Football table

28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘We’ve created additional space by getting rid of the books.’

Library

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Fresh

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Least said, texted, tweeted, retweeted, Instagrammed, posted, uploaded, shared, blogged, vlogged and Snapchatted, soonest mended.’

Relate

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘I love your dress. It makes me look so much younger.’

Dress

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

Badger

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I need help — I can’t afford truffled gorgonzola and artisan olive sticks.’

Foodie bank

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Just something I picked up in the sales.’

Assault

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘See it, pay it, sorted.’

Tickets

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We come bearing gift receipts.’

Exchange

3 January 2019 3:00 pm

Alice in Winter Wonderland

Alice

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Christmas is coming, the geese are putting themselves at risk of obesity-related diseases.’

Bed

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Do you want to watch this quiz programme or not? I’m going to have to press you for an answer.’

Quiz

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Product misplacement

Product

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Out

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Alice in Cineworld

Munch

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘We’ve just weaned her onto taking photos of solid food.’

Dinner

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Books about architecture? Certainly, they’re on the 457th floor.’

Books

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Rich man, poor man, beggar man, person in need of a hug…’

Bowl

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

Fitbit

26 July 2018 1:00 pm

Vows

26 July 2018 1:00 pm

Tunnel of love

12 July 2018 1:00 pm