Grizelda

‘He’s so angry with the Tories he’s sticking his Lib Dem membership back.’

Angry

17 April 2019 1:00 pm

Party

11 April 2019 1:00 pm

Vote

4 April 2019 2:00 pm

‘Do you have to give me a bedtime Ted talk?’

Bed

28 March 2019 3:00 pm

Paint

28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Who funds you?’

Funds

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Finally we can move on to some form of consensus.’

Meeting

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Death

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling riot gear.’

Pile

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘They’re equally nightmarish.’

Life

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

Twitter

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

Toys

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I trust that none of us will be affected by these tough decisions.’

Tough decisions

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

Us and them

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘We’ll pay more attention to you once Brexit is over.’

Pay attention

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We’ve renamed our science-fiction section.’

Shelf

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘But it’s nice pollution!’

Heat

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Can’t we just go back to screaming at each other?’

Dialogue

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Then we add all the hidden sugar, salt and fat…’

Food

10 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘You didn’t swear at me! How was I supposed to know it was urgent?’

Office

3 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Bloody elites.’

Elites

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Stop arguing! This is going on social media.’

Social media

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘You’re writing Christmas cards, not tweets!’

Tweets

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘For goodness sake! Turn your cabinet resignations app off.’

Resignations

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Yes, a lot of people have died of boredom since Brexit.’

Died

6 December 2018 3:00 pm