Cartoon

‘Let’s hope this celebration of chocolate isn’t hijacked by religion.’

Eggs

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘Everyone knows that the camera adds pounds.’

Scales

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘Now he knows what it’s like to be in a black hole.’

Hawking

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘It’s unforgivable — getting caught.’

Balls

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘I’ve gone plastic free.’

Bath ducks

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘Waiter, could you ask the couple on the next table if they could speak up?’

Dining

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

Tesco party

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘He would have had less trouble if he’d shacked up with Stormy Daniels.’

Stormy

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

Hat

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘Excuse me, would you mind complaining about our phones more quietly?’

Transport

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘I’ll take those three.’

Eggs

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

Snack

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘As you can see, Gerald here is deeply religious.’

Easter bunny

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

Bear

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

Homes

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘I enjoy living hand to mouth.’

Living

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘We want it to make up its own mind.’

Polar bear

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘And your partner — is he locally sourced?’

Green Life

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

Pet

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Relax – the Novichok will get you before the cyber attack.’

Virus

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

Unilever

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

March hare

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

Condiments

15 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Mum, Dad, what’s civilisation?’

Civilisation

15 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Not THE Peter Rabbit?!’

Peter Rabbit

15 March 2018 3:00 pm