Wilbur

‘Andy Burnham will rescue us.’

Wilbur 1 August 2026 9:00 am

‘Would you care to tip?’

Wilbur 1 August 2026 9:00 am

‘How many prime ministers have I missed?’

Wilbur 25 July 2026 9:00 am

In Out

Wilbur 18 July 2026 9:00 am

‘Taking cash from fraudsters, or their mothers, is never a good idea.’

Wilbur 18 July 2026 9:00 am

‘I think I preferred it when she was doomscrolling.’

Wilbur 27 June 2026 9:00 am

‘There’s a new left-wing government forecast.’

Wilbur 27 June 2026 9:00 am

‘I’ve found a sweet “How to Avoid a Social Media Ban” guide on TikTok.’

Wilbur 20 June 2026 9:00 am

‘The Americans have never understood football.’

Wilbur 13 June 2026 9:00 am

‘What’s Radio 4?’

Wilbur 6 June 2026 9:00 am

Visions of the future

Wilbur 30 May 2026 9:00 am

We can’t even get our Ryan to leave his bedroom

Wilbur 30 May 2026 9:00 am

His inner monologue is in the third person

Wilbur 23 May 2026 9:00 am

‘It’s the best stalking horse we can muster.’

Wilbur 16 May 2026 9:00 am

‘I listened to the King’s Speech – but now I’m really going for it.’

Wilbur 16 May 2026 9:00 am

‘I don’t like the Greens’ policies on small boats.’

Wilbur 16 May 2026 9:00 am

‘The shooter’s a total whack job’

Wilbur 2 May 2026 9:00 am

50% of dogs…

Wilbur 2 May 2026 9:00 am

Moon cow

Wilbur 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Language! You’re not the President of the USA.’

Wilbur 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘I am doing the Easter egg hunt with my AI-enabled drone.’

Wilbur 4 April 2026 9:00 am

Phone from birth

Wilbur 4 April 2026 9:00 am

‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’

Wilbur 28 March 2026 9:00 am

‘Any mention of the environment?’

Wilbur 28 March 2026 9:00 am

‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’

Wilbur 21 March 2026 9:00 am

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