Wilbur

‘The shooter’s a total whack job’

Wilbur 2 May 2026 9:00 am

50% of dogs…

Wilbur 2 May 2026 9:00 am

Moon cow

Wilbur 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Language! You’re not the President of the USA.’

Wilbur 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘I am doing the Easter egg hunt with my AI-enabled drone.’

Wilbur 4 April 2026 9:00 am

Phone from birth

Wilbur 4 April 2026 9:00 am

‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’

Wilbur 28 March 2026 9:00 am

‘Any mention of the environment?’

Wilbur 28 March 2026 9:00 am

‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’

Wilbur 21 March 2026 9:00 am

‘I wouldn’t fancy taking over from Keir Starmer.’

Wilbur 14 March 2026 9:00 am

I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk

Wilbur 7 March 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’

Wilbur 7 March 2026 9:00 am

Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now

Wilbur 28 February 2026 9:00 am

‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’

Wilbur 28 February 2026 9:00 am

I remember when all this was fields

Wilbur 21 February 2026 9:00 am

‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’

Wilbur 21 February 2026 9:00 am

‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’

Wilbur 14 February 2026 9:00 am

Roses are red

Wilbur 14 February 2026 9:00 am

‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’

Wilbur 7 February 2026 9:00 am

‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’

Wilbur 7 February 2026 9:00 am

‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’

Wilbur 31 January 2026 9:00 am

‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’

Wilbur 31 January 2026 9:00 am

‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

‘At least we’ve got water.’

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

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