Wilbur

‘I’m afraid the pumpkins are very small this year.’

Wilbur 26 September 2026 9:00 am

‘Tourist taxes apply.’

Wilbur 19 September 2026 9:00 am

‘I failed my A-levels.’

Wilbur 29 August 2026 9:00 am

‘I wouldn’t go in there after dark!’

Wilbur 29 August 2026 9:00 am

‘Richard Tice says we should enjoy the heat.’

Wilbur 22 August 2026 9:00 am

Tourists go home

Wilbur 22 August 2026 9:00 am

‘We struggle to keep the garden under control these days.’

Wilbur 22 August 2026 9:00 am

‘I hope you’ve installed aircon by the time I get back.’

Wilbur 15 August 2026 9:00 am

The Rodyssey

Wilbur 8 August 2026 9:00 am

‘Where did you get this leg of spider?’

Wilbur 8 August 2026 9:00 am

‘Andy Burnham will rescue us.’

Wilbur 1 August 2026 9:00 am

‘Would you care to tip?’

Wilbur 1 August 2026 9:00 am

‘How many prime ministers have I missed?’

Wilbur 25 July 2026 9:00 am

In Out

Wilbur 18 July 2026 9:00 am

‘Taking cash from fraudsters, or their mothers, is never a good idea.’

Wilbur 18 July 2026 9:00 am

‘I think I preferred it when she was doomscrolling.’

Wilbur 27 June 2026 9:00 am

‘There’s a new left-wing government forecast.’

Wilbur 27 June 2026 9:00 am

‘I’ve found a sweet “How to Avoid a Social Media Ban” guide on TikTok.’

Wilbur 20 June 2026 9:00 am

‘The Americans have never understood football.’

Wilbur 13 June 2026 9:00 am

‘What’s Radio 4?’

Wilbur 6 June 2026 9:00 am

Visions of the future

Wilbur 30 May 2026 9:00 am

We can’t even get our Ryan to leave his bedroom

Wilbur 30 May 2026 9:00 am

His inner monologue is in the third person

Wilbur 23 May 2026 9:00 am

‘It’s the best stalking horse we can muster.’

Wilbur 16 May 2026 9:00 am

‘I listened to the King’s Speech – but now I’m really going for it.’

Wilbur 16 May 2026 9:00 am

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