Geoff Thompson

Fewer

28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘It’s true, knife crime is getting worse.’

Stabbed

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Are you a Leaver or a Remainer?’

Leaver

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Takes himself a bit seriously, that one.’

Penguin

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Before you say it, no — you can’t hand in a marriage licence.’

Licence

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘Evening Bob, how did Dry January go?’

Dry January

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

List

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

Party

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Santa’s an equal opportunities employer!’

Equal opportunities

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Leave means leave!’

Leave means leave

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘We try to replicate their natural environment as accurately as possible.’

Environment

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like.’

Gallery

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

Talk

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Do I drink to excess? Hell, I’ll drink to anything!’

Drink

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I didn’t realise there was a service charge.’

Plate

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Things have changed since I was a lad.’

Change

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

Wine

11 October 2018 2:00 pm

Instagram

20 September 2018 1:00 pm

Torture

20 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Miro, Miro, on the wall...’

Art

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s at a rather advanced stage...’

Advanced

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It might look better in portrait than in landscape.’

Chart

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling in case of a no deal.’

Stockpiling

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

Oust

12 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘I have a fear of frying.’

Frying

28 June 2018 1:00 pm