Cartoon

‘Are you a Leaver or a Remainer?’

Leaver

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

Naked

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

Butterfly

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I trust that none of us will be affected by these tough decisions.’

Tough decisions

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Takes himself a bit seriously, that one.’

Penguin

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m in the mixed doubles.’

Tennis

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

Horse Flu

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘Oh no! We’ve woken up too early and haven’t missed Brexit!’

Tortoises

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘At least Chris Grayling isn’t in charge of the ferry.’

Ferry

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘Before you say it, no — you can’t hand in a marriage licence.’

Licence

16 February 2019 9:00 am

Us and them

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘Brexit? I’m stockpiling for a new statue of Thatcher.’

Paint

16 February 2019 9:00 am

Talks

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘Least said, texted, tweeted, retweeted, Instagrammed, posted, uploaded, shared, blogged, vlogged and Snapchatted, soonest mended.’

Relate

16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘I got a tattoo.’

Trees

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Haven’t we been punished enough?’

Prison

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘A bit late for that — they’ve already appointed Nick Clegg.’

Self harm

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘On a clear day you can see five county lines drugs rackets.’

Drugs

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

Winter watch

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I want to stockpile and she wants to declutter.’

Relate

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I seek peace, enlightenment and an alterative to the backstop.’

Peace

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘A woman aged 55 could have painted it.’

Art

7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘It’s worried about food shortages.’

Food shortage

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘If they ban ground-level letterboxes we’re in serious trouble, Arrietty.’

Borrower

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Evening Bob, how did Dry January go?’

Dry January

31 January 2019 3:00 pm