Another day, another shortage. Could anything be worse than living through the dreaded toilet paper wars or the more recent lettuce crisis?
Thank goodness some logic has been applied to these deficits. After all, it’s quite understandable that lettuce has become the new toilet paper, so to speak. The rationale being that you can do more than wipe your derriere with it, although at $11.99
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