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Reform engages ‘God mode’ campaigning against Green Party

Vote Green, get illegals...

7 May 2026

2:05 AM

7 May 2026

2:05 AM

Reform, Maga, One Nation, and whatever is going on in Europe are not exactly the same conservative movement, but it’s fair to say they share a vibe.

All were formed with the knowledge that legacy conservative parties are dying.

But critically, not the spirit of conservatism itself.

The stories of their demise are bespoke to the generational cast of characters that set each party on the path of ill-health. What we can say is that their simultaneous collapse hints at a lifespan for organised conservatism which is, at its core, a rebellion against the natural authoritarian state of government.

Tyranny is forever, but liberty must wash itself clean of corruption and factional intrigue regularly or risk becoming the very thing it exists to oppose.

The so-called ‘populist’ movements aren’t really new. They are closer to being echoes of the grand old parties in their infancy when the enemy of free society was more easily defined.

And while it appears that at least some of these movements have (or will) replace their predecessor, their ability to defeat the insane and dangerous ‘left’ is less certain.

The regimes dominated by progressives have not yet manifested dictatorship, but several generations of citizens have been effectively brainwashed by the ‘long march’ through the institutions. They want a dictatorship. This is an extremely serious problem for a conservative coup attempting to appeal to critical reasoning, truth, and commonsense. These are the first sacrifices of indoctrination. If social media interviews taken from within these radicalised rallies are accurate, a party such as Reform must first shake voters awake before they can be reasoned with.

The old approach of ‘hoping’ economic desperation will do ‘the waking’ is not only lazy, it is an act of terrible neglect which watches passively as the entire population is drawn into poverty for the sake of ‘education’. By absolving themselves of the culture wars, our Liberal Party, for example, has made the task of the true reformer so much harder and, some fear, potentially impossible. Western democracy is the rarest form of political system in history. It was born yesterday and it could die tomorrow. The ‘born to rule’ and ‘she’ll be right’ politicians of the world do not deserve history’s kindness.

Donald Trump is President of the US and leader of the free world, but Nigel Farage is the one with the task of saving the heart of Western Civilisation. If he were to succeed, his would be the enduring victory for which generations would owe him an unanswerable debt.

But how – how – do you shake the masses from their shared delusion?


Reform UK may have the answer.

On May 4, deliberate, no doubt, they launched a policy so abrasive it is effectively sacrilege to an increasingly cult-like leftwing alliance.

VOTE GREEN. GET ILLEGALS.

It does what it says on the box. If Reform wins government, they will make good on their promise to begin deporting all illegal migrants from Britain. At least 2 million have arrived in the last 25 years, many of whom were given permanent residency. Even then, there are still around 1 million the government could deport and, as Zia Yusuf details, doing so will require the construction of deportation centres that hold tens of thousands of people.

Reform is going to build them in areas that voted Green.

It’s obvious retaliation for all the peaceful rural towns and villages that have been inundated with thousands of illegal migrants and subsequently subjected to crime, assault, and sexual attacks on women.

These townships are saying many of these illegal migrants are dangerous, the crimes keep tallying, and yet Green voters, shielded in rich areas of major cities, never experience first-hand the consequences of allowing the third world to pour across the English Channel.

Yusuf said:

‘A Reform government will not put any migrant detention facilities in any constituency with a Reform MP. Nor will we put them where Reform controls the council. And of the remaining areas, we will prioritise Green controlled parliamentary constituencies and Green controlled councils to locate the detention centres. If you vote Green, there’s a good chance you will.’

It’s very similar to what Labour does when it offers publicly-funded handouts to voters to entice them at the ballot box. The left have been misusing the Treasury for campaign purposes under the guise of ‘welfare’ and ‘social justice’ for decades. Turnabout is fair play, as they say.

‘This is an important exercise in democratic consent, not just for our mass deportation policy, but for where the detention centres are placed. Given Zack Polanski (leader of the UK Green Party) openly advocates for open borders, I look forward to their warm embrace of this policy.’

To be more direct, this policy is about exposing the raw hypocrisy of the Green Party, not only in the UK, but across the Western world.

The party that doesn’t want borders is now forced to explain why illegal migrants are both virtuous and not welcome in Green seats.

The Green Party principles page reads:

‘The Green Party wants to see a world without borders, until this happens, the Green Party will implement a fair and humane system of managed immigration where people can move if they wish to do so. The Green Party believes that migration is not a criminal offence under any circumstances … the Green Party seeks to establish a system that recognises that all migrants are treated as citizens in waiting.’

The Green Party couldn’t be clearer: they want migrants. But they don’t want them.

Any argument the Green Party and its supporters make from this point forward, and believe me, they are spewing all manner of nonsense on social media, aids Reform’s material point about hypocrisy.

The more Green voters fight against migration centres, the weaker the Green Party election platform becomes. Which is a rather fitting punishment, considering they casually ditched the environment in favour of social justice, free Palestine, and open borders.

This will be a propaganda campaign to watch.


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