From The Conservation, that university funded website for academics who would really rather be breakfast TV hosts, a cracker:

Having read the, er, paper, Flat White believes in this age without Dolly Doctor Amanda Palmer has already covered that needs to be known on the subject in a far more succinct and entertaining manner:

But the piece doesn’t finish without a terrible warning from The Conversation’s chief chipmunk, Misha Ketchell, a writer so bad he was given the arse from Crikey, about the influence of “vested interests” on reporting.

If young Misha has got some tales of quasi-Masonic or minge-mafia organisations operating in the shadows of the pube-trimming debate, they would make a far better read.

Got something to add? Join the discussion and comment below.