Mothers Day offers an interesting point of reflection for Australia this year. It’s a week before the election and Australians will ultimately have to decide who wins this bitter custody battle.

On the one side, we have our mother dearest, ScoMo, who we know has the best of intentions, but seems willing to sacrifice those morals to curry favour for this election, with promises of fast toy trains under the Government’s Plan for Australia’s Future Population that we know deep down will never come to fruition.