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Has Kanye been recruited by The Greens?

19 April 2018

7:37 AM

19 April 2018

7:37 AM

When news broke that Mike Pompeo reportedly had a secret meeting with Kim Jong Un, it seemed the world couldn’t possibly become more bizarre.

Have world leaders been testing substances for Senator Di Natale’s drug law reform policy?

Then, the curious stick was passed around the joint again and Kanye West announced he’s writing a book of philosophy, which will be called ‘Break the Simulation’.

Perhaps the Green’s plan to legalise cannabis is already into testing phase?


The unlikely concept emerged in an interview published by Pret-a-Reporter in which Kanye’s talking with Belgian designer Axel Vervoordt. It’s possibly the number one conversation of 2018 so far that everyone wishes we hadn’t heard.

“I’ve got a concept about photographs, and I’m on the fence about photographs – about human beings being obsessed with photographs – because it takes you out of the now and transports you into the past or transports you into the future,” Kanye said. “It can be used to document, but a lot of times it overtakes [people]. People dwell too much in the memories. People always wanna hear the history of something, which is important, but I think it there’s too much of an importance put on history.”

What a load of haute defecation.

He went on to compare himself to the late Stephen Hawking, and also claimed, “I don’t wish to be number one anymore, I wish to be water”.

Today he has offered, “Stop playing chess with life”.

The cluster crap of a convo has lead some to speculate Kanye is the latest recruit to The Greens and has indeed been testing substances for Di Natale.

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