Happiness is a chainsaw and a maul in the rain and the mud

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Provence in the rain is as miserable as anywhere else but Charlie came to the rescue with his power tool

Why did Goya’s sitters put up with his brutal honesty?

10 October 2015 9:00 am

In the National Gallery’s new exhibition, Goya: The Portraits, you see a talented provincial become a modern master

I rode my own racehorse and was changed for ever

10 October 2015 9:00 am

I have always felt I can trust my horse with my life; that day I found out exactly what that meant

Oh, how I will miss the plastic bag!

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Its demise may be a rare and heartening sign of our lack of selfishness but life will never be so easy again

Cats, whisky and modernity: the J.G. Ballard I knew

10 October 2015 9:00 am

'The only truly alien planet is Earth,' Ballard once told me. A new film adaptation of Ballard's High-Rise shows what he meant

Bridge

10 October 2015 9:00 am

There’s no doubt about it: I’m an addict. A BBO addict. Since the Bermuda Bowl began, nearly a fortnight ago,…

Black death

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Joseph Henry Blackburne was the leading British tournament player towards the end of the 19th century. It could be said…

Why I’m stepping down after 28 years as The Spectator pop critic

10 October 2015 9:00 am

In the past three decades, pop's place in culture has changed drastically, drifting out of reach and away from people's lives

Puzzle no. 382

10 October 2015 9:00 am

White to play. This is from Blackburne-Schwarz, Berlin 1881. What is the best way to deal with the knight check?…

Threesome

10 October 2015 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2918 you were invited to submit a poem composed entirely of three-letter words. ‘This is the most…

2232: Ups and downs

10 October 2015 9:00 am

The unclued lights, in one case paired, are all suggested by a thematic phrase (two words), which is set out…

To 2229: Gnome

10 October 2015 9:00 am

The PROVERB (35) (in ODQ), associated with the KENNEDY (19) FAMILY (31), was ‘A rising tide lifts all boats’. EDIT…

Charles Moore’s notes: Boris’s brilliance; Labour’s Joe McCarthy

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Plus: The rage of Denis Healey; a clarification for Sir Geoff Palmer; and why there’s no party for my new book

Edmund de Waal’s diary: Selling nothing, and why writers need ping-pong

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Plus: Literary speed dating at Yale, and an installation near Salisbury

Look beyond ‘Girl with a Pearl Earring’ in The Hague

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Holland’s most painterly city is beautiful in autumn

The weird truth about the word ‘normal’

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Praise, insult, sexual euphemism – what an extraordinary range of meaning

Manchester has marvellous wines, and it’s not finished yet

10 October 2015 9:00 am

This was a great city once. It will be so again

Dear Mary: How can girls avoid freezing in cold marquees?

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Also, how to tell people they have a massive blackhead, and how to deal with good friends who are bad musicians

We let programmers run our lives. So how’s their moral code?

10 October 2015 9:00 am

When unethical behaviour is embedded in software, as it was at VW, bosses often don’t have a clue

Battle for Britain

10 October 2015 9:00 am

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What I learnt trying to buy lunch for an anti-Tory protestor

10 October 2015 9:00 am

This wasn’t a ‘Trot’ or an ‘anarchist’; this was an ordinary woman re-engaged by Corbyn-mania

This year, Catholic conservatives are ready for Pope Francis

10 October 2015 9:00 am

His Synod on the Family may not be the big reforming step he expects

Lingua malcolma

10 October 2015 9:00 am

There is a breath of fresh air that has wafted through our political system over the last three weeks, ushering…

Portrait of the week

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, told  the Conservative party conference in Manchester: ‘We need a national crusade to get…

This is the Tories’ golden chance to seize the centre ground

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Now is the time to show why modern Conservatism is the surest way of bringing about a stronger, fairer society