2744: Fiddles

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Spectator Competition: Budding poets

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Comp. 3441 invited you to use the opening of Philip Larkin’s poem ‘Trees’ as a starting point for your own.…

No. 891

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When I was young Reform were really popular

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Varsity Match

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‘We’ll wake up on 8 May and realise that the Conservative party’s gone’: Inside Reform’s plan to devour the Tories

21 March 2026 9:00 am

When Zia Yusuf first walked into the headquarters of Reform UK, he gestured at the empty room and asked: ‘Where’s…

The ancient Greeks are to blame for the Oscars

21 March 2026 9:00 am

The Oscars mark the end of the awards season, with their annual rituals of self-applause to which actors are so…

The West should double down on the Iran war

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Donald Trump may be the volatile leader of an unstable coalition. America’s numerous interventions in the Middle East may have…

How the army can rediscover its fighting spirit

21 March 2026 9:00 am

The seemingly endless debate about the hollowness of our armed forces has concentrated on size, technical capability and sustainability –…

‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Portrait of the week: Growth slows to zero, Scotland rejects assisted dying and Trump sends Marines to the Gulf

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Home Sir Keir Starmer, the Prime Minister, spoke to President Donald Trump of America about the importance of reopening the…

Trump should ditch the faux concern for the people of Iran

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Live long enough and all your cherished memories of childhood will end up besmirched somehow. For many of us Boomers…

Which animal should feature on banknotes?

21 March 2026 9:00 am

The only living being on our banknotes should be the monarch

21 March 2026 9:00 am

This Middle East conflict ought to be much easier than the oil embargo which followed the Yom Kippur war of…

Keir Starmer has surrendered to Ed Miliband – and we are all paying the price

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Labour MPs who want Wes Streeting to be their leader have, apparently, one great fear. If their man triggers a…

‘So, what’s our next move?’

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Is my book about Meghan and Harry a ‘deranged conspiracy’?

21 March 2026 9:00 am

‘Deranged conspiracy’. That’s the Sussexes’ verdict of Betrayal, my second blast at Harry and Meghan, after the serialisation was in…

I love Cheltenham… but there’s only so much chaos I can take

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Flipping heck! Thank goodness the Cheltenham Festival only happens once a year. There’s only so much chaos and controversy my…

Nothing beats a posh hospital room

21 March 2026 9:00 am

The private hospital room in Chelsea was so relaxing I would have stayed for a week if it was affordable.…

The glaring flaw in Keir Starmer’s ‘cohesion plan’

21 March 2026 9:00 am

On the way back home down Mile End Road, I stopped for a cup of tea in a nice-looking café.…

The Epstein Files, the naked communist, and me

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Dante’s Beach, Ravenna I was parked up in the Land Rover Defender on the narrow road that runs alongside the…

Why does a burglar burgle?

21 March 2026 9:00 am

In days of war, we need trifles: Mezzogiorno reviewed

21 March 2026 9:00 am

Mezzogiorno is a very serious, golden Italian restaurant inside the Corinthia London Hotel on Northumberland Avenue. Restaurants are increasingly gold…

The perfect 15-minute chocolate mousse

21 March 2026 9:00 am

There’s an inherent pleasure in having something by heart. Poetry at school. Lines in plays. Song lyrics. The things that…

Scottish assisted dying

21 March 2026 9:00 am