‘One by one, the doors all close.’

Advent

7 December 2017 3:00 pm

Porn

7 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘You must agree to our terms and conditions before crossing the border.’

Agree

7 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’m already bored with the royal wedding — what’s the latest on Brexit?’

Wedding

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’ll call you back — I’m about to go through a tunnel.’

Tunnel

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘For God’s sake, don’t let the public see his human side!’

Human side

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

bottle bank

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Grr! Look at him, always looking on the bright side of life.’

Remain

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘You’re in my seat.’

Chairs

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘They are wise aren’t they?’

Owl

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

Dali

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘North Korea’s a worry.’

North Korea

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘No, I’m afraid we don’t do divorce kits.’

Divorce

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘You may as well get the Christmas decorations while you’re up there Dorian.’

Dorian

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Pah! These English with their Old School Tie Brigade!’

Tie

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

Dogma

23 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘And the third little piggy’s house was featured on Grand Designs.’

House

23 November 2017 3:00 pm

Peelers

23 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’m boycotting Paperchase.’

Paperchase

23 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘How much do you think we’d have to pay if we asked to leave?’

Pay to leave

23 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘MPs have 470 words for No.’

Brexit Bill

23 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘You need to learn the centre.’

Right and Left

23 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Excellent work. You’re in danger of bringing this government into repute!’

Prime Minister

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

Celebrity

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

Sleep

16 November 2017 3:00 pm