‘Your billing address — is that the same as your cooing address?’

Birds

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘I hear the streets are paved with gum.’

Gum

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘All our ambulance crews are busy at the moment but please stay on the line — your heart attack is important to us.’

Ambulance

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s nice to get away from all the abuse on Twitter.’

Web

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m looking for Mr Alt-Right.’

Bar

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

Brexit

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘If you’re a private patient, you’ll probably want to smile as you go through the scanner.’

Scan

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Are you sure these North Korean eggs are safe?’

Breakfast

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’ll sue for compensation for stress, caused by inadequate compensation for stress, caused by inadequate ...’

Law

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Careers

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Desk

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘He needs his five-a-day.’

Kid

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Paper

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Bridge

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Why do I always have to be the UK?’

Game

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Bar

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Oh dear Lucy, all those carbon emissions!’

Drawing

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Pesticide

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Service

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Crowd

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Border control

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Entry

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Waiting room

10 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Why must you be so damn negative?’

Penguin

10 August 2017 1:00 pm

King

10 August 2017 1:00 pm